The first one reminded me of my trip to China when I got the runs after eating in a market, went to the public restroom (in my skinny jeans), where there was no toilet but a hole on the ground. After splashing the entire place (my Converse included) with my runs, I realized that there was no toilet paper. Thank God for Verizon, because I could text my friend to bring me toilet paper.
Unfortunately it was December, and he also had to walk several blocks to find a place that sold toilet paper. I had to squat with my soiled ass up in the air for like 25 minutes in December China temperature before he came back with it… It was a nice experience, and I still love my skinny jeans.
The first comment was predictable yet funny, but the second comment was even funnier because it was pretty random. The third comment was unnecessary, while the fourth commment is really only worthwhile because it caused the fifth comment and sixth. The seventh comment was the best because it was probably true and possibly written by an actual woman, while the eighth is the worst and written by either a man with a girly screen name or a girl known for “her” manly replies. The ninth comment is hard to judge, only because of the sublime awesomeness of the tenth comment.
Then the eleventh comment was so horrible that the author was stripped, nailed into a spiked barrel(like an iron maiden), and driven about the town pulled by a black horse and white horse until dead…just like in a fairy tale!