Think Rebecca is trying to convince herself more than anyone else.
“I’m sorry love, your entire family has been killed in a hideous explosion, you have no one left, no home, no possesions…are you ok?”
“Oooooh, PINK phone – yay!!! “
Does anyone else ever come to lamebook looking to ridicule completely vapid, ignorant and/or idiotic musings of the peanut gallery but instead, when they arrive realize that today for some reason, it is not amusing but rather really depressing to realize these morons breath the same air as you? Anyone? Just wondering.
Hahaha. The mental image of a 90 year old stalker is hilarious, falling over bushes and breaking their spine and pelvis in 5 different places. Like the age you will be still getting stalkers until is some kind of barometer of beauty. I hope Sara’s dumb shit friend doesn’t know her stalkers from her torturing serial killers and goes missing….
yaya: holy shit you nailed that fucker right on the head, it kind of makes it hard to poke fun of these obvious signs of mental devolution.
@yaya Nope, I still like coming here and ridiculing them. I guess since I don’t have folks like this on my friends list, I can pretend these are all fake. Also, it’s Friday- how can you be depressed on Friday??!
moosegeek I have a sneaky feeling the girls in question today all have a little bit of a struggle with narcissism, a clear cut symptom would be loving the crap out of your own posts, even when no one else does. It’s onanism for facebook.
Sarah’s status is a lyric from a Kid Cudi song. A pretty awesome song, in my opinion. So I’m gonna go with Yvonne failing on this one. Sarah could have used quotation marks, but Yvonne definitely needs to STFU.
I have a acquaintance that posts things similar to what Rebecca D. posted on Facebook. Always saying that life is full of joy and happiness and that she is so happy with herself and her surroundings. But then when I see her in the bar and talk to her over a couple of beers, she always wants to talk about how shitty she feels, and sometimes it even ends in tears (from her part).
Don’t post your emotional state on Facebook people, it is just ridiculous to read.
Maria is impervious to all psychological attacks on her emotional state, unless, of course the reason why she is upset is because of the realisation that she is such a waste of organs, piece of shit human debris that the only thing that gives her happiness is her super bling pink swarovski crystal phone. Then she’s fucked.
What if the reason Maria’s upset is that somebody smashed her super bling pink swarovski crystal iPhone?
Also, Rebecca there is obviously deluded. EVERYONE knows that I am hot like fire and generally perfect. She totally needs to quit trying… (what’s a zoo model?)… I mean, I post about my awesomeness every hour on the hour, not just every three or four hours. Seriously, weak. Oh, did I mention that I’m awesome? *likes this*
Aww you know it has always been about you guys and not the lamebook nominees anyway right? You folks make me laugh and give me hope. There is intelligent life out there, ya’ll are proof positive Bad mood over. Woo hoo, you are right. TGIF
Haha, woah. I went to school with Rebecca D, she’s on my friendlist and whenever I sign into facebook, I see her name popping up with those ridiculous status updates saying how “hot” she is and how she’s always on “fire”. Heaps weird and quite far from the truth. A few months back she posted a photoshopped modelling photo claiming it was her, but when people questioned her authenticity, she took them down.
Poor girl, she did get bullied a lot in high school. I guess she’s just trying to convince herself she’s hot. But Jesus fucking christ she takes it to extremes. I almost want to delete her but it’s just too amusing.
That doesn’t deter from me wanting to kick Maria and Rebbecca in the gud, gud and render them sterile. I’d do it for all of humanity! I don’t doubt though that Maria would recover quickly, I mean come on… She has her sparkly pink phone.
I can see how between the guinea pig massage oil and the zoo models reference it might be confusing. However, having been guilty in the past of perusing the odd Zoo magazine, I can tell you wholeheartedly some of the models do look like rodent fuckers.
Rebecca, “just got hold of some really great massage oil”…really? Is it forbidden where you come from, some sort of illegal contraband, cause last time I checked, you could just go to Boots and buy massage oil, not go on a covert mission to “get hold” of it…
wutefa, u guyz jus mad cuz yal aint hot like me. yavonne u can jus shut up, im hot and u not, that de reasun you mad. I do wut I wunt, an u fat n-eway hoe. dat y u gittin mad. i jus bling wif my fone….
Did anyone notice the time frame of Rebecca D’s posts and the total lack of response? The real question is finally ran across this to capture and post it? If a nut rants on the net w/o a web hit are they still lame?
I’m an Aussie. ‘Zoo model’: Well ‘Zoo’ is this tacky sort of.. soft porn mag, in Australia. One of those porn mags that has cheesy interviews with dumb broads about their sex lives, and has competitions where guys send in photoes of their naked girlfriends to see who’s the hottest. Fucking lame.
I’m pretty sure Rebbeca is a girl who I lived with on college a couple of years ago…where she earned herself the nickname Crazy K, she also won a wet T-shirt competition, got her period while a guy was going down on her and told him to keep going…and her drunk skank ass owes me money for a taxi she got home with myself and a few friends at a pub crawl…the last time i saw her she was puking in a push before a law exam…which im pretty sure she failed
a quick squiz on zooweekly’s website offers up some shots of ‘STRIP SEARCH: REBECCA, 18′ – it’s a regular feature they do where they pull up a mildy attractive girl on the street and offer her a fifty and a six-pack (or something) if she’ll let them take some photos as she strips down to her undies. top shelf stuff, you see. if this is the same rebecca she does strike me as the type who would spew in a bush before a law exam. i can’t think of anyone who filled this role when i completed my own LLB so it must have been me… shit.