Monday, September 14, 2009

Smokin’ Dopes



“Hey bitch! This weekend rocked!  I got smashed at Jimmy’s house and let’s just say the backdoor was unlocked ;) LOL!”

Ah shit, I just sent that text to my mom.

previous post: Domo Arigato for this Gem



  1. Jesus, how many morons are going to take about sex/drugs/God knows what on Facebook without remembering they have family on there who can see it, read it and probably won’t approve of it?

    Katlin & Amber, learn how to spell then learn what a private message is.

  2. No weed for you, honey.

  3. @2 – and no job with the big corporation, assuming you ever finish school/college/whatever.

  4. i think all that dope has seriously slowed down amber’s ability to type properly – she can’t press the keys quick enough to just produce one of each letter

  5. for the love of god. i cannot stand little piss ant kids who think spelling stuff incorrectly is cool.

  6. they’re so addicked!

  7. @5

    And being mad gives them the attention they want. Keep it up Mya!

  8. The comment from the Mum seems a little fake. Mainly the bit where she says “this is exactly why your not allowed to hang out with kailtin (surname)”.

    I mean, what kind of Mum would refer to her daughters friend formally whilst talking to her daughter.

    Does this make sense? Am I just being too pedantic and sad? Thanks.

  9. @ 8 – maybe there is another friend also called Kaitlin .

    Why did Mom ask Ashley to post and she go and post as well?

  10. Oops, please forgive my badly written post.

  11. @8 also i would’ve thought the mum could distinguish between “your” and “you’re”

    Ugh the spelling of that entire entry though- why?! Do they write like that at school? I fear for the future of this country…

  12. Does this confirm or deny that only stupid people smoke weed?


  13. Reading this in a British accent made it funnier.

  14. It’s Amber’s mother that posted after Katlin’s sister.

  15. Or is it Katlin’s mother posting after Amber’s sister…? Haha it’s one of them.

  16. Clearly Ashley’s just pissed because she wasn’t invited. Same with Wendy.

  17. No, it’s Amber’s mom and sister… the Admin’s left us the “F” in the last name so we could distinguish between the two.

  18. @8 Though i wish it weren’t true, it is unfair for us to assume that either of these girls’ mothers are more likely to speak proper English than the girls themselves. In this case, as with many other adults of the baby-boomer generation, i suspect that the mother is simply attempting to apply all the relative information into a message as would be required via letter. (snail-mail) This, in personal opinion only, illustrates to me that the mother simply has a lack of understanding of what most of us would see as “common knowledge” in reference to Facebook, like recognizing that a last name is unnecessary when the entire thread contains the last names of everyone in the conversation.

    Well that was fun. With a paragraph that long I am sure that I’ve made some sort of grammatical error, feel free to poke fun and harass, for that is how we roll…


  19. My next question is why this should be discussed behind Dad’s back.

  20. @Jax No Kidding, eh? I wondered what kind of mum would do that too.
    Marriage on the rocks?

  21. My parents would often refer to my friends by their full names when they were pissed off with them, it seems to be parent’s thing. My mother would also kill me about stuff, but not tell my dad, because he would REALLY go mental.

  22. Mom is the dope supplier? Now she’s pissed off that the sister knows…

  23. I feel for the father in this most of all.

  24. lol 8 grams in 2 days between 4 people? Whoooo that’s nothing.

  25. I don’t think people should be allowed to use semicolons when the rest of their spelling and grammar’s careless.

  26. Wow, Zoned, we’re so impressed. You must be really cool.

  27. @Zoned

    Showing off about how much drugs you take is as lame as anything featured on this site. You feckless imbecile.

  28. Billy Wilders Dead Monkey


    which british accent were you reading this in?

    surely you aren’t so stupid that you believe there is one British accent.

    Unless you meant English.

  29. @13, @28

    And it might be London, Ontario. Which would be unfortunate for me, as I would lose a bit of faith in my own country.

  30. Those four ought to smoke more.


  32. I don’t care if people take drugs or not. Whatever. What annoys me is that people who do weed who can’t shut up about how great doing weed is, or who can’t NOT tell you how stoned they are.

