Comments on: Smooth

By: Exo

Exo — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 05:37:42 +0000

What the fuck does Miss Rebecca mean?

By: awesome

awesome — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:12:51 +0000

@derp- you just answered your own question…lame

By: derp

derp — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:40:47 +0000

What the hell is even going on here? It’s just a bunch of ebonics bullshit, it happens all the time.

By: whitey

whitey — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:09:33 +0000

I thought all the nigs were on MySpace

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:37:49 +0000

I didn’t have a clue what he was talking about so I’m glad Clarissa explained it all

By: flips

flips — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:21:44 +0000

Oh yeah, and I’m willing to bet that Angela is Smooth’s (possibly new) girlfriend, and was more than likely the one who was refusing to give him head. Obviously, she’d want him to take it down immediately, because people must know it’s her he’s talking about. Think about it.

By the way, thanks all for the translation. Without them I would have been truly lost!!!

By: flips

flips — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:14:16 +0000

@21 Boz
I was just thinking the same thing. Now I am lmbo. Yeah, I really did say that. (and I meant booty)

By: USA all the way

USA all the way — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:52:28 +0000

#60 That fact that you think I was serious is pretty strong evidence that you are the retarded product of a dysfunctional society. Have fun with that!

By: Vincent

Vincent — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:34:16 +0000

Actually it’s not. School is pretty much mandatory in the U.S.

By: USA all the way

USA all the way — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:18:45 +0000

#58 – Compulsory education violates our constitutional right to freedom of speech. How can speech truly be free if you have been taught stuff by other people? Come to the USA, you too can be dumb, free, and say whatever the fuck you want.

By: ryan problems

ryan problems — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:39:47 +0000

I have no idea what anyone was saying in that picture. Do they still have schools in the United States or did they drop that idea?

By: JONES

JONES — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:10:10 +0000

Regardless of what figure Angela is in “Smooth” life, she is my hero!

@Angela: Please let me know if you need any help

By: flash in the pants

flash in the pants — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:43:16 +0000

#2- It’s a joke, she’s saying she’s his ‘mama’. Sort of like when someone says bro/sis even though they aren’t related to you. Hence, #2 because mama #1 is really his mother.

By: Duncan

Duncan — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:18:22 +0000

@54 – Not quite. Mama no.2 is definitely how she’s choosing to refer to herself. I would have assumed this was his girlfriend but for some reason the ‘old’ part tells against it. I reckon step-mother.

@53 – 4rm = ‘Forum’ = how some people pronounce ‘from’.
‘Put my belt to you’ = Beat you with my belt.
‘Get your ass beat’ = ‘to be beaten’
‘Mama No. 2′ = Your guess is as good as mine. Step mother? GRAND mother? Mother in law? A joke-name for the girlfriend?

By: max

max — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 05:01:53 +0000

@53 remo
“Listen here little boy, I have told you that you’re not too old to get your ass beaten by your mother. Secondly, I want you to take that down before I use my belt to hurt you.”

That’s my impression…

By: remo

remo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:00:51 +0000

What the hell is Angela saying? I honestly can’t decipher it.

By: Watermelondrea

Watermelondrea — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:21:00 +0000

@45 Jonk
I think everyone can be a little bit racist, sexist, heightist, etc. If someone is different to us we tend to highlight that and associate (wrongly or rightly) perceived traits, i.e. All Jamaicans are good sprinters, all women are a bit crazy (actually that is a fact!), short man syndrome, etc. But other than my post being fairly ambiguous I’m struggling to see any racist content or intent. Am happy to be enlightened though, old bean. toodle-pip.
P.S. Some of my best friends are white (and short).

By: Random Entry

Random Entry — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:28:56 +0000

@50: There are plenty of other posts out there that rag on incorrect grammar. The problem with this particular post is even if you’ve spoken English for your entire life, you need an interpreter to understand what our smooth friend and his homeladies are saying.

By: flash in the pants

flash in the pants — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:45:23 +0000

Question for the critics:
Why is it that when there’s a lamebook entry from an African-American, everyone rags on their grammar/use of the English language? But on the similar posts (that I’ve seen), with Caucasian people-no mention (or very little mention) of grammar/use of language?

By: Smooth Grammar

Smooth Grammar — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:06:33 +0000

It’ll be “laughing my butt off”, I bet she’s a jesus freak and won’t say ass or arse.

By: no way

no way — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:13:47 +0000

Could be laugh my bollocks off?

By: derp

derp — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:44:40 +0000

I like how Denesia chooses to censor herself by saying lmbo (laughing my butt off I’m assuming) even though they are talking about sucking on a mans dick.

By: timmy

timmy — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:32:50 +0000

Calling FAKE on this one! No ones mother talks ‘lyk dizzz’, and its a completely private profile with no picture. hmmmm???

Funniest part is the peoples names! SMOOOOOOOOOTH… haha!!

By: Jonk

Jonk — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:01:18 +0000

Wow Watermelondrea and Goodest, ya’ll are kind of racist and not even know it, eh? Perhaps one of your sisters is going out with someone of a different race and this is how you take it out. Fair enough.

By: factoid

factoid — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 06:56:36 +0000

oh no she dit-ten!

By: Goodest Spellerer

Goodest Spellerer — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 06:21:48 +0000

The REALLY funny thing is, there’s some guy called “Joe Nesha” on Facebook. You go, girlfriend.

By: MrNoItAll

MrNoItAll — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:49:13 +0000

Did anyone notice the rhythm and rhyme of Mama #2. Her album drops in Dec.

By: Watermelondrea

Watermelondrea — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:40:30 +0000

*in the local paper

By: Watermelondrea

Watermelondrea — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:40:00 +0000

I was in Jamaica a while ago and remember reading a problem page / agony aunt section on the local paper. A mother wrote in complaining that her son was too effeminate and will not change “no matter how often and how hard I beat him”.
Smooth, Jellyquisha, Sumatriana, et al, obviously didn’t get enough of a beating.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:47:23 +0000

You just have to love when a jigga boo feels the need to try to use a computer.