I caught a friend kneeling on my living room floor and pissing under my couch. He had no Idea where he was. Making drunks clean up their own piss is kinda’ funny though.
what an asshole. he reminds me of erm and interesting. and that ms terry bitch. they all like to shit on each other bacuse they are assholes. they cant spell that well ethier.
Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda? (1)
Hm? You think you’re cool, right? Hm? Hm?
When you kicked out people [out of] your house
I tell you this, one of three Americans die of cancer,
you know? Asshole. You’re gonna be one of those.
I [don't have the] courage
to kick your ass directly.
Don’t have enough courage for that,
I could, you know.
You know you’re gonna have another accident?
You know I’m involved with black magic?
Fuck you. Die. Bastard.
You think you’re so cool, hm? Asshole.
And if I ever see your fucking face around,
In Europe or Italy,
Well I’ll — That time I’m gonna kick your ass.
Fuck you. Fucking Americans, Yankee.
You’re gonna die outta cancer, I promise.
Deep pain
No one does what you did to me.
You wanna know something? Fuck you.
I want your balls smashed, eat shit. Bastard.
Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana. (2)
I hope somebody in your family dies soon.
Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai
a sucare cazzi su un aereo! (3)
(1) Son of a bitch, do you know you are a piece of shit?
(2) Piece of shit, son of a bitch.
(3) Die, piece of shit, and go suck dicks on a plane!
Stronzo [1], stronzo di merda [2]
I’m trying to take a nap but
I couldn’t sleep overnight because of you
Ugh, you really hurted me,
Ohhhh you really hurt me
When I was high,
You called me an asshole?
Quanto mi fai schifo [3]
Pezzo di merda [4]
Have you ever been trying to take a nap?
My heart beats too fast
Because I’m thinking of your fucking ugly face
Youyou suck
Fai schifo [3]
Pezzo di merda [4]
Fai proprio schifo [5]
Vaffanculo [6], va,
Stronzo bastardo [7].
[1] – Piece of shit / asshole (as in a person who isn’t very nice)
[2] – Shit of shit / asshole of shit
[3] – You are so distusting
[4] – Piece of shit
[5] – You are really disgusting
[6] – Fuck off (“va” means “go”..vaffanculo in italian literally means “go and take it in the ass”)
[7] – Bastard piece of shit / Bastard asshole
you are the asshole maynard guy. i am mexican not americn asshole. learn how to spell. you are an asshole for that pst. so are you foolishwolf, you encorage him. assholes to the bothe of you.
Alright for the love of god would somebody show me where it says “brians”, I have been up for two days looking for it. I can’t sleep, can’t eat, I can’t even shit. HELP!!!
Just for the record I have submitted several degrading status updates about you to the “state your status” section of this website, so don’t be surprised if you see your dumb ass pop up in that section.
Maynard posted Tool Lyrics to a song/skit called “Message to Harry Manback” and “Message to Harry Manback part 2″
Maynard is the lead singer of the band tool. Either felxo was bored and did it himself, or someone was using those lyrics to show how much they hate him……..not sure but yeah.
A new website will be popping up shortly entitled “shitbook”. There, we can all have the pleasure of looking at kiddie poop, dog shit, adult feces, and status updates made from the crapper.
okay- i am not even halfway through the “stripper post” comments and i’m already dying of laughter with “brians” and “doushebag”.
how did i miss this?! okay…let me get back to reading it. thanks for the entertainment, flexco!
you think is is funny jelly beano?! asshole, i think you need to stcik to your own business. i want to know why you feel the need to bring of the brains thing. marissa never says brians dooshbags.
Whoever thinks the shitter is the one that left the ID card is pretty naive. It’s just one that happened to be there, maybe even the party thrower’s. He wouldn’t have said “whoever shit” he would’ve said “Jamie that bastard!”
I guess he should’ve cropped the crap picture in order to limit the confusion.
Well you can’t always trust what people type nowadays. Maybe the one in the ID IS the one to blame, but the owner of the carpet or whatever tried to mean as in HE doesn’t know the dude on the ID or perhaps someone left the ID close or something. I wouldn’t take a pic of crap next to MY ID. fuck that.
I don’t understand the depth of field or w/e in this photo. The wallet is huge compared to the shit and puke yet it isn’t that far away?? The “shit smear” looks like it was a very small bag of something that got smooshed open into the carpet. Either that or the wallet is actually an A4 folder or something?
know the girl who threw this party, the id is of the guy who did it.
real photo, not shopped. im not sure why the id looks so up close but that is legit shit and throw up.
we all concluded that he was probably naked curled in the fetal position and just passed out amongst it.
or while kneeling/whatever to shit he just threw up.
AAARRRGHHH. My eyes. That is fucking disgusting. I would hire some DNA testing guys to find out which one of my “friends’” nose to rub in it. Oh and to pay the cleaning bill.
#74 ftw btw
How long did the shit stay there before it was noticed? looks a little white and moldy, blech and did someone step in it and slide or did the shitee smear their ass on the floor on their way out the door. bwhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
LOL WHAT
SECOND
your friends suck
Umm…no. That’s not why this perrson shouldn’t throw parties. That’s why this person needs new friends.
