this guy is either seeking attention, a glutton for punishment, or retarded.
there is no way this girl is going to do anything but laugh at the extents she can get him to go to for her in humiliating himself.
either he likes to lap water from the toilet whilst collared by her and wearing a chastity device, or he’s pathetic.
a real man only proposes once.
i don’t think this is a good way to start a marriage, but i want to thank this guy because it prompted me to listen to ‘caroline, no’ by the beach boys. and by prompting me i meant that i started a facebook group called ‘if 1,700 people join, i will listen to my favourite beach boys song.’
If that isn’t fake, then that’s just fucking embarassing. Grow a pair, jesus fucking christ. Who the fuck says that? I would NEVER join that group. I actually don’t understand why ANYONE would join that group who didn’t know either party personally. “ZOMG I’m liek sooo generous, I done joined a group to help this gorjus cupple!”
I just searched the friends of the group creator for a girl named Caroline, as in “Caroline, I love you!” (read less). Turns out, they (or at least she) graduated from high school this year. This explains a lot.
I hope this shit isnt real. He is signing his balls over to this broad. What happens when he wants kids etc. She has him neutered. This isnt sweet or meaningful, this is bullshit selfishness. And really who proposes that many times after being rejected? My Husband proposed to me drunk and naked on Christmas eve. He then kissed me fell asleep and spent the night snoring and farting. I look back at it with fondness. People want grand gestures and foolishnes. I had a gassy drunk naked man. And it was perfect.
Kiwi, your attempt at ridicule has simultaneously displayed a less than firm grasp of grammer as well as a deficiency of vocabulary.
Subsequently, it is ironic that you preface your comment by stating that your target is “pathetic” then illustrating that point by mispelling “dumb” and misusing “superstitious”.
This is not surprising as your Username is that of Nature’s D student.
This is probably what you meant as you were metaphorically running through the forrests of New Zealand triumphantly before ramming headfirst into a tree trunk splitting your little Kiwi skull leaving your poorly conceived kiwi body twitching lifelessly in a puddle of your own failure.
That is what i visualize when i read your comment, and it pleases me.
This is what your pitiful Kiwi cortex was attempting to express:
“This is pathetic; I suppose some dude made a bet with his friends to see how dumb people can be because there is no way this can be real.
On a second thought, if so, dump her. What a superficial bitch!”
“This is probably what you meant as you were metaphorically running through the forrests of New Zealand triumphantly before ramming headfirst into a tree trunk splitting your little Kiwi skull leaving your poorly conceived kiwi body twitching lifelessly in a puddle of your own failure.” LMAO!!!
If this dooshbag is real then he needs more brians or an epiphany stat! Fucking stupid 18 year olds! Well at least the chick is trying to let him down gently. So it would be nice if this group creator had a cup of coffee and woke the fuck up to see that “it’s not going to happen”.
First of all Adamn, I agree with you… However; I can’t help but laugh at your inability to criticize someone for using incorrect spelling without being able to FAIL miserably with your own spelling. That being said; Nice!
Ouch… that’s hurtful… Well, if we’re going to be sinking down to that level then my mom can kick your mom’s B.U.T.T. Spell that one Adumb… I mean Adamn. I’m sorry, I guess you’ve just convinced my whole realm of understanding into believing that Adamn and Adumb are pretty much the same thing. … Man, I hate it when that happens.
Just know this Adumb; At least I can handle criticism in a mature manner…
I think she should just break up with him and get it over with, or just explain to him why she doesn’t want to get married. This way she’s just stringing him along, big time (the bitch). Although he’s a loser for playing along and not realising she just doesn’t want to marry him – WAKE UP
I think he should take the hint. Usually when people say something along the lines of when you get 1,170,000 people to back us up then I will marry you, that’s the same thing (in a girl’s mind) as “when pigs can fly.”
I want to join this, and get all my friends to join this, because I’d love to see what she says when he reaches that many members. If she doesn’t want to marry him, and he’s such an obsessive, she might as well tell him why not rather than saying ‘oh, I don’t wanna explain’ and giving impossible demands.
Okay, that was way too judgmental on two people I’ve never met. But it’s clearly not going to end well, otherwise she would have said yes without the Facebook demand. So for giving the little wounded puppy guy hope that she might actually marry him… I hope he gets enough signatures to call her out on it.
Poor guy… He only has 53,247 members so far… Looks like he won’t be getting married for quite some time! But seriously, what a crumb… wouldn’t you take the hint that she’s obviously not that into you if she doesn’t say yes to marriage in the first place! Poor little Bretty Grant.
So, I joined the group and it brought to my attention that he’s pretty much screwed no matter what he does. 1. She said she wanted a million people backing him. Right now he has like 600,000 people just telling him to dump her(which, he should.)
And 2nd, She wasn’t even planning on saying yes as I said before. ^^
Your reasoning would be correct, except that many people joined and left wall posts saying something along the lines of “I just joined to tell you to grow a pair, I’m leaving the group now.” Even with this being on Lamebook, the guy is only up to like 80K last time I checked. He’s never getting married, which is exactly the way the immature little bitch wants it.
I told him to pick up what was left of his dignity and leave. He probably won’t.
@ Jacko & Turtles ftw
First of all, you guys rock. Second, leave the poor kid alone. He’s probably grounded from the computer for the next week. We probably shouldn’t make fun of him when he’s not even here:)
ever think that maybe kiwi was referring to the numbers of the people she requested as being superstitious? you know, with the dates and all.
I get the feeling that Adamn is just trying to draw attention or feel better about himself when he puts down kiwi. you would think that if he had any brains at all he would be careful to not make any errors himself in criticizing someone else’s errors.
This obviously shows how stupid this moron is. The girl obviously gave him some stupid impossible work just so she don’t have to propose him. The next thing he knew is that the girl is already married.
I sincerely hope that he gets the woman of his dreams…
So that he’ll wake up and see that he got the bitch of his nightmares when she plays the “lets get divorced and I take your money” game.
My guess is that, most likely, this is next version of chain e-mails. You know the mentality to see how long an e-mail about a child with cancer can circulate around, is now being applied to facebook groups to see if enough sheep will sign up for some moronic cause.
wow, what a lot of violent and hateful language. Maybe she doesn’t want to get married because she’s only 18? This is bound to be a joke, or someone’s psychology experiment. Adamn is probably Australian. Nothing else can explain the outpouring of kiwi-directed hatred. There should be a lamebook page for stupid over-the-top torrents of abuse hurled at complete strangers over lame comments with typos.
The content of the group info is a lie. Caroline never agreed to this facebook group thing. It’s just a pathtic way for Brett to pressure her because he doesn’t have the balls to move on. Read the discussion boards.
Ok, a last update from the page:
This was updated when the number was a little over a million, but most people have missed this. I don’t take this as an end, I will talk to her when everything cools down.
Just to avoid confusion, Carolines below means three caroline in my list and which profile were plastered all over before I got them removed. Dozens of people have been sending nasty messages to them. And I urge you all not to. Please.
I’m sorry I messed up… Some of you about her is right .. She’s asking me to stop. Please stop inviting people, it’s useless now. Thnks.
And some of you who have been sending messages to Caroline[s], pls stop doing sso.
I failed If you want to leave, go ahead…I’m sorry.
Reading of the turn of events was quite depressing. To be fair, what did he expect? Why would some large number of people saying he should marry her sway her opinion when the vast majority of those people are only virtual acquaintances with either of them.