    You moron. No one cares.

    Also, people who have fooled themselves into thinking that they’re on some mind-expanding experimental journey where they come out of it with a new perspective on the universe. No. You did drugs. You got stoned. The end.

  33. “do weed.” Who the FUCK says that??? Dumb twats.

  34. These girls are old enough to be reprimanded by “Mom” for their dope-smoking ways, but the affair that they are going to have (assuming I’m reading that original post correctly) is just Okie Dokie. Seems odd to me.

  35. Yeah, “do weed” lol. Dumb cunts.

  36. Using the friends last name implies that the mother has a problem with their whole family, not just the daughter. Its not necessarily a sign that its “fake”.

  37. Why do people who do drugs think that it automatically makes them cooler than anyone in their immediate environment that doesn’t take drugs?

  38. @Sixkiller


  39. o rly!?

  40. Hey Boz,

    Smoke weed everyday.

  41. hey Saul.


  43. Guys, I’m mad

  44. get money
    fuck bitches
    smoke trees

  45. he mad.

  46. Mamaaaaaaaaa….just killed a man

  47. @Jonas

    No. I don’t even drink alcohol. That’s how incredibly uncool I am. Can you handle it?


  49. Bwahahaha!
    They totally got … *sigh* this is the only good word for this.. OWNED by the mom.
    That’s pretty funny :D

  50. ummm firssst i donttt thinnkkk itssss kewwwllll that youuu guysss are sayyying weeed is a badd tthiing. plusss evveerybooddydydyy knowws thaat youu “doo weed” cuzz itt makkess it souunddnd like uh harrrd druuuhg.

    13: After I read what you put I tried it myself and it sounded like a Scottish person. Hehehe. I’m cool.

    29: It probably is because they aren’t saying mum or anything. But the “do weed” is weird. I might be wrong.

    I want to destroy their asses.

  51. @29
    Yeah that definitely has to be London Ontario. I grew up there so I know there’s nothing better to do other than smoking weed.

  52. @ Canaduh, Yeah London ON!

  53. hahaha I love how this happens more and more as parents get on FB.

  54. I never said I smoked weed Canaduck and other, my dears. I simply stated that wasn’t a lot to be bragging about.. If anything I was agreeing with everyone that they’re retarded for putting it in the open. Chill out.

  55. Hypocrites

  56. It could be London, KY.

  57. Who the fuck “does” weed?

  58. @28 (who referred to 13)

    Which English accent do you refer too? Old chum.


  60. I’d love to meet these two honeys and explore their backdoor he he he

  61. what’s so lame about this is the kids are probably only 13 or 14. what else is lame is the fact that these dumb kids make people who do occasionally smoke look retarded as fuck. i’m going for my rn as we speak people and i do occasionally partake. do i type lyke thisss? nah. lame lame lame. yes the internet is lax on such things as capitalization but to purposely type like a dumb ass and brag about “doing weed?” sigh. that’s just how pot gets its negative image. do it occasionally and live a real life. and don’t post/brag about “doing it” it all over facebook.

  62. @54 Zoned

    Nobody cares if you actually smoke pot or not, but your comment sure made it sound as if you did and were bragging about it. If several people came to the same conclusion as a result of reading said comment, the fault probably lies with you, not them.


  63. Canaduck takes the intrawebz for srs.

  64. As if any more proof was needed that excess weed fuuhks uup yeehh braiiiin.
    Personally, my own brain is bleeding after reading that piss poor excuse for a conversation.
    Weed I have no problem with. Morons like this however…
    Mum kind of loses her point though when she can’t spell Kaitlin.
    It’s phonetic ffs

  65. IDIOTS

  66. Vincent Van Gopher

    I read this in my own English accent (Southern, mumbly) and did indeed find it quite amusing. Did the aha in the style of ABBA/Partridge for some reason. Tickled me anyway.

  67. The whole Facebook convo sounds perfect for one of those drug-free commercials. Just have someone do the voices for each person, and it’s all set!

