Thursday, August 20, 2009

Smell Her Fingers (NSFW)

Smell Her Fingers

Smell Her Fingers

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163 Comments

  1. gross

  2. Happy barfday Jessica.

  3. I sense something VERY fishy here.

  4. …………..wow.

  5. Yes, she is a dawg!

  6. Did she wet her pants while doing the Hitler-salute with her foot?

  7. *gag*

  8. i mean…..that’s not even like a spot……that’s just piss

  9. WHY? thats all i was going to say, but why would you feel the need to show this to everyone? i mean is she so socially retarted that she thinks its “kewl” and “down with the kids” to show people this… i mean does she think that people will see this and go, wow what a great laugh i will add her as my mate, although she looks kkinda dirty and easy and will put out for next to nothing..whats her name again…. :-)

  10. haha look at the feet in the other bed! I guess it’s not too surprising that she took this in front of other people? in a hotel room? shameless hoe. I don’t even understand this photo.

  11. dude

  12. I would congratulate whoever made her so wet… but judging by the finger sniffing I would say that’s herself. There’s no victory in having conquered your own turf.

  13. wat da fak? :-D

  14. Why would anyone put this on Facebook? I really, really hope she has added her mother as a friend…

  15. Lamebook is back!!! Finally a SUPER good lamebook entry!

  16. terrible

  17. I very much doubt that person who pissed themself is the person who posted the photo on facebook.

  18. she might spilled water or some other drinks and acted like it was …you know…

  19. dsfds it doesn’t even matter. The fact that she would think it’s funny to lift her leg up and pretend to smell “urine” is disgusting enough. Let’s smear chocolate pudding on someone’s butt and have her pretend to lick it off!

  20. Donald Trump's Comb-Over

    Two words: DIRTY BITCH.

  21. I guess I’ll be postponing my lunch for a bit.

  22. The newsman seems appalled.

  23. She could have at least washed her … feet ?

  24. Oh No She Di’int!

  25. Even the TV dude is in shock!

  26. Please, please, let a future prospective employer see this picture.

  27. I just noticed that this photo is listed as “smell11.jpg”.

    Just think…there are 10 other pictures of this floating around somewhere.

  28. what the hell is a DAWG BIRTHDAY? is that an acronym for something? or did she just forget to put a(n) ‘s on the end?

  29. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

  30. I think Jessica and Emmanuel should get together.

  31. I just came.

  32. I see Drew Carey’s reading the news now.

  33. My favorite part is everyone calling an E! broadcast “the news.”

  34. …ew.

  35. ew this girl fucking peed her pants.

  36. Thanks for explaining the picture, HAR.

  37. Well…I was not expecting THAT.

  38. hell, i would

  39. This is just one of the many reasons that I try not to get too comfortable on hotel comforters. Thanks for driving home that point, Jessica.

  40. well, that’s the worst thing I’ve seen in ages. bra-vo, facebook/lamebook. what a socially retarded, filthy pig.

  41. im gonna go wash my eyes with soap.

  42. What is seen cannot be unseen…
    Thanks admin for reaffirming my faith in lamebook…

  43. Did someone forget to put down newspaper?

  44. So this will be on my mind every time I tuck in at a hotel

  45. Shut the front door!!!! …. That is N.A.S.T.Y she ain’t got no alibi she NASTY! >_<

  46. For the love of god, this girl had better be a performance artist.

  47. The feet on the left look like a dude and i believe thats his cum on her!! Thats my story and I’m sticking to it!!

  48. Jessica she goes out, drinks too much (see the stamp from the nightclub on her hand), goes to a hotel with two guys, one of which is more interested in watching TV and one who won’t do her because she pissed her pants.

    But he takes a picture of her drunken mess because he’s a gentleman. Now he’s going to sleep with the guy in the other bed because Jessica made this bed wet.

    Reminds me of the website MessyGirl.com

  49. a very dignified position..

  50. Arf The Crime Dog

    EW E! CHANNEL.

  51. That’s nasty.

  52. WTF??

  53. I wonder if that’s her own urine?

  54. The fact that I’ve seen this and I STILL don’t give a shit about sleeping on hotel beds has convinced me that there is officially nothing that can gross me out anymore.

  55. Is that a challenge, Kyle? Not even the poo-on-dick thread?

    DANG! We need to try harder!

  56. tuna anyone?

