Tuesday, January 5, 2010



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  1. Wow. Hand Dad a kleenex to wipe his tears and kick the stool out from under him. People this lame don’t deserve to live.

  2. With a father like that, what chance does the kid have?

  3. Well, he’s up to 50 members … almost there … heh heh

  4. This MUST be a joke. Please, tell me it’s a joke. Some unfunny, stupid, macabre joke.

  5. I hate to out-geek the room….

    but aren’t WoW characters just brought back to life by some spooky white bint? (Yes, I too was once a WoWidow)

  6. Still, the million people would be a minority to the rest of the 6 or 7 billion people on earth voting for him to just give up.

  7. I call phony on this group.

  8. @anonymouse: Me too. Im currently a WoW widow. I want to punch him in the coconut when he tells me he is busy and can’t take the baby. Fighting monsters as a giant elf does not make one busy.

  9. I have never played WoW, I don’t think I’d be able to cope in the real world either when my charcter died.

    Though I can’t help but think back to the Southpark WoW episode…

  10. If he thinks his life is meaningless because his WoW character died, I have news for him: His life is meaningless, and it has nothing to do with the fact that his WoW character died.

  11. I am also a WoW widow. My husband will tell me he needs to check something “real quick.” And four hours later he’s done.

  12. @ME

    I truly hope that once in a while you DO punch him. Better yet you can rig his chair with a remote that gives him a little zap in the ass.
    Oh where is Sensible madness with the fitting diatribe

  13. why do people keep creating this groups?

  14. Your character is never permanently dead. You can get resurrected by a Spirit Priest in a graveyard or any player w/ the ability to resurrect you that happens along past you can bring you back to life.

    Epic Fail. Next time just say your mom deleted your dad’s WoW character and now he’s going to commit suicide.

  15. Here is what my husband has to say about this post: “Moron dad should realize that all you have to do is run back to your corpse to re-spawn.”

  16. I can appreciate a very broad spectrum of humor, but this has very personal connotations for me. It is completely distasteful and quite offensive.

  17. Oh my days I didn’t actually read the part about world of warcraft! I just saw another lame group trying to get people to sign up for something ridiculously pointless. If my life revolved around world of warcraft I would kill myself.

  18. I just like how the banner on the side of the page *for me anyway* is trying to sell me WoW

  19. Joined, mocked, left

  20. @Anitalaff: Im working on one. :)

  21. Clearly a fake group created as a dumb joke. These group lamebooks aren’t really that entertaining.

  22. “His world of warcraft character died so he thinks his life is meaningless. So he told me that it is up to me to make sure it isnt MY FAULT that he commits suicide.”

    If my father ever told me that, I’d make a group for him to kill himself.

    This story sounds fake to me anyway, it’s probably either a private joke or a pathetic attempt to “make one big big group of fools”.

  23. @Anitalaff: Don’t know if this will ever get posted, but for some reason all of my comments are automatically going into “waiting to be moderated”, and staying there for hours at a time. I’m not going to waste any effort on diatribes when I never know if or when they’ll be posted. Sorry to disappoint.

  24. I’m ok with people who play “wow” offing themselves. Don’t really care for dads either.

  25. @22:

    Oh dear…

  26. it’s a real group. I can’t tell whether it’s supposed to be a joke or not though.

  27. Of course it’s a damned joke. If you die on WoW you just go and resurrect… It is impossible to play WoW without dying like a million times. Seriously 20% of the time an average WoW player spends on WoW he’s dead.

  28. @norway

    Okay, but is the If One Million People Join I Will Put On Pants group a joke?

  29. The meat world as well as WoW would be better off without this clown.

  30. I enjoy the term World of Warcrack, myself.

    I pretty much lost a friend to it, since all he ever wants to do is play and whenever we’d go over to his place that’s what he’d do. It’s only somewhat interesting to watch for an hour, tops.

    My boyfriend also just told me that one of his friends lost his job because of it, because he called in too many times so he could stay home and play.

    I enjoy video games and such, but not THAT much.

  31. this fellow just needs some soothing music… david lee roth… jump, go ahead and jump!

  32. Oh for fuck’s sake

  33. I’m just trying to imagine having married a man who plays video games obsessively. Just sitting there, farting quietly and consistently into his old green computer chair, occasionally swearing (sometimes gently, sometimes not), mouthbreathing as he negotiates a particularly difficult bit with, oh, let’s say, a troll, reaching with one overfed hand for the soda can, reaching, finding, slurping, replacing…bovine eyes never moving from the screen.

    Stomach-churning stuff, oh “WoW widows”. I salute you! (You morons.)

  34. Hopefully his dad will see this and whoop his ass. Most likely this kid doesn’t have one..

  35. I don’t believe it…
    Who cares!

  36. I’m going to call a foul on this group. Quite unreasonably he doesn’t appear to have set a time limit. The lack of a countdown means a lack of excitement.

  37. @leequette


  38. @)leequette Yes my husband is a gaming dork. He was before I married him. If I could, Id toss the game in the garbage. Scratch that all his games. But he is for the most part a awesome Dad. He occasionaly will make me wait while he does something on the game. And that pisses me off. But I told him that if he turned into what you posted thats a deal breaker. He’s still attractive and hasn’t morphed into a foul smelling zitty mess. Theres hope yet. He’s mentioned he’s getting bored. :)

  39. @Me, your post makes me imagine your husband complaining to his friends about your stupid infatuation with ballroom dancing in a similar fashion. Must be a lovely union!

