Good stuff. Maybe then we can start beating the shit out of kids again.
These rather made me chuckle! Does Jesuschristan have a bee in his bonnet?
^ Make a little birdhouse in your soul.
The second one made me laugh. I wasn’t expecting the punchline.
How does Mr. Redneck know how slow “two snails fucking in a tub of molasses” are?
First one was funny, don’t care if it was fake as someone will surely say it is.
Second one is funny but old.
Third was good.
@beatus thanks a lot for putting that song in my head. Really. I meant that.
Not bad at all.
Too bad they are all fake and I fucked all involved parties.
The second one made me laugh the first time I heard it. But that was so, so long ago …
Dawn of the Dan (or shall I call you 9?)
I guess you need the two accounts since one isn’t enough to handle all the witty comments you post.
^not defending any of his bullshit (hell, fuck no)…but I’m curious here – would you even recognize wit if it smacked you in the face with a slushy block of blue ice?
The third was okay, but if that was seriously the most creative thing Dave has ever heard, then I fear for mankind’s future.
I just fear for mankind’s future, anyways.
because the majority of people are just so fucking dumb.
1st and 3rd were good. I think I heard the second one in my crib. Two years ago.
@10, in order for him to recognize wit, should they grab a thesaurus ? Apparently your version of wit includes big words no one gives a shit about.
^which big word made your head do a hurty?
‘blue’ or ‘ice’?
The word that confuses him the most is “vagina.”
slushy vaginas for everybody!
as Eddie implied I’m blown away that a person able to profit $7977 in four weeks on the internet. did you look at this site N u t ty R ich dot com
& slushy vags for Eddie, too!
If I had a biker fucking me up the ass I’d be too busy trying to make him stop to look at whether he had an ass beard.
^sounds like somebody likes to play ‘hard to get’.
Hahaha @ msanne’s comment (15) I wish you were my friend.
can i borrow your car?
#3, thank you, beatus, for the TMBG reference! I usually hate everything that all of you say, but I love you now!
^you usually hate everything beatus says?! Fuck you.
My head can’t tolerate this bobbing and pretending
Listen to some bullet-head and the madness that he’s saying…!
how many times are we going to see the second one posted? hasn’t it been on here several times already?
C’mon lamebook quality control guys…
and when those guys exist, I’m sure they’ll get right onto it for you.
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