Sounds like a laugh riot!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
good party
Looks like those events might have been simultaneous.
I like turtles.
…sorry about that… :/
is that the wallet/id of the shitter/puker?
I caught a friend kneeling on my living room floor and pissing under my couch. He had no Idea where he was. Making drunks clean up their own piss is kinda’ funny though.
Damn! What class!
He needs a forensics team in there to evaluate that spray pattern and recreate the event. It must have been hell in there!
yikes, in a closet of all places? I can’t imagine how much it stank in there!
If he finds the culprit, I would totally say that tagging the guilty shitter would definitely be appropriate!
pardon me, but wouldn’t that ID be a possible indicator of who shat and ralphed?
is that an id? why is it shaped like that? it looks like a sandwich.
some states do vertical id’s if under 21
good thing there weren’t any coats…
@herb
Haha! “I think someone has shit on or around the coat…area…” -Dane Cook
I’d be rubbing the SOB’s nose in it;what the hell is wrong with people?!
LOL @herb
Why does the license look so close up? I don’t get it? It’s not proportionate with the picture.
what an asshole. he reminds me of erm and interesting. and that ms terry bitch. they all like to shit on each other bacuse they are assholes. they cant spell that well ethier.
This looks shopped.
I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
Shit happens.
Zombie kid and flexo are putos
Mississippi doesn’t have basements.
flexo, not quite blonde, are you? more dirty blonde. I’m gonna call you Sabrina.
sick. I just had to look at lamebook right before supper.
go me.
First of all that is a very large pile of shit, I think some one had a horse in there.
jilloby, If that pile of shit is “very large” then you need a backpack to carry that wallet.
jilloby, remove your dress
so, why is this not censored but a dead body, fully clothed and in a casket, is? lamebook’s got some ‘splainin to do!
patrick, you ASSSHOLE. stop tellign me those weird things. you are the biggest asshole here, but not as big as jilloby, what an asshole.
@ flexo.
Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda? (1)
Hm? You think you’re cool, right? Hm? Hm?
When you kicked out people [out of] your house
I tell you this, one of three Americans die of cancer,
you know? Asshole. You’re gonna be one of those.
I [don't have the] courage
to kick your ass directly.
Don’t have enough courage for that,
I could, you know.
You know you’re gonna have another accident?
You know I’m involved with black magic?
Fuck you. Die. Bastard.
You think you’re so cool, hm? Asshole.
And if I ever see your fucking face around,
In Europe or Italy,
Well I’ll — That time I’m gonna kick your ass.
Fuck you. Fucking Americans, Yankee.
You’re gonna die outta cancer, I promise.
Deep pain
No one does what you did to me.
You wanna know something? Fuck you.
I want your balls smashed, eat shit. Bastard.
Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana. (2)
I hope somebody in your family dies soon.
Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai
a sucare cazzi su un aereo! (3)
(1) Son of a bitch, do you know you are a piece of shit?
(2) Piece of shit, son of a bitch.
(3) Die, piece of shit, and go suck dicks on a plane!
MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN IS TEH KING OF TEH 7R0LL5
You know, Sabrina, you should take some more lithium or have a Diet Coke. Some caffeine might get you out of this slump.
LOL
tell us more Mr Maynard James Keenan, you Italian weirdo with an English name!
How has flexo vexed you so??!?
shit just got REAL
@ flexo
Stronzo [1], stronzo di merda [2]
I’m trying to take a nap but
I couldn’t sleep overnight because of you
Ugh, you really hurted me,
Ohhhh you really hurt me
When I was high,
You called me an asshole?
Quanto mi fai schifo [3]
Pezzo di merda [4]
Have you ever been trying to take a nap?
My heart beats too fast
Because I’m thinking of your fucking ugly face
Youyou suck
Fai schifo [3]
Pezzo di merda [4]
Fai proprio schifo [5]
Vaffanculo [6], va,
Stronzo bastardo [7].
[1] – Piece of shit / asshole (as in a person who isn’t very nice)
[2] – Shit of shit / asshole of shit
[3] – You are so distusting
[4] – Piece of shit
[5] – You are really disgusting
[6] – Fuck off (“va” means “go”..vaffanculo in italian literally means “go and take it in the ass”)
[7] – Bastard piece of shit / Bastard asshole
Ladies and gentlemen, there you have it LOL
you are the asshole maynard guy. i am mexican not americn asshole. learn how to spell. you are an asshole for that pst. so are you foolishwolf, you encorage him. assholes to the bothe of you.
hahahahaha
I second that hahahahaha
flexo is totally having an argument with one of his many personalities.
I still love him though.
Why does that maynard name sound familiar?
lead singer of Tool
Alright for the love of god would somebody show me where it says “brians”, I have been up for two days looking for it. I can’t sleep, can’t eat, I can’t even shit. HELP!!!
@Flexo
Just for the record I have submitted several degrading status updates about you to the “state your status” section of this website, so don’t be surprised if you see your dumb ass pop up in that section.
