And I think Marcus is trying to suggest that because a movie so bad as 2012 was made, the real world should have ended abruptly, at the conclusion of the film’s production.
Marcus, lover of fine cinema that he is, is referring to that particular production company’s next venture, Hoaxt, where John Cusack will portray a likable actor who for some reason keeps taking top billing in some awfully shitty movies. In the end, we learn that John Cusack hoaxt us all and was his sister the entire time. There never was a John Cusack.
@charliee we have an ‘are you fucking retarded?’ niche open here on lamebook, you’re more then welcome to the job opening. It just requires you to single out a particular post or comment at least once a day and ask them, ‘are you fucking retarded?’. The hours are great, benefits include an abundance of laughter and terrible pay. Actually, it’s not that terrible, you aren’t getting paid to begin with so you don’t have to worry about that.
@charliee Usually I have employees at Nuff Corp. go through a three month evaluation process, but I’ll give you one week to impress Upper Management. Either you will be hired or be sentenced to death by Ooga Booga (you don’t want to find out what that is). Good luck! Oh! And identity theft… Wait, shit, that’s been fixed.
Ahahahaa, It sure does sound like a tough deal, but I’ll give it a shot. Ooga Booga, thats a dreamcast game right? I’m not quite sure how a small bit of square bit of plastic could sentence me to death, but a sentence to death is a sentence to death. Would you also like to expand on what Nuff corp exactly does?
I tried to google it but nothing came up
Ah fuck. I forgot to turn on my sarcasm font. I don’t get these damn computers. They don’t work right then some kid tries to help and then the stupid thing just crashes… I think he said alt-f4. Let’s test…
@charliee Like I said, you don’t want to know what ‘ooga booga’ is in the first place. It is far worse then what can be accomplished with a piece of plastic.
As for Nuff Corp. not showing up on the internet, you will have to speak to my lawyers. Their idea. Seriously. As for one of my other business ventures, i’m sure you could find it on one of the previous threads here. wordpervert and eenerbl are a couple satisfied customers.
I’m thinking with the Euro weakening against the Dollar, they have to give you 16 minutes now as opposed to the original 5 minutes when paying for sex. Not that I would pay for sex, at least not directly. Being married makes for interesting payment options. Labor, aggravation, etc.
It lasts exactly as long as I want it to last. Anything from a quickie to an all nighter. I don’t think I could do forever though, I still happen to like playing sports, partying, sleep and enjoying a few of my other hobbies and that could get in the way if it were that long a sesh.
@46, first person EVER to get the reference!
I’ve explained it on here a few times, to no avail.
Congratulations, sir/madam. You win.
Now, let us set forth, by writing rap music, to subconciously addict children to candy, then using their hyperglycemic blood and brain activities to power drills that will unleash demons from hell, to help us run a diet pill pyramid scheme… So I can afford to make repayments on my rented patio furnature.