#2. Why would it have been funnier if it was a candle? who cooks up their rock in a bathroom stall at the airport using a fucking candle?
Surely you must have realised how wrong you got it when that fucking idiot Flames agreed with you?
crustylovelips – Do you not get the original joke? Those are drugs (or meant to be). Whitney Houston died. He said he’s holding a candlelight vigil for her making a joke because he’s actually just doing (or pretending) to do drugs and using a flame. It would be funnier if instead of using a lighter for the flame he was heating the spoon with an actual candle to go along with the whole “candlelight vigil” part of it.