A couple of years ago my husband pissed me off as I was making his lunch so between the cheese and the ham I put a little note that said asshole. To this day his coworkers still talk about the asshole sandwich. Also, he has never asked me to make his lunch again.
Carib, that still makes him stupid to bite into it. I’m sure you could look at what you eat, even if it’s a tiny glance and notice that there’s something wrong with it. Besides, it’s not good to eat, drive, and take a photo of it at the same time.