  57. If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!!

  58. LMAO at Jack Mehoff. This has certainly brightened up an otherwise dull day at work.

  59. Is that a wedding ring? somebody actually married this???

  60. SO HOT!!

  61. well it was her birthday!

  62. thats about a half a litre of urine

  63. That just goes to show that some people really should’nt drink

  64. get some class. that’s gross. not only are you direspecting us, you’re disrespecting yourself.

  65. this is filthy….what a sad girl

  66. Where is her nerf helmet?

  67. It slays me that it’s her FACE that’s blocked out.

  68. I’d hit it.

  69. That is possibly very hot, unless she just pissed herself. Unless she’s just that drunk. Because then it’s hot.

  70. my face is the same the guys on the telly.

  71. T.T’

  72. seems to me she was having fun smelling her fingers XD

  73. I can’t help but think that maybe she just has a sick sense of humour, spilt fluid on her undies and decided to made a joke about it.

  74. eww this bitch is dirty.
    some photos just shouldnt be on facebook

  75. What’s a ‘DAWG’ birthday?

    I can imagine..but surely that’s not it..

  76. OMG!! She’s watching E News!!!

  77. thats not piss… her birthday… smelling her fingers… you don’t understand?

  78. I’m with Vince, it could be she got her pants wet somehow and decided to do a weird thing to jokily disgust her friends. No doubt if some of my photos were taken out of context they could look bad. Like that one with my mum in the hotel room. That could look very bad.

  79. I’m with Helz, Comment 17. Maybe she was preparing for a leg-up photo (how classy), the camera man had the camera ready, she accidentally wet herself, he took a photo at just the right moment, and then he uploaded the photo later after telling her he had deleted it from the camera? Though hopefully it is just one of the other explanations here, that she spilt something, then went for a joke “I wet myself” photo. Or it’s her boyfriend’s jizz.

  80. I would pull her shorts off, & ram her untill she squeeels… Its SUCH A HUGE TURN ON…!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  81. She sure has a pissy attitude.

  82. wtf … did she piss herself? the best is, someone had to take this picture … and I see someones feet in the background … now I wonder … is this pic and this one linked? http://www.lamebook.com/fun-day-nsfw/comment-page-2#comment-20909

  83. That’s just absolutely foul…And I like how that dude is just watchin’ E like nothing is happening the next bed over.

  84. there are three people here; the person in the photo, the person whith his feet in the photo and the person taking the photo. what does that tell you?

  85. hhhmmmm… that she was p!ssed off…

  86. I was wondering what happened to “squirtgirl” when she retired from making porno…. what bothers me the most is why the person *feet sticking out left) didnt slap the crap out of her and put her to bed. or down…. either would have been good.

  87. bacterial infection

  88. WTF man?!

  89. God effing damn it.

  90. fergie ferg, will love you long time

  91. To all the men claiming to be disgusted:
    When you turn 50, you’re all going to ask your lovers to pee on you & shove their thumbs up your bums. Remember that.

  92. the news man looks quite taken aback

  93. No matter how many times i blink or scrub my eyeballs i can never erase this image from my retina’s.

  94. Is this the same Jessica “I’m a psycho mother hating anxiety faking drama queen” ? To be honest that wouldn’t surprise me, after her last outburst on fb screaming for attention and threatening to kill her mother, lagging her panties in public is probably the next logical step. At least her vagina isn’t bleeding this time.

  95. and where the hell is this server that it says 10.41 am, I swear to god it’s nearly 4 in the afternoon.

  96. God, her feet are so fucking HOT

  97. Come on, we ought to show her some leniency given the fact that she has a nice rack.

  98. eh….

  99. WHAT??

  100. I fail to see what the problem is…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoD9LCGsjas

  101. Cool!

    I love E!

  102. what´s that!?

  103. @#6 – LOL!!

  104. Can you believe that there were actually another person shooting and another one on the very left side, regarding this horrible scenery?

  105. I’d tap that.Literally.

  106. ok so who is taking the pic?? u can see some guys feet off to the left so hmmm….

  107. ew…juicy

  108. Yeah its not piss. Its drink

  109. She’s is drunk, someone should slap her.she’s really goin regret that onein a couple years.

  110. Alcohol or piss..She’s still an idiot

  111. That picture made me laugh and laugh. So many questions:

    1. Why do it in the first place?
    2. Who took the picture?
    3. Why upload it on Facebook?
    4. The title… what the fuck?

    Hahahaha… this is what Lamebook is all about.

