Friday, January 29, 2010

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  1. hahaha…love the last comment on the 2nd one…. “u don’t even know” bwahahaha

  2. Haha I love how Sarah tries not to be graphic at first, and then only slight egging from Emily brings on the whole story…

  3. ouch Joe!

  4. Oh Sarah u poor thing, how could a guy do such a thing???
    u bitch, keep it private.

  5. “Getting my penis circumsized [sic] today” – as opposed to getting what else circumcised?

  6. hahahahahahahaha Michelle that was awesome !!!

  7. Good morning from the U.S. and a happy day to those across any of our world’s fine ponds. 🙂

    Anal…interesting choice of words considering that’s what they’re doing.

    I have a feeling that if she’d made the guy try harder for those things he would’ve remembered more.

    Had the same conversation with my Pastor…not good.

  8. Kissing? Hugging? Hearing you moan?

    That silly cow is going to learn what men are really after one day and miss her little sucker so fucking much. Ha ha ha ha!

  9. @calcutta
    Sarah shouldn’t be too shocked by how he acted. Let’s see…hugging…kissing..fingering…by my calculations they’re probably only in what? 4th? 5th grade? They’re recess chaparone should really be on watch a tad better.

  10. *The 4th and 5th grade is by the newly established U.S. Standards of Indecency. International standards may differ.

  11. @Pedantrix – right on. I guess Joe wanted to be clear?

  12. Someone needs to explain to Robert where babies come from.

  13. @NormanEinstein I know! So, according to Robert parents aren’t allowed to have sex if they don’t let their kids do it too? That seems off…

  14. Sarah: attention to detail. and Joe FTW!

  15. The boy Joe MUST have been with his mates when he got the ‘do you miss anything?’ text.

    He would have got as far as ‘er… yeah…er…hugging you and stuff’ and his mates would’ve then been suggesting other things to text. Funny as hell.

  16. Funny Facebook Fan Pages

    Man 2 girls 1 cup is still alive?

  17. ahahahah I love how Michelle seems genuinely upset that her parents can have sex but she’s not allowed to date!!
    I wonder what grade she is in. Her parents are probably just trying to make sure she doesnt grow up to be a slut.

  18. Hasn’t the first one been posted already?

    Otherwise, not that impressed. Meh.

  19. Sarah needs to stop seeking validation from her ex. If an ex starts to ask you endless questions about what you miss about her, the only acceptable response is “I miss how you used to let me cornhole you and wipe it on the drapes”. That should shut them up.

  20. @Funny Facebook Fan Pages

    2 girls 1 cup will never go away… unfortunatly

  21. First off, something Robert said may be one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard: ‘I can’t believe your mum has sex.’
    Although, he makes up for it with his pun. Unless that was an accident.

    What the hell is up with the Sarah thing? Love that he’s a dickhead for wanting to hug her, kiss her and make her moan XD What a SELFISH BASTARD. Wanting to show affection to her. Why can’t be like one of those nice normal boys and neglect her for the football?

  22. Also maybe he doesn’t miss her because every time he tried to do something nice for her, she went on Facebook and moaned that ‘all guys are dickheads’.

    That always makes me laugh. When one boy does something wrong in a relationship, and the girl wildly overreacts with ‘why are all guys dickheads?’ What do you mean ALL guys?

  23. Ahhh Sensible, you do know how to make a gal swoon, lmao. I hope I never have occasion to see your drapes.

  24. @ BritishHobo: Why, they mean all guys because OF COURSE we’re all exactly alike. Hell, it probly doesn’t even matter if the girl cheated, if the guy breaks up with her, he’s a dickhead no matter what.

    Though it should be noted it’s not all girls who think like this. Just the ones who expect to be treated like Princesses. You know, the Sarahs and Juliets of the world.

  25. Why doesn’t he miss Sarah’s blow jobs, fistings, golden showers, pony club, bdsm, cucumber play and getting caught in a theatre while going at it like monkeys. I’m sure that was a lot more fun than the kissing and hugging.

  26. Dr. Azizted-Homicide

    Sarah, your knight in shining armour complex is showing.

  27. So that’s what “dickhead” actually means

  28. Who would ever miss hearing a woman moan? He’ll be regretting that one when he grows up

  29. Joe’s status almost seems fake to me, like he did it and sent it in himself.

    Sarah needs to the word decency.

