I’ve tasted some rather tangy vaginas in my day. There is a certain tart pleasure in it, and they go well with a nice shortbread, or, if you want to go in the other direction, possibly a fine stoned wheat salted cracker with thick creamy chicken broth. Either way, be it a spicy chili variation, or the elusive honey sweet, the bouquet-like palette of vaginal flavors is a spectacular testament to the joys of human existence. Bon Appetite!
There are things nobody should ever know. I get the whole were about to married lets share part but Im married and there are things I will never share with my husband. And there are things we share and shouldnt. And there is something about hearing something horrifying and still being able to look that person in the eye, well thats true love. Like the time he told me his hemmoroids were so bad that he felt like he was sitting on a metal spike. But announcing to everyone on our your facebook friend list about your sour vagina? That bitch needs to be slapped.
Name: the first person on lamebook to try to seduce cumdog. incredible. get a tit job, lose the accent, and look for a guy known for more than regurgitating a vaguely unpleasant description of a woman every time something new is posted.
word on the street is he ejaculates prematurely while advertising his willingness to hit…pretty much anything.
A few years back i was with a chick that had a tangy tasting vagina. I showered with her a few times and realised she was not washing it. I think to myself yuk! as any self respecting individual would. Then i kindly asked why she dosn’t wash it. She quickly became embarrassed and began washing it regularly. I left the growling out for a while. When i went back alas it tasted ever so sweet. Moral of my story is maybe this Megan is not washing her cooter properly, in which case Brad needs a new missus!
Too much information indeed..
When she says sour vagina the doctor obviously told her her vagina is slightly acidic – it makes conceiving a bit harder (I think I’m right. Am I?). It doesn’t mean her vag tastes like vinegar. Hahah, random line of thought – vinegar, chips, fish and chips, smells like fish. Ahh, how immaure of me.
Oh, and by the way, I think A-cup tits are cute, I wish I had them.
[...] I think that facebook is the perfect place to have an open discussion with your fiance about sour vaginas. But then I generally ask a girl her thoughts on oral within the first 10 minutes of a date too. You are all just sexually repressed. And have sour vaginas. <lamebook> [...]
@Father Sha: I’ve never heard of sour vagina before either, but I have tasted a few tangy snatches in my time, most notably the one of a young lady with tight pvc trousers that I picked up in a local night club after a night of dancing.
Incidentally I had an ex who ate so many mangoes her pussy tasted of mango and her tits tasted of vanilla ice cream. Can any other readers beat that?
@ Father Sha – pretty accurate. If only Sheena from the latest post had got that fortune cookie after she lost her job – she might not have needed to take so many pictures of her well-rehearsed ‘unemployment face’.
@ Father Sha – What? You mean they’ll exile us to the fringes of Lamebook society? And then it’ll just be us, like lone wolves, like Bonnie and Clyde? Sounds pretty good if it means that Clarice and earbud aren’t there. Just think of all the fun we could have!
The song rocks. Good ol’ Brit punk rock. And if I get to incorporate my name into the title of a song that talks exclusively about sexy-boom-boom, so much the better.
Hehe dandi i was glad you cleared it up for me but it was rather strange that nobody seemed to know this, including the original poster.
Hitme , there s a simple answer … English is my third language ( i m bragging i know) so i do sometimes write the yank way … Out of ignorance or mental laziness … And you have been known to cheer me up on a few occasions
To be honest, I’m not sure how I even know to begin with. I’m 17 and have yet to have my vagina inspected on a regular basis, but I thought it was fairly common knowledge. And if English is your third language then you have every right to brag, it’s impressive! You put native English speakers to shame. WELL DONE SIR.
@lc – if it was only that she had a sore vagina, wouldn’t she already know, rather than having the doc point it out? I think you’re giving her way too much credit – I really do think she was saying that life had given her lemons, so her vagina had made lemonade.