  40. When did I mention I loved Ball room dancing? After 2 kids I think for humanities sake I best not be shaking my ass in some bespangled froo froo nightmare. Also where the hell did that come from?

  41. im gonna pretend this is a joke group… :p

  42. In Lola’s defense, a love of ballroom dancing should be an acceptable justification for divorce.

  43. This has got to be a joke. Everybody knows that your WOW character can’t die….DUHHHHHH

  44. This would’ve been funnier if it was EQ and not WoW. In EverQuest, if you didn’t find your body after a week, all of your gear was lost. In WoW, all you do is follow the arrow on the minimap back to your body. As the mouthbreathers say, “ez-mode.”

  45. I am sure someone already said this, but, yeah, uh, you can’t “die” in WoW. No such thing as a permanent death, therefore, even though this is clearly a joke, it is also clearly not funny.

  46. Sorry, I don’t rez people who are too lazy to run back, and I can’t be bothered to join your stupid group to prevent you from committing suicide. /yawn.

  47. im not joining, DIE BITCH!!

  48. He lost his WOW character?! Yeah well he might as well kick the bucket now…

  49. I hope dad leaves the toys to the kid in his will. It’s the responsible thing to do.

  50. Well this HAS TO be a joke, but I can’t help thinking how someone can be at the age of 12 (the upper limit for crying when you die in WoW), be a dad, and have a child old enough to create a group on Facebook.

  51. From the post, I thought WoW has a hardcore mode just like Diablo 2. But yeah, loving the character more than loving your child?

  52. If i had it my way I would kill this WoW addicted tosser in a manner that made it look like he had commited suicide (perhaps leave him dangling from the rafters above his computer desk)

    I would then victimise his daughter casting the blame for her fathers death upon her.

    Harsh? maybe but consider this, the time it has taken for me to set up this elabotae murder is better than time wasted playing a 12 years old computer game.

  53. Even if this were real I would refuse to join. if someone is that depresed about their character dying in a video game they are beyond help not even 1 million people can change that. Hell I doubt 1 billion could.

  54. firstly, this is obviously not a genuine group.
    secondly, it’s obviously not meant to be seen as a genuine group and is a clever bit of satire. i once made a group called ‘a trillion gazillion people against murder’ assuming that people would understand the satirical message behind it (it was at the time when people were joining groups to show that they were opposed to things like racism, homophobia etc.!) and decided to point out that there weren’t ‘a trillion gazillion’ people in the world and that my group was very idealistic but very unrealistic. so i think that’s probably the case here; this person has not made a fake group so he can trick people into joining, they’ve made a fake group as a satirical joke. it’s a parody probably inspired by that ‘don’t let my dog get put down’ group and others of that ilk. perhaps the humour was just a bit too subtle. it’s more subtle than my group and i still got people who a) thought i was being ridiculously stupid and b) thought it was a wonderful idea that we should make a stand against murder and joined wholeheartedly. both looked silly.

    maybe i’m wrong though. in which case i’ll look even more stupid than anyone i’ve mentioned above.

  55. *and PEOPLE decided to point out that there…

  56. The white bint is called a Spirit Healer =)

    Yeah I play WoW =D

  57. @Sensible Madness: Totally agree with the ballroom dancing divorce issue. I haven’t found my annoying habit yet. Maybe I’ll take up chewing tobacco. Its disgusting as well as irritating.

  58. Crap joke but all the stuff about girls dating guys who just neglect them for WoW depresses me. Like, the ones who just play computer games all day…

    …I’m sorry, I was just gonna go off on a big rant about people who don’t appreciate their relationships or some shit before I realized I was on Lamebook.

    No offence to any of the WoWidows here who are with people who do do things other than just play it.

  59. My friend was addicted to WoW. He’d come in to work with bloodshot eyes, draggin ass because he got 2 hours of sleep, up battling giant leprechauns or some shit. He told me stories about how his friend wouldn’t even get off the computer to pound his gf, she’d just mount him and do her business while he continued to play.

  60. I’m surprise no one has noticed that this group is a South Park reference.. “Make love, not Warcraft”.

    Stan’s father’s warcraft character dies and he no longer finds a reason to live. This tragic case is packed with hilarity of course.

  61. Anyone who took this group seriously is Frodo.

  62. No son, your dad’s life isn’t meaningless because his WOW character died, his life is meaningless because it takes a certain kind of slacker lump to wrap his sense of self in a stupid video game. It means he has no wish to be employed, raise you, acheive anything in life, etc.

    But the very last straw for your attention whore father was when he couldn’t even be a slacker lump who does nothing but play WOW, because he let his character die!

    My advice son, get a haircut, a job, move out and never look back. Twenty years down the road if you ever want to reconnect with good ole dad, trust me, he will still be right there where you left him, throwing himself a pity party with whatever losers are still willing to check his updates on facebook.

  63. extremely poor taste

  64. yep, well last i looked(last week) my main character has died 4613 times. so obviosuly this is a joke as if your character dies you just run to the corpes and click rez or let the spirit healer rez you, or do like i did when my body was stuck in the air, phone a friend, tell him to get on his toon and rez you. this groups a load of crap.

  65. Should he actually do it, he should be able to run back and rez… o wait.

  66. This dad’s broken – he needs to be traded in for a new one anyway…

  67. his character didn’t die his character got BANNED

  68. Oooooooooooh, account banned, that would make more sense. If you’ve got a non-playing kid, saying “died” would be something they’d understand more. Although if the father is that childish, to push all that cry-for-help drama onto his kid, then he deserves to be banned, and the poor kid’s mom loses major points for breeding with him.

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