@flexo
Someone’s Wheaties were shit in.
It’s not just flexo, it seems. What about Maynard?
This is really weird…
@ Julie
Maynard posted Tool Lyrics to a song/skit called “Message to Harry Manback” and “Message to Harry Manback part 2″
Maynard is the lead singer of the band tool. Either felxo was bored and did it himself, or someone was using those lyrics to show how much they hate him……..not sure but yeah.
don’t forget A Perfect Circle… freakin’ love Maynard!
@ Lindsey
Oh and Puscifer.
yep your right
*sighs to himself alone in the dark*
“flexo’s posts will never be funnier than what happened a few days ago.”
*loads a single bullet into his .45*
I bet it was funny to the guy(s) that did it.
A new website will be popping up shortly entitled “shitbook”. There, we can all have the pleasure of looking at kiddie poop, dog shit, adult feces, and status updates made from the crapper.
Stay tuned.
what happened a few days ago, concerned citizen? i’ve been absent from the comment threads lately…
@jellybeans, go to page two, and look at the thread for the strippers. That is when flexo made his debut in comments. Pure gold.
Why does some of the crap look smeared on the rug?
@jellybeans
Just back-track from here: http://www.lamebook.com/psycho-stripper-quest-ce-que-cest#comments
Oh man – so going to have to re-read everything flexo has said now – imagining it all spoken in a mexican accent . . .
okay- i am not even halfway through the “stripper post” comments and i’m already dying of laughter with “brians” and “doushebag”.
how did i miss this?! okay…let me get back to reading it. thanks for the entertainment, flexco!
thanks for updating me on the fuckery i’d missed, chazz & thesaurapist. i’m now going to add “retarted” to my regular vocabulary. love it.
@jeallybeans
Now that you know, you can join us in insulting flexo with tool lyrics.
Ooh, I’m going to get called a retarted doushebag now.
what is the ball of grey beside the shit smear?
@64
Bahaha, oh brilliant. The accent makes it even better.
Oh and btw, is anyone else bothered that this person’s first reaction was to take a picture of the shit?
that is all
you think is is funny jelly beano?! asshole, i think you need to stcik to your own business. i want to know why you feel the need to bring of the brains thing. marissa never says brians dooshbags.
“dooshbags”
dont use big words you cant spell kiddo.
Did anyone else realize that wallet and ID look HUGE when you compare it to the dimensions of the room? Maybe its just my drugs.
You see, the wallet is not actually bigger – it’s NEAR the camera. When things are NEAR the camera, they look bigger than if they were FAR.
Stanley Steemer Carpet Cleaner!
i like how the shitter left his ID card.
Whoever thinks the shitter is the one that left the ID card is pretty naive. It’s just one that happened to be there, maybe even the party thrower’s. He wouldn’t have said “whoever shit” he would’ve said “Jamie that bastard!”
I guess he should’ve cropped the crap picture in order to limit the confusion.
Get it?
Well you can’t always trust what people type nowadays. Maybe the one in the ID IS the one to blame, but the owner of the carpet or whatever tried to mean as in HE doesn’t know the dude on the ID or perhaps someone left the ID close or something. I wouldn’t take a pic of crap next to MY ID. fuck that.
why has that person pooped out what i can only presume is a tortoise shell? O_o
Oh man on CARPET too. That will never come out! >_<
LOL
Mississippi driver’s license
I like to smell my own farts
I don’t know anyone in Mississippi that has a basement.
I don’t understand the depth of field or w/e in this photo. The wallet is huge compared to the shit and puke yet it isn’t that far away?? The “shit smear” looks like it was a very small bag of something that got smooshed open into the carpet. Either that or the wallet is actually an A4 folder or something?
Mclovin’ is a “party pooper”. literally.
know the girl who threw this party, the id is of the guy who did it.
real photo, not shopped. im not sure why the id looks so up close but that is legit shit and throw up.
we all concluded that he was probably naked curled in the fetal position and just passed out amongst it.
or while kneeling/whatever to shit he just threw up.
What a crappy friend.
Note to self: Read post title before commenting.
Also, don’t try to beat ‘party pooper’.
i was shitting in my pants and i threw it on a police car then the police offficer was drunk and having sex with this lordo and he left my pants (:
I’m shitting myself laughing at this picture.
Might have a chunder while I’m at it too.
wait…wait…jelly……..do you come from a land down under ?
That sucks.
A poo bandit smeared shit all over the floor in a bizarrely abhorrent fashion. Well done, you have to give credit where credit is due.
AAARRRGHHH. My eyes. That is fucking disgusting. I would hire some DNA testing guys to find out which one of my “friends’” nose to rub in it. Oh and to pay the cleaning bill.
#74 ftw btw
this is from my facebook!!!!! i have the kids ID if anyone wants to see it! how did it end up on here?
Oh, man. I would literally have to burn down my home if that shit (pardon the pun) ever happened to me.
what a classy soiree.
How long did the shit stay there before it was noticed? looks a little white and moldy, blech and did someone step in it and slide or did the shitee smear their ass on the floor on their way out the door. bwhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha