Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Pork Dork


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  2. Don’t get between a nigga and his pork!

  3. you’re an idiot.

  4. Did you know that you can get herpes by having sex with someone who has herpes?

  5. Fascinates me how so many people use the internet to talk shit with friends but not to read a single news item on something madly important.

  6. And chicken pox without actually eating chicken.

  7. I’m with Josh..WoW..

  8. Free Advertisement!!!!

  9. If you share a pork chop with someone that has Swine Flu you can get the dreaded Double Swine Flu.

  10. What’s sad is that after all of these months, she’s just figuring this out 6 hours ago.

  11. Some people are idiots. It scares me.

  12. Thank God she cleared this up for me! I can eat bacon again! **whew**

  13. Paris Hilton said the same thing. Stupid girl! I like the chicken pox comment.

  14. darwin’s law at its finest

  15. Did you know you can get swine flu by reading someone’s facebook status about swine flu?
    Taking aim at lousy advertising

  16. Enjoy your trichinosis.

  17. you can also get really stupid by not eating pork…..what a moron

  18. Yo, I got Canine Flu eatin’ a hot dog, nigga.

  19. Too bad she isn’t “immuned” to retardation.

  20. Neil Gaiman's Left Sock

    Does this mean that I can still get avian flu even though I don’t eat crows? BLAST!

  21. Donald Trump's Comb-Over

    I always thought the swine flu was contracted through fucking a pig.

  22. Jody’s a dude. Just clarifying.

  23. You can also get salmonella from salmon.

  24. I don’t get it. What’s swine flu?

  25. Well, I appreciate the heads up.

  26. Wait a minute, are you telling me that crabs don’t come from seafood? Oh man she lied to me.

  27. mcowles – I find that keeping kosher stops you from the dreaded Double Swine Flu. It’s like you’re half immune, right?

  28. I wanna know if muslims who die of swine flu are allowed into paradise. I mean, if you have a pig disease in you, surely you shouldn’t be allowed in, right?

  29. I just figured out why I can’t get a girlfriend: because I eat Nerds!

  30. Thanks for the info jody.

  31. I call bullshit….nobody can be that stupid and ignorant.

  32. @Jacob I really hope that’s a joke

  33. Wooooooooooooooooooow….!

  34. fuck you and your nignorance

  35. You can get bird flu if a bird sneezes on you- FACT!!

  36. @35 cocksal
    wow i actually questioned that one..then thought i’ve never seen a bird sneeze….

  37. “it’s contagious nigga”

    Words of wisdom.

  38. LOL the comments here are too much hahahahahahah!!! am shittin lol

  39. hahahaha i can’t believe everyone here is just arguing about the swine flu instead of laughing at the second comment on the status. am i the only one that found “its contagious nigga” hilarious

  40. Nah, the second comment was the best part of the post. I LMFAO’ed.

  41. I saw someone ask if the Mexican blend at Starbucks could be contaminated with Swine Flu. No lie.

  42. #41. that’s Americans for you.

  43. That’s the dumbest shit i have ever read. and i’ve read a book by Glenn Beck

  44. Sigh. I cannot believe how stupid some people are.

  45. People just keep getting dumber and dumber. I worry about that fact.

  46. I would really like to take a cheese grater to her face!

  47. That made me laugh so hard I almost cried. Now when anyone mentions h1n1 I know what’s going to pop into my head…”it’s contagious nigga.”

  48. @Jasmine (#47)

    Your comment made me spit out my coffee. And just because you said that, it’s going to pop into MY head every time I hear someone mention “swine flu” too.

  49. I havent laughed sooo loud to myself in so long!!!!!
    “it contagious nigga”

  50. I wish that I was black, just so that I could insert “It’s contagious nigga!” into random conversations.

  51. h1n1; it’s contagious…nigga

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