Damn, missed it. Stupid slow computer. I have a friend at work who’s black. When I tell him to hurry it up we want to go on break, he’ll say I have to wait for the itis to go away. And if I’m the one working to slow he’ll claim he niggerized me.
@ apolitical and suntana The last one is obviously a joke between friends. If you can’t see that, then I would never expect you to make the leap that I did: That they were apparently at a restaurant where someone in the group ordered waffles and chicken, and the server gave it to the wrong person assuming the black guy ordered them. Did you not see that Wayne was actively involved? Or that they were making fun of stereotypes and NOT race?
The last one was funny, and yes BH in the States, down south, there are many “House of Chicken and Waffles” type restaurants that are historically “black owned”. Though more recently there are several chains that are owned by East Indian families as well.
What the fuck, you guys are the retards on here, not the posters, if you cannot see that the last one is ridiculously funny and they’re all friends. No one seems offended to me? Stop cock blocking a good time.
That was just the joke that kept on joking.
You know what’s awesome? Someone who bitches about strangers on the internet who’ve created a community that pretty much consists of making fun of people, like she (he? I dunno. You can’t effin’ tell these days) doesn’t already know that.
Oh, and grossly misusing the term “cock block”. “Joke block” seems much more appropriate. Don’t be afraid to make up words. Someone will get it. And you’ll be judged either way. Because that’s what we do. Duh.
You know what’s awesomer than that? Someone who passive-aggressively bitches at strangers on the internet for bitching at strangers on the internet, then gives them weird advice on word usage and ends with an empty threat of social embarrassment.
He was the only black person there. But he didn’t order the chicken and waffles, my friend did. But when the waiter delivered it to our table, he looked right at Wayne and set it down in front of him and said, “Chicken and waffles?” and we all lost it.