That would have been great, buzzkill; however, usually, people commenting on their facebooks do not plan to appear on Lamebook. Don’t blame Chris. Blame the submitter, and blame LB for not cutting off the unfunny parts.
I’m just glad that there was a punchline that dragged this post out of the toilet where it was heading. Being a teacher, I get more that my fair share of scat humour. Chris sounds like someone who takes quotes from other people and claim them as his own.
And not only do you have a niece named Faith, Chris, she’s working as a stripper to put herself through college. Her degree is in life management counseling. She wants to help people achieve their dreams!
(Faith makes extra cash performing in scat munching videos. Chris watches them while pondering.)