It’s like my eyes are being attacked by stupidity.
If I had to associate with these people I think I would voluntarily shut down all five of my senses and yet be happier in my state of sensory deprivation and mental isolation than I would be if I had to deal with these genitally obsessed morons.
I always enjoy seeing really old things posted here, like Joey’s from August 2009. I imagine it’s because some friend of his just discovered Lamebook and thought, “this guy’s a giant douche, I’m going to go find the douchiest things he does and says and submit them here.”
I was reading Joey’s update the whole time thinking “this is some freshman douche from UGA”… even thinking about the “all girls dorm” he was referencing (most likely Brumby Hall) and the fact that it posted in August (when all the frosh feel the need to let everyone know how hard they party).
So, what about clicking and holding down the left mouse button and dragging to the goal, or right clicking then selecting “Forward” or “End”, or pressing Tab to find the exact spots, or maybe Enter-ing and saying the right word?
I feel old and a bit geeky for understanding Stevens update …
Joey sounds like he had a ball and i wouldn’t mind a bit of fratting hard every now and then (though it sounds like something from a gay pornmovie so maybe i ll pass on that). The super lame thing about him is the boasting about it on facebook part.
But a room filled with drunk horny girls is the perfect room to spend an evening
Steven has clearly never played a Konami game, and only knows that sequence as an Internet meme. The select thing bugs me too, but maybe that’s just because I almost always played one player mode (insert sad violin music here).
Joey’s use of the words “frat party” and “fratting” are dead giveaways that he is another community college (or no college)kid trying to act like he is cool like the real university kids. I am a member of the Greek system at my university, and we see this type all the time and think they are total douches. They think they can walk into a fraternity and party with us, and they think that makes them so cool. Nine times out of ten they end up tooling out (like Joey) and making a complete ass out of themselves.
Oh and by the way, I dont know what school he is talking about, but at my school “frat parties” are not full of “horny bitches”. If a girl does sleep with a guy at the party, chances are they already have a thing with the guy. You cant just walk up to a girl and say “Sup baby? My names Joey and I go to commuunity college. Lets have sex.” Girls will laugh at you.
I don’t think there’s any doubt that Joey is a douche. But guess what? Your vag is even more Summer Fresh than his. Good job representing the Greek culture as elitist and monogamous. Sounds like a blast.
@naaaice: I dunno, but I’m heuh cause it’s a lamebook classic.
Aside, I took a friend to Athens one weekend to hang out with my friends. She took the part about “party town” seriously, and made a complete ass of herself. It’s common, unfortunately. People hear “UGA” and hear “PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!” and assume that normal standards of behavior do not apply. I never let her attend another Athens party with me again. smh