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Our readers are one of the best things about Lamebook … and as a reader this is your chance to tell us what’s REALLY on your mind. Think of it as your chance to write on our wall. So go ahead. Make up your own lame or funny status, submit a thought of yours, or just tell us what you’re up to!

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DeeZEE

I hope one day, the Facebook on the corner of my Facebook has a Facebook of its own.

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mikehawk

i bet waldo’s parents are worried sick

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mortisetmalum

There will be plenty of time to sleep when you’re Dead, So you might as well stay up late!

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SilverFox

I’m the one who stole Voldemort’s nose you know!

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stormridergreyeagle

It’s so hot here Im a human flystrip

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dcdowntowner

spoiler alert: currently takes till page 95 of ” All Time Best” to hit zero

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dcdowntowner

I don’t visit hospitals because more people die in hospitals than in any other kind of building

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dcdowntowner

Both Leno and Letterman should just fire their writers and piecewise plagiarize monologues from lamebook.

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valoriesalcido

I don’t care that you had a baby yesterday and are already at your pre-baby weight and I don’t care that your kid just pooped on the potty!!!

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Ambadassador

If love were a chick, I would seriously need a condom right now.

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