  68. The thing that I find hilarious is when she said “i havent hadd any funn since yuhh leftt :( ” and then quickly adds in “exept witth katiie”. I assume Katiie would have gotten mad if she hadn’t stated her as fun.

  69. What a bunch of losers. “Ooooooooooh I’m so cool I smoke dope and I tell the whole world that I do it”. Hey if you want to smoke it, go ahead be my guest but it just shows what a lame arse boring life u lead. Heres a thought for u fuckheads that think smoking dope is cool, thinking you have this mind altering experience, you’re not and you never will. Heres a another thought for you, how about getting off your arses and experiencing life instead of sitting around and being a bunch of lazy arses.

  70. @chip (13) We have many accents in Britain.

    These people have clearly smoked too much, either that or been hit over the head repeatedly with a shovel

  71. woow!!!ahaha…thats just crazy!!!

  72. lmao. Intervention time.

  73. fucking busted… dumbass!!

  74. Since when do you “do” weed…

  75. @ Tom

    Chill out man, go smoke some pot..

  76. so. good.

  77. @1 Don’t forget that Wendy needs to learn to spell too. It would seem the apple … yada yada.

  78. @ Tom
    You know, not everyone who smokes weed sits around all day doing nothing. I smoke weed and the only times I sit around all day doing nothing is when I have a day off.
    Chill out. Smoke moar.

  79. That’s why I set my entire family on limited profile. I never even wanted my family on there but they were persistent and feelings would get hurt.. psh. So now they can have me added and see nothing i’m doing as if they were never added. =D

  80. The British try to show we’re not stupid and someone comes along and does this.

    @Atticus ure so fkn h/core mannn , liek sooo h/core.

    Get a job you socialist fuck. Smoking weed ALL DAY isn’t cool it’s something people say to make themselves out as cool. So step 1.) Stop lying Step 2.)Finish School Step 3.)Kill yourself or a get a job

  81. @ 34 Im with you…no one else caught on to her saying she wanted Amber in her bed?!?!?!?! HUH?! I thought that is what the mum was commenting about, “I just got confirmation on what I thought was going on.”……anyone with me on that? no?

  82. She’s gonna “do” weed? What next? They’ll “do” glue, intravenously? What wastes of oxygen.

  83. I think that the lamest is Ashley and Wendy.I mean those girls are smoking weed,ok they are young,they are trying stuff blah blah blah but really?”Adults” posting about such a matter on Facebook?

    What the hell?

    That’s probably why young people do what they do,because parents don’t talk with them face to face and honestly.

  84. @Seriously youre a dumbass, that was her sister and her mom, of course her mom is pissed, she just found out her daughter does drugs. and her mom said theyre gonna talk about it, so you sound like a jackass

  85. @ #84:
    @Seriously: You’re a dumb-ass.
    The two other people in the conversation are her sister and her mother.
    Of course her mother is pissed off, because she just found out her daughters are using drugs.
    Her mother only said they’re going to talk about it.
    So you sound like a jackass.

    Spelling, punctuation and proper sentence structure.

  86. Hw is pot even a big deal?
    I bet her mom did the same thing when she was younger.
    at least the kid isn’t a meth or crackhead.

  87. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

  88. Opps busted! LOL! In Malay it called ‘Kantoi’ hahaha

  89. LOL
    woow, a friend sent me here and i was browsing and realized that this is my sisters thread :P
    The reason that my mother had me post was because i was already logged in and she wanted her to get the message asap, then i logged off and she got on. Amber is not allowed to hang out with a few kaitlins that is why my mom used the last name and last but not least the reason “dad” couldnt know about it is cause my mom is a hugeeee push over and lets my sister get away with everything, I think this is hilarious though, ive even saved all your comments to show to her so she can see how pathetic she sounds sometimes :)

  90. and it she is from london ontario.

    but shes not a huge pot head like some of you seem to think, she is a pretty good kid just chooses bad friends, this kaitlin girl has gotten her into alotta crap before. who cares if she wants to smoke weed,


  92. my guess is that mum was disguised as amber. re-read that conversation and tell me

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