Thursday, July 8, 2010

Reputable Responses

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  1. i have to say, if this was truly endgame, it’s probably the sexiest possible outcome.

    i wonder if theartistformerlyknownasyoink has 46 chromosomes…..?

    if so – GAME ON!

  2. CAR!

  3. Walter Sobchak

    alord, if yoink’s creator is a chick, chances are she’s fugly. Think about it, you think there are tons of hot chicks who get their jollies spending all their free time hunched over their keyboards pretending to be lovable losers?

  4. walt – you’re forgetting we live in an age of relativism.

    i’ve not actually left my house in 3 years because my face is so hideous to behold. i used to be a swimming instructor at my local leisure centre, but i got fired because i scared all the kids half to death (i didn’t touch them. i swear i didn’t touch them. nobody can prove it.).

    re: post. i’ve actually just been in my back garden smoking my stokkebye black cherry in my pipe for the first time in months, so puzzling and wondrous has this night been, and so much cause for reflection it’s given me. i have the strangest feeling that the denouement still hasn’t happened….

  5. LOL

  6. Walter Sobchak

    Well I actually still think yoink is gazzat… see the end of post called “screwed.”

    read in there how gazzat enjoys peoples reactions to yoink. He says to alord “you’ve really become of yoink haven’t you?” and to bh “you don’t like yoink bh?”

    it’s like yoink is his little pet.

    Disturbing.

  7. Walter Sobchak

    Not that any of that would scare you away alord. You’d just hope for another deep throat experience.

  8. Walter Sobchak

    *become fond of yoink

  9. After all that the only thing I’m now sure of is that OJ was guilty

  10. Holy assmonkeys! Yoink is Keyser Soze! Yoink is Keyser Soze!

  11. and I still like smoking the ganja and playing my guitar greenstrings. I can’t remember the last time a thread has gone over 200 comments…

  12. i’m going to bed. i’ve pretty much forgotten about yoink – the watercolours have run, the hues are bleeding, with the thought that walter doesn’t hold me in very high regard at all.

    🙁

    also lol @ 206!

  13. krasivaya_devushka

    tsk tsk you’re all crazy 🙂

  14. I will miss yoink, I got the greatest laughs from him, her, you (especially the one about bangin dan’s mom against the crucifix) I could do without the yoink language. So in closing yoink. I want to thank you for the laughs. Bravo!

  15. GazzaT’s emergence lead to about 283 comments.

  16. @210

    and you’re KRASI!

  17. Geez alord, why are you always so sensitive?

    I actually remembered something you said. That’s a really big compliment coming from me.

  18. And anyway, I’m not you’re fuckin grandpa and you don’t need my approval.

  19. PS I called it when yoink first appeared I said he was deaf or fuckin around! yay me!

  20. walter, FUCK YOU!

    (did i do good…?)

  21. p.s. i am really walter (and a schizophrenic).

    night all.

    x

  22. Yes I’m proud of you alord.

    Goodnight.

    Ps I am really alord.

  23. @212 Walter
    Yeah, I was following that day on my phone, I quit part-way through because I hated having to scroll through so much and read it all on a small screen and loading times and just plain fucking gay. Sooo, I don’t remember that one. C’est la vie.

  24. There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can do math and those who can’t.

    And yoink.

  25. krasivaya_devushka

    There are two kinds of people: those who think there are two kinds of people and those who are smart enough to know better.

  26. There’s only less than 5 types of people if you’re an idiot and you don’t know how to read passed 5.

  27. this shit anit funy i anit a trol and fuck u wankas roonin evvafing wif me frinds here fuck u fuckaroons an ya pendicks

  28. The Dark Knight Returns

  29. And just to say, reading through all this is probably a bit like watching lemonparty backwards in slow-mo. Your shrink says no.

  30. theartistformerlyknownasyoink

    @walter yes that’s really a sign of a psychopath, ooh forget the normal signs of mental illness including going on killing sprees, having a bit of a laugh on the internet is far far more of a giveaway that someone is mentally ill, I should be sectioned straight off. And also yes of course I absolutely must be ugly seeing as how every female that knows how to work a computer, type and go on the internet couldn’t possibly be anything but ‘fugly.’

    @yoink/Fred Nordie @ #224 for one I can’t believe you’re still impersonating yoink. Also some spelling corrections for if you were in fact yoink: *funni *rewanin *evryfink *wiv *frends *pindicks.

  31. I spend ONE night getting stupid drunk and I miss out of “Yoinks” sex change. WTF.

  32. Also, is it now safe to say that Yoink is Frodo and has a pool?

  33. Paranoid Android

    Why is every comment section now running into the hundreds?

    Can anyone give me a quick summary ‘cos I have the attention span of a humming bird on amphetamines.

    Thanks.

  34. lubblyjubblies

    Is anyone else concerned that Mrs Crowley could well be a teacher? Don’t know if it’s more disturbing that a teacher would befriend one of her pupils on FB or that a teacher would shoot off acronyms like ‘F.A.G’.

  35. isn’t anyone else a bit concerned that alord hasn’t posted yet? i think he’s taken this really hard…

  36. @lubbly…..dude, Crowley is the son, the other kid is making fun of his mom.

  37. lubblyjubblies

    Ah, thanks for clearing that up, Wookie. I have faith in our educators again.

  38. Sericate-Bezonian

    Reality TV has nothing on Lamebook comments. I don’t think I have ever wanted to read this many comments before. You have all entertained me greatly. Thank you.

  39. This is the craziest shit I’ve ever seen on the internet, or possibly ever. Besides the concert I went to last night but yeah. Holy shit. I liked yoink as yoink, I liked how lb was even though it was annoying. I wonder how we will carry on. I see many questions in the future. I mean, there were so many about Ben…

  40. mymomruinedfacebook

    For those who don’t have @ least a half hour to skim through the comments to see what the hell the hubbub is about, simply go to comment #49 and read that shit. Soak it up. Digest that for a little bit but hold the phone your brain is about to get scrambled…
    Skim through as many comments as you are interested in reading and then go to comment #128 to see new twist. Things get more confusing. Paranoia ensues and suddenly you are living in the Big Brother house.
    Overall it is a challenging comment page to read through and understand. The more you read, the more fucked your mind becomes.

    #127 I immediately made your comment my status update. It made me laugh so hard MY poo almost became real.

  41. Long overdue.

    p.s. I’m Spartacus.

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