Teddy: Not all marriages are ‘sacramental’, douche-rocker. Often “til death do us part” results in said ‘death’ coming much sooner in the form of suicide, but I’m sure you wouldn’t know much about that, being that you’re probably trapped in the ’50s and all.
Since when did you ever care about her emotions Teddy? She’s smiling because she doesn’t have to deal with your square ass any longer. I’m surprised she didn’t put up a Facebook event rightly named “Divorce BBQ w/open bar!”. What would you have said then Teddy?!