Hey… hang in there Beth, you’ll reach your dream of being a stripper yet. Sure, you’re being rejected by the high end clubs, start low, say a truck stop and work your way up. Men will be sliding greenbacks up your crack soon.
You want to hear my dream? I want a job that depends solely on my looks- looks that eventually fade away with age, which will leave me unemployable in my chosen profession so I will have to get a menial job that pays $6/hour because I have no skills and have essentially rendered my college degree worthless because my resume will look like shit since I’ve displayed my crotch for a living for the past 30 years. That’s my dream.
Nicole obviously isn’t in college. She could never pass freshman English with that spelling and grammar. She’s probably some low self-esteem whore who dropped out of high school after getting pregnant.
i don’t mean to be the grammar police here, but spelling there/they’re/their wrong saves neither time or energy. i just completely don’t understand why so many people get it wrong. surely once you’ve been told what they each mean there’s no reason to get it wrong again? same goes for where/were (that one really bugs me) and too/to. i can understand typo’s or spelling mistakes, but they are completely different words for christ’s sake! i apologise.
Use retarded in a Sentence
1. characterized by retardation: a retarded child.
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Hey look I think people can strip and not necessarily feel worthless or degraded, I think people can strip and fund their education…BUT…the lame part here is that they’re equating stripping with “following their dream” or the like. When Marissa suggests that perhaps this is not the healthiest aspiration to have, Nicole gets worked up and reacts.
Somewhere along the increasingly badly spelled, bitchy and repetative conversation Nicole (and a couple of others) seemed to lose track of the fact that Beth started the conversation by saying she was sick of stripping. As in NOT liking it and NOT wanting to do it anymore.
Its ironic how a lot of Americans sit on lamebook correcting each others spellings when their version of English is technically wrong and dumbed down. your attempts at being geniuses “fail”. and another thing its easy to spell things right when there’s a spell checker!!
I am so sick and tired of you assholes. Leave me alone ok. I messed up and you fags seem to enjoy it. I still haven’t seen where it says brians, but aparently you all think it is somewhere in the commetns one of the stripers was making. FUCK OFF.
Ahh, this has been a lovely 5am read. Stupid skanks and, as a bonus, dumb, over-reacting dipshits in the comments (flxo), and another enthralling argument about which version of English is better.
Time to make me a cuppa after this awesome start to the day.
We’ve reviewed your recent entry in Aptitude: What job suits me? I’m sorry to have to inform you, I’ve seen no particular strength. You seem to have a great love of insulting people, but you lack the je ne sais quoi to do it properly. Thanks for taking the time to find out what the future holds for you, sorry it’s so bleak, buddy.
PS. please never accept a job as a proof reader. kthxbye.
@85 lalala – where is my spelling mistake? if it’s a capitalisation thing then i’ve clearly not bothered and you’re just being picky. if it’s an apologise/apologise (and now capitalise/capitalize) thing then i’ve already said that we english spell it differently to you americans. also, my original point was that spelling mistakes happen to the best of us, but using completely incorrect words (there/their/they’re, where/were, too/to) was the real crime.
This is almost as good as Jasons Epic Fail… Flexo, you are pure comic gold, man!
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3. (initial capital letter) Also called Flying Dustbin. a British spigot mortar of World War II that fired a 40-pound (18 kg) finned bomb, designed to destroy pillboxes and other concrete obstacles.
flexo, theraurapist 13(F) meant favourite. favourite favourite favourite favourite favourite. we spell things differently to you guys. how many times does this point get raised here on lamebook? colour, aeroplane, aluminium, moustache, favourite, favourite, favourite. oh, and arse.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I totally should be working right now, but this was just waaaaaay too entertaining of a read. Real flexo = hilarious. Fake flexo = hilarious.
Nicole: Please keep on advocating for strippers with brians that are just trying to get bye. We all need to know that theirs lots of strippers that are just trying to support there schooling, and judgeing them is wrong. So mind your own bussiness people. No one asked for you opion.
you guys should probably know a little background, she doesnt even HAVE THE JOB as a stripper yet and i’m positive she won’t get it. You’d understand if you saw her. She created an event to come to her audition and invited all 660 of her FB friends to come to it (including old professors and people she didn’t even know in the real world). Her statuses are constantly along the lines of this one. There was another status update soon after which i just submitted. I think its even better. hopefully it will get posted later today!