  30. ThinkingInPictures

    a) Asking an ex if they miss anything about you via text is idiotic.

    b) His answer, though what you should expect if you’re gonna be that stupid, is still douchy. Sorry guys, when a girl asks “what do you like/miss about me?” she wants to hear something like “your smile/sense of humor/the way trip over your own feet/whathaveyou.” You know, something about her specifically, not about parts of the body available on every female of the species.

    Granted, I’ve never ascribed dickheadedness to all guys just because I chose to date one who was…

  31. @ThinkingInPictures: When someone is obviously fishing for compliments, the last thing you want to do is give them what they want, especially when it’s an ex. If they want validation, they can find it from their girlfriends or some dude who’s currently trying to get into their pants, not from an ex.

    If you respond positively to a fishing expedition, they’re just going to keep coming back for more.

  32. sarah u r lame to not sensor stuff like that… but lamer still for asking ur ex stupid questions, u’re lucky he replied!

  33. TMI on the second comment

  34. Super Nintendo Chalmers

    Is there such a thing as a Chelsea Circumcision? That would look cool.

  35. #24: And the sort of people who do the ‘all guys are jerks’ comments are the ones that always seem to end up on Lambeook…

    I still find it odd that she’s pissed off. Not everything he listed was sex stuff. Hugging and kissing isn’t only for the bedroom. Nobody gets turned on by someone promising to hug them all night long. In fact, saying ‘I love hugging and kissing you and I miss it’ is actually pretty sweet… not something that a ‘dickhead’ would say.

  36. 2 girls 1 cup? Should I know this? More so, do I want to know this?

  37. I had the same conversation as Julie in a bar with the Jeopardy Clue Crew. It was awesome.

  38. Michelle, you’ve got me intrigued now, just how anal is your Mum? Is she really particular about which houseplants she’ll let your Dad insert into her rectum?

  39. Super Nintendo Chalmers FTW!!!!

  40. @ eenerbl, as futile as the following sentence always is, to be; you do not want to know 🙂

  41. @ ThinkingInPictures: So, what you’re saying is that an ex shouldn’t reply with a text that says “I enjoyed giving you pleasure throughout our relationship”? They should, instead, be shallow and focus only on appearance?

    @ BritishHobo 35: Sorry, I lost you when you talked about hugging all night long…had to go rub one out after that.

    @ eenerbl 36: Sorry, you have to find out like the rest of the internet: Google it.

  42. Dear Sarah, most of all I miss watching you bitch to the world on your Facebook every single time I say something romantic or sexual to you.

  43. Don’t google it. There are some things it’s best to just be left in the dark about.

    And who seeks validation from their ex anyhow. If I thought my exes were so wonderful, they wouldn’t be exes. People who fish for compliments make me kind of crazy anyhow. And if she really thinks what he said makes a man a dickhead, I hate to see how she feels when she grows up, and realizes men come in way more shallow and selfish versions than that. Some day she’ll be looking back at old fingerman with fondness and nostalgia.

  44. Of course, if by “fingering me, and making me moan” Sarah meant “putting his hand in me and making it sound as though I’m moaning via ventriloquism,” then she might have a reason to complain.

    And with that horrible idea in mind, I’m off to learn ventriloquism.

  45. She was probably fakin it.

  46. ugh 2 girls 1 cup is SO gross. Don’t watch the actual video itself.. it’ll make you regret ever having the internet, but watch the videos of people watching it. Thats funny.

  47. ThinkingInPictures

    Sensible Madness – you are right, hence my first point about it being idiotic to ask.

    Cursormortis – Are you really that dumb, or did you just not read the whole post before responding to me?

    BritishHobo – While I agree with what you’re saying in theory, the rest of what the dude said makes it clear that he was only talking about hugging and kissing in a sexual way… the fact that he said he doesn’t really miss anything outside of the bedroom is what steers him into “dickhead” territory… That doesn’t scream “I enjoyed giving YOU pleasure” so much as “I enjoy having a woman around to fuck”

  48. I’ve decided I’m not going to google it. I’ll just leave it as one of those things that’s best not to be experienced.

  49. ThinkingInPictures

    eenerbl – Wise decision. 😉

  50. lostintranslation

    @eenerbl: very, very wise. I haven’t actually watched it, but knowing about it is bad enough in itself.

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