felix is so incredibly flippant about such a terrible affliction!
some people, myself included, have been living with this condition for years, but we choose to maintain a quiet dignity and suffer in silence….
@alordslums – I too am a sufferer, however I do not complain about my illness; on the contrary, I enjoy eating much and doing little.
Though I do admit, the light-fingered side effects can be a little hard to deal with.
yes, andy. i am jealous that you got to comment first AND second on the lamest post to ever be posted on lamebook. i don’t know what i will do with myself. my panties are all bunched and i don’t know how to continue living. you nailed it.
I thought this disease was called ‘Being-a-fat-cunt’, and I suspect our good friend andyg suffers from it – always first when the fried food is about and when there is a new lamebook post (he wishes he could say something interesting but his mind is preoccupied on where to buy 50″ waist pants).
If Felix is really suggesting that he has contracted an illness whose main symptoms include lethargy and an uncomfortable bloated sensation, which he has then gone on to self diagnose as Niggeritus, I would like to suggest that the common ailments listed below be considered.
Frenchitis – An uncontrollable urge to surrender, mixed with an urge to devour any outlandish living creature the sufferer comes across.
Scotchrisa – Uncontrollable temper tantrums and an extreme sense of self loathing. Some Alcoholism may present.
Americanismitia – Narcissistic tendencies combined with paranoid delusions. Sufferers may put on a ‘few pounds’
UnitedKingdomeria – Victims of this disease suffer from a bloated sense of self worth, they may have bad teeth.