@eenerbl: To be fair to Asiaa, according to the Bible it is kind of Eve’s fault that women go through so much pain during childbirth, and are meant to ‘serve’ men, so I can’t imagine she’s having too easy a time up there.
Hell, I’d like to fukin choke her for indirectly causing ‘get in the kitchen and make me a sammich’ jokes.
So that’s where the fairer sexes fascination with possessions spawned from? In that case move aside people, I’m joining the queue. I’ve got the piano wire ready to garotte Eve and then Asiaa for having the same name, albeit misspelt, as a continent and for generally dragging down the average IQ.
to the woman he said,’i will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give birth to children. your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you as you remain in the kitchen to prepare delicious sammiches, bitch.’
Perharps if God one day get´s pissed off and says Fuck Humanity, let´s erase them all, he could take Asiaa and Georgie to repoblate the earth. I´m sure they would probably make a dumb but very cute couple, living amongst animals and all. Unfortunatelly, unlike the other beasts, the human race would perish because they where to dumb to know how to procreate. PD: Sorry for my english! I´m not native
Adam is a pussy! Life would have been a lot less painful if he would have stepped up to the plate and bitch slapped her. But then again, we’d all be walking around naked, and I kinda like wearing panties, rather then fig leaves. We were damned from the start.
18.danetta, Piss funny.
I think Pixi is right. Eve isn’t in heaven! She totally fucked up gods high school project and ruined Adams life by eating the fruit. She’s in hell naked and screwing up everyone else’s fun.
Adanm was a pussy. He shoulda backhanded da biach and said “where’s my sammich, bitch.”
I find it funny that everyone is saying that Georgie is a guy, when in fact that is a girls name. I know a girl called Georgie, never heard of a guy called it though. So Asiaa and Georgie will not be ‘repoblating’ the earth anytime soon, thank god. She heard the rumours right though, Bin Larden is so hung it’s scary.