Comments on: Provanity Plates

By: John Players Standard

John Players Standard — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 05:38:21 +0000

I’m really old and in the dark.

By: One leaf

One leaf — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:39:31 +0000

lmao @ shivadestroyer (30)

By: Ben

Ben — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:05:51 +0000

I nearly died laughing….

By: Muwawawawa

Muwawawawa — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:09:01 +0000

Aunt Charlene has probably taken a load or three in her life.

By: Tootsie

Tootsie — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 05:13:04 +0000

@A theist

Maybe you should ask the Christians that. Somewhere along the way, atheism got tied to Satan. I think it was during The Crusades.

By: A theist

A theist — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:14:01 +0000

Tristan,

How can an atheist be a satan worshipper anyway? Surely if you don’t believe in god, then you don’t believe in satan. It’d be kind of a waste of time to worship him if you don’t believe in him.

By: For Kindness

For Kindness — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 07:04:45 +0000

aww cute

By: Tristan

Tristan — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:50:05 +0000

@ shivadestroyer

You got me there…lol

By: shivasdestroyer

shivasdestroyer — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:33:56 +0000

@cindy you “proberly” should learn how to spell

By: shivasdestroyer

shivasdestroyer — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:32:00 +0000

@ tristan i bet one already has

By: Tristan

Tristan — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 07:55:32 +0000

My wife is Christian and she thought everything here (including the comment about Jesus and the look on his face) was funny. The reason no one respects your beliefs is that you do not respect others. Being an atheist (yeah, go figure), since my wife has found God and I don’t beleive in it, I have been called a ‘Satan worshipper’ by several of her congregation (sp?), including her pastor. So, why dont you go find “God’s Word” somewhere in a third world country or something!

Religious people can blow me…

By: Spoder

Spoder — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:02:25 +0000

MR HAIKU!!! You had me worried for a second there! (*wipes sweat from brow*)

By: Molly

Molly — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:18:20 +0000

19&25 – Do you have respect for their beliefs? I doubt it. Most people who are of the mindset that their religion is the only ‘way, truth and light’ (be they Christian, Pagan, Muslim, Buddhist, whatever) DON’T have respect for other belief systems. Telling someone to respect your religious choices when (more than likely) you don’t do the same, is hypocritical.

By: Boz

Boz — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 08:18:50 +0000

Why should I have respect for people’s beliefs? Seriously. Think about it.

By: Cindy

Cindy — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 08:10:33 +0000

You guys are disgusting and have no repect for other people and their belief’s. You problerly have no respect for your selves or your families either if you can have such filthy mouths. I am repulsed by your comments!

By: Boz

Boz — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:52:39 +0000

By: Leg

Leg — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:10:51 +0000

The Lord works in jisterious ways.

By: Mr Haiku

Mr Haiku — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:59:48 +0000

FUCK!

Jesus is our Lord!
He can turn liquids to wine,
Sticky wine for chicks.

By: Mr Haiku

Mr Haiku — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:59:15 +0000

Jesus is Lord!
He can turn liquids to wine,
Sticky wine for chicks.

By: Konfuscious

Konfuscious — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:49:01 +0000

Mikey, I believe he’s already COME twice…first he CAME out of a virgin, then he CAME alone out of a cave. Makes me wonder why the religious types are waiting for his second COMING, don’t you? Shouldn’t it be his THIRD coming?

By: anonymous

anonymous — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 07:54:39 +0000

Mikey, you are extremely disrespectful just because you do not nessarily believe in Jesus please have some respect for those of us that do. I find your comment extremely selfish and disrespectful.

By: Mikey

Mikey — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:18:45 +0000

Jesus is coming. You can tell just by the look on his face.

By: thomas

thomas — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:54:22 +0000

these people are making status updates about license plates they didnt see, rather someone else saw? wtf? how unoriginal can you get? i saw a “jislord” thing a couple weeks back…

By: Morph

Morph — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:12:36 +0000

This is a classic!! Made me cry laughing.

By: humperdinck

humperdinck — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:48:22 +0000

Jesus is jislord.

By: mother fucker.

mother fucker. — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:31:55 +0000

Jesus is LORD

By: Rachel

Rachel — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:30:06 +0000

This was on textsfromlastnight.com also…

same person or…..?

NO.

By: mcowles

mcowles — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:11:56 +0000

Fun and cute. This would be a normal conversation in my family. Maybe I’m related to Aunt Charlene. If not, I will be soon .

By: hahawolf

hahawolf — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:41:12 +0000

@ 10. foolishwolf: I definitely misread that as “oh jizz” at first. Oddly appropriate.

By: foolishwolf

foolishwolf — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:21:22 +0000

oh jeez