Comments on: Shameless

By: WOG

WOG — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 08:12:12 +0000

is that an ironic nickname, kind of like how fat people get nicknamed “tiny”?

By: ohbabybaby

ohbabybaby — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 17:33:00 +0000

who calls their penis a Johnson?

By: rodsantorum

rodsantorum — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 22:17:40 +0000

@Stretch

I knew it was the name of a gay porn star because I’m gay and watch gay porn, not so different from straight guys who watch straight porn. Why is that disturbing?

The gay porn star thing makes the “George notStrait” comment all the more appropriate.

By: Stretch

Stretch — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:17:05 +0000

@robotndisguise

I’m a bit disturbed that you knew that. Here’s hoping you Googled…

And Ryder sucks at life, both for being unfunny and for being named after a truck rental company.

By: robotndisguise

robotndisguise — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:06:34 +0000

http://www.queerpornnation.com/tag/girth-brooks/

you do realize there is already a girth brooks out there and he does gay porn? so he renamed his dick after a gay porn star.. haha!

By: nuff

nuff — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:50:20 +0000

@10 – 13
lmao! Good times

Ryders post sucked though, I mean, seriously? notStrait?

By: ChairmanBlao

ChairmanBlao — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:43:41 +0000

Ah I see

I thought there was a crude ripper connotation in there…

By: alordslums

alordslums — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:34:06 +0000

no, i just thought it was a nice name.

By: ChairmanBlao

ChairmanBlao — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:30:05 +0000

@alordslums

Is that because it will never see the outside world again?

By: alordslums

alordslums — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:26:47 +0000

mine’s called peter sutcliffe.

By: Paranoid Android

Paranoid Android — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:17:10 +0000

R.D.R.R (the new ‘lol’)

By: _isglory

_isglory — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:14:42 +0000

There are way more wins so far in this comments section than there were in any comment above.

Never knew Garth Brooks was so ripe for parody…

By: ChairmanBlao

ChairmanBlao — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:09:43 +0000

Hopefully he ahs a little hat for it, and a little bootlace tie.

By: sockmonkeyboxinggloves

sockmonkeyboxinggloves — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:02:13 +0000

And no doubt, like his country namesake, it’ll get droopy and wrinkly and he’ll lose any chance he ever had of banging a redneck groupie.

By: swankjob

swankjob — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:56:33 +0000

He has “Red Strokes” for a “Hard Luck Woman”

By: thecorporalflashback

thecorporalflashback — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:39:32 +0000

no, just no

By: enoch

enoch — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:23:42 +0000

a minute too late. Damn

By: throwingtofu

throwingtofu — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:23:36 +0000

Ryder’s would seem like more of a win if it didn’t remind me of Dick Ryder, the football coach at a neighboring high school where I grew up.

By: knobjockey

knobjockey — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:11:54 +0000

ben/frodo/steve