State Your Status
Our readers are one of the best things about Lamebook … and as a reader this is your chance to tell us what’s REALLY on your mind. Think of it as your chance to write on our wall. So go ahead. Make up your own lame or funny status, submit a thought of yours, or just tell us what you’re up to!
Note: Statuses will not appear until they are approved!
(-63)
God I hate fucking indonesian people. There’s a fucking billion of them and its like, just shut the fuck up and do my nails
(79)
If you post about your vagina in your status, I will delete you. No offense.
(-16)
My nipple ring is infected, it hurts really bad. I do not like it.
(-5)
Is pissed at my husband for doing a load of laundry that contained whites, colors and dark blue bath towels that turn whites blue.
(50)
is really fucking tired of seeing you post shirtless photos of yourself. Put it away please.
(6)
WTF is wrong with people.
(-36)
I floss with my own pubes.
(27)
A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory
(-32)
just thinking about all the dirty, hot sex we had. god i loved your sweat dripping all over my body. god i miss you.
(-9)
Natty
I want to look good in dark jeans and no shirt.