  112. Wheres Zombieboy when you need him to sort this chick out!!!

  113. hahahahaha, funny, but wrong on so many levels…”the sheer stupidity of people never ceases to amaze or amuse me”

  114. I love all the comments by everyone, makes me smile…teehee

  115. As Dawkins once said… “One must be openminded, but not to an extent that one’s brain falls out…”

    ‘Nuff said… :D

  116. Is it wrong that I’m slightly turned on by this? :-p

  117. I’m with HelloNurse…..ooooohhhhh matron!!

  118. I believe that the beauty of this post is that the person in the photo clearly seems to think that there is some amount of acceptable humor in what she’s doing. Beyond that point all I have to say is that I’ve now lost my appetite for the next month.

  119. i wonder if she knows this is on lamebook… or even facebook.

  120. lol its pretty easy to see that she has had way too much to drink and must have posted it in her drunkin stooper!! not to mention she still has her bar stamp on her hand!! :D

  121. thank you crisco

  122. and i jizzed in my pants

  123. i wish to god she’d turn up here and defend herself. gotta love lamebookers when they do that.

  124. happy urin-day filty je ….!

  125. C. Proseedcake KSC

    I for one think this is hilarious and not at all wrong. I congratulate this woman for her fearless commitment to comedy.

  126. they probably have one of those ‘piss fetishes’ were they get off on pee’ing all over each other dirty beasts!!

  127. Does anyone know her? I think I’d like to… I’d happily piss all over her. Dirty Skank!

  128. Giggity.

    She’s probably totally unaware that this is even on Facebook, let alone Lamebook.

    God, I hope she’s just smelling her fingers.

    It’s not the news, it’s E!

    That dude on the left is chillin like shit ain’t happening on the next bed.

  129. This one should be on Shamebook!

  130. Not even a decent camel toe

  131. NOT COOL.

  132. Uggh…I guarantee they probably make a pill for that! Girl, get an appointment, ASAP!

  133. Must be an inside joke with her friends… I don’t even want to know…

  134. I want to wring out those panties into a glass and drink the contents!!

  135. SHE PISSED HERSELF … HAHAHA

  136. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, gross. seriously. dont.

  137. …oh dear. You gotta love how easily people are willing to publicly humiliate themselves.

  138. strawberry milk

    Tastey

  139. What a Dumbass..

    btw do you people actually think that is piss, cos it’s a little more fuckin gross than “urine”.

  140. Serial Thriller

    … Fuckin’ /YIKES/!

  141. HellNoNurse [entry no 91]

  142. This is so WRONG!!!

  143. It could be worse at least she’s not fat

  144. RenegadeSoldier

    Yeah, that’s a little on the gross side. She may be hot, though?

  145. my guess is that its fluid leakage after a hotel room coathanger abortion.. and the reason she’s posing for photos.. maybe to prepare she downed half a bottle of whisky..

  146. xxxtheworldsgreatestxxx

    thats seriously just wrong on soooo many levels

  147. hahahahahahahaha what the fuck

  148. Nice :)

  149. She’s definitely a keeper!

  150. I’d still bang her.

  151. She must have been very very drunk, I just can’t believe any other reason to explain this picture!

  152. this girls is just a dirty skank. and i agree with cleo.

  153. My problem with you all is that you are gonna click on something called “Smell Her Fingers” and sit here and act all disgusted and talk crap. Why did you click on it in the first place? What did you think it would be?!?!

  154. OMG

  155. I disagree with every comment.Its so obvious, she’s drooling, as dogs normally do……Sorry lassy, no offence!!!!

  156. Are you always this outspoken or where you born an asshole!!!!!

  157. holy shit!! i said ewww to this out loud right after my fiancee yelled out VAGINA JUICE!? from the other room. gross

  158. I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, bidstag. c 0m . . .. . . . .

  159. I just paid $24,97 for an iPad2 and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $37,74 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $675 which only cost me $71,32 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, MetaCent.com

  160. ………wow……….

  161. Sorry to bump this old post but can I just ask why the people who run this site are apparently *****ed enough to censor the faces of people who actually published the photos and by doing so made them public, even if unintentionally?

    If people didn’t want to show their identity then they’d censor the photo themselves, and the censoring is distracting because we focus on that instead of what is funny about the image.

  162. lol epic fail
    (see my web site to funnyfails.net for more funny fails)

  163. WHY would you post this?!?

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