I did google ‘Petarded’, but as I don’t watch Family Guy I didn’t feel like I could take that one further… I also thought the alternative meaning was apt, as flexo tried to burn Chazz but only suceeded in shooting himself down in flames… Oh well, kudos due to you for the perfect use of ‘Petarded’, in any case.
WHat I find funny about this all is that flexo is getting butt hurt about us telling him he failed. He tried to make me look like a douche, but has only made himself one of the biggest douchebags on here.
As compared to Jasons monster fail, this flexo guy is very similar in the art of douchebaggery (not a word, no need to try and spell check it).
I am friends with Beth on Facebook (one of those I-met-you-once-a-couple-years-ago-and-you-were-cool-but-I-never-saw-you-again people who managed to stay my “friend” anyway). The other day I was invited to watch her debut and my reaction was pretty much “WTF?” because that was not something I would have seen in her future when we met before.
I checked out her page and saw that the “debate” continued – with Nicole making a bigger ass of herself, if that is possible – and someone asking WHY Beth was thinking of giving up her “dream”… I think her response was better than anything Beth, Mariisa, Nicole OR Flexo had contributed thus far:
“Beth Xxxxx: thanx love! i wrote that this morning after we found out how much kevin’s cobra costs and i got wicked moody. whenever i get depressed i say “fuck it” and so i was like “fuck dancing” cuz that’s what i’ve been putting all my energy into practicing. but then i got a package from SWOP national and was totally cheered up. and then this whole convo and i became even more motivated. i missed shopping today, all the stores were closed but i’m going first thing tomorrow”
hahahahahahahahaha if there is a cobra involved, i might just have to go!
@ chazz: marissa’s pic is private, so I can’t say. As for the other two… all i will say is they both look like the kind of women who dream of showing their vaginas to strangers for money, so… no, not really.
Wow, Nicole surely has strengthened her position that strippers have “brians” and “there schooling” has brought them to “there” entertainment pinnacle. Too bad Beth is “depressed” and considering giving up on it. I’m willing to bet it’s a result of her pussy mucking up the pole as she slides down. I mean, she’s probably not getting any tips with all the vaginal chunks she leaves behind like a slug trail.
erm… You do realise now that if I watch Family Guy, I’ll be thinking of Flexo whenever I see Peter Griffin… Hmmm… I really have to go see it now! lol
Flexo – you’re a comic genius and I love you, man. And no, I’m not Canadian or Ameican. I’m a Brit. I’d have thought my spelling would have told you that! Please tell me I don’t share this green and pleasant isle with you…
all i can say is flexo, u keep repeating the fact that you can’t see the word ‘brians’ on the last comment, which was funny at first but now it really is just getting lame, we know you can see it, and that you’ve always been able to..however, in saying that..
you are still a funny guy, and i give you props for starting a much needed lame lamebook fight on this lame stripper post! well done.
and i just realised that pretty much everyone who’s posting a comment has been typing extra carefully so they don’t get caught out by the spelling police..and I’m one of them because i usually ‘type lyk dis’ lol
this is some bullshit. someone advocates killing strippers @36 (when sex workers get killed at high rates) and nobody says a thing? i also know beth and the thing i find most amusing is @141 thinks that Beth is talking about a snake… not _health insurance_. yes in USA when you have to pay for health insurance out of pocket it’s called a cobra. it seems like @141 should know that because beth obviously isn’t the kind of girl who’s made it very far from home let alone to a foreign country to bump into someone. the only thing better than dumb bitches are people that make asses out of themselves while trying to make fun of dumb bitches!
Who’s Mellissa, and how did she get dragged into the mud slinging?
Nicole likely isn’t even smart enough to wait tables, so she’s set. Atleast she’s not on welfare. I think Marissa has the right idea, I have no hate towards strippers, but it’s not a career….
I actually work as a nanny for a stripper and I have to say that she is an AMAZING woman. She’s intelligent, beautiful, charismatic, and she doesn’t deserve the hate that comes from people knowing what she does. Do I find it ridiculous and short sighted to dream of becoming a dancer? Depends on how good you are, you can teach after you loose your looks… depending on how good you are on the pole. Like any job, there is good and bad. The bad is that some guys demean you, you don’t have a steady paycheck, there is a lot of drama with the other girls. The pro’s are that you get a huge confidence boost having people pay to see you naked, the pay is normally really good, and it’s crazy exercise for eight hours. Bottom line, it’s a fucking job, it’s legal, and I guarantee that most of you couldn’t do it.