State Your Status

Our readers are one of the best things about Lamebook … and as a reader this is your chance to tell us what’s REALLY on your mind. Think of it as your chance to write on our wall. So go ahead. Make up your own lame or funny status, submit a thought of yours, or just tell us what you’re up to!

Note: Statuses will not appear until they are approved!

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fairyprincessmermaidveterinarian

Dear girl who writes her status updates as letters to inanimate objects or abstract ideas,

Stop it.

Sincerely, it wasn’t even funny the first time

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MattFuse

Life Decision #37: Stop drinking red wine or start laminating my dress shirts. RIP favorite white button-up.

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sababe

There is a difference between true intelligence and just being an annoying show off.

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leoxato

Religion is like a penis. It´s ok to have one and it´s ok to be proud of it. But it´s not ok to put it out in public and go showing it off to everybody. So please don’t try to shove it down my throat.

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Dieguito

I am so awesome that when I was born my mom stared at me and said “the world is not ready for this kind of technology”.

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Odhran

Think I’m gonna build a lego house.

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alejandra.b.a.

Facebook: “What’s on your mind?” Twitter: “What’s happening?” MySpace: “Where did everybody go?”

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Krizzy

If you update your status more than 3 times a day… Do us all a favor and go back to MySpace.

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tigerjd

The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think your stupid.

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tigerjd

The awkard moment when you cant spell akward correctly….

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