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@ defectiveuser It is current. Had a kid in my area die after being left in a hot car just a few days ago. About a week before that, I saw a very similar news report about “ways to remember you have a freaking kid when you get out of the car, you person who should have sterilized themselves long ago” (obviously that is directed at ignorant parent, not the person I am replying to). The cell phone was one of the ways they recommended.
#1: I think Mark is either just lazy or rather illiterate. They must be Brummies. Actually no, if they were Brummies then there’d be at least seven instances of ‘fuck’ in that thread.
#2: While I really hope the people giving that ‘report’ were joking, it wouldn’t surprise me either way.
#3: How many of you think that money is going to the college fund? Show of hands! Haha, yeah didn’t think so.
Due to my wife’s defective genes, my kids are all retarded anyway, so I like to leave them in the car during the summer. This way when I get back to the vehicle and remember the crushing responsibility of caring for special needs children, at least it smells like bacon.
Cold hard cash and babies should never mix. Unless it’s in a food blender, in which case that’s actually the recipe for a super milkshake (if you add milk too)
Ryan is surprised that people leave their children in the car. Fuck that what i’m more annoyed about is the useless wankers leaving their phones, i bet that’s why nobody ever answers when i call them…Dicks!
i watched something that said keep a teddy bear in the car seat,when your kids in the car seat put the teddy in the front seat with you,that way if you get out of the car and see the teddy youll know youre kid is back there….wtf,i dont have kids but ive babysat my cousins jillions of times,how the fuck you do you forget a child..when im with a car seat sized baby thats the only thing i can focus on..people are ridiculous. maybe when i have kids ill just put little bells on them,like a cat,the constant jingles will remind me i have a baby.
I have worked a very high stress job, with no sleep, cell phone constantly going and shit going crazy EVERYWHERE and yet I never remember “forgetting” my child was with me. I get it, some people make mistakes and I double and triple check my car every time I get out to make sure I am not one of those people . . . I just can’t imagine zoning out that far that you don’t even check to make sure your kid’s not locked in your oven of a car, much less remembering having them in the car at all. Taking my daughter with me anywhere is usually such a big to-do I rarely go anywhere. Hence, why I am posting on Lamebook.
My great-grandma went shopping in the nearest town (about 15 miles away)with her youngest child, who was a few months old at the time, left her outside a shop while she was buying something (perfectly normal in those days, apparently), then went home. It wasn’t til she got back that she remembered the baby was still in her pram outside the shop.
About babies in cars. It is horrifying and fascinating. It has been studied and they say it is a combination of exhaustion and a change in schedule/routine and throw the brain off, and it can happen to anyone. This is a really interesting (hearbreaking) article on the subject :
I have never forgotten my kids, but I guess that is one of the small advantages they never tell you about having twins…it is such a pita to take them places, and they rarely sleep at the same time. Must be why you never hear about more than one kid being forgotten…