To all the people giving ‘Tommy’ a virtual slap-down for not jumping on all that awesome freakishness that is/was “Jade’s” masochistic sexual request, you might want to think twice about that.

For all who don’t know, in the United States, sex play that involves any type of physical ‘assault’ on another human being (including choking & spanking) is actually ILLEGAL, regardless of the consent of the parties involved. It’s not something that they ‘go after’ you for, usually, but even in a case of full mutual consent for such an encounter, the possibility still exists that you can end up in hot water with the law. (Bonus Factoid: So drunk you’re puking on couches = too inebriated to consent to ANY sex, in the eyes of the law, kinky or not.)

Secondly, just say Tommy HAD taken her up on her offer (remember, at this point, he supposedly didn’t know she was a psycho) and choked her out while he was hitting that [Wham, >SQUEEZE<, Bam, Thank you, ma'am ]. What do you want to bet that tomorrow, the cops would have shown up at his door with an arrest warrant, because she'd filed assault and/or rape charges against him. There's no way he could prove she literally asked for it.

Whew. To summarize: Never, EVER, participate in kinky sexual practices with people you don't know. It could end very badly.

Smart move, Tommy-boy. Smart move.

****This has been a public service announcement. Now returning to your regularly scheduled program****

“Both Fake and (R)eal”

Forgive my shift key. It shifts when it feels like it.

For those who wish to debunk my theory:
As far as how “puked on my couch” comes into play while on vacation in California, Thomas was “roughin’ it wit’ da homies” in his parent’s RV while they stayed at the Motel 6 that offered continental breakfast — ergo, his need to venture to the Waffle House before his art session.

“The Guru Sees All…”

LGP4

Guru says: Both Fake and real.

I’ve studied all the comments and surveyed all the photos and submitted evidence and have come up with one painless conclusion that makes everyone a little right and a little wrong and puts the whole damn thing in perspective.

Thomas’ only lie is who is in the photo he’s provided. He’s at a Waffle House all right, but that isn’t Jade. That’s him and Tammy, his second cousin twice removed — the one from Bulgaria, where they wear rings on their fingers and bells on their toes. She was in town last year for a family reunion and Thomas saw this as an opportunity to cover his tracks a little and add validity to his story among us Lamesters. This known, of course, one might ask: “If that wasn’t Jade in the photo and the conversation was real, why would he continually post here and embellish his yarn with photographic “evidence” and explanations to further assert his claim?” Oh! The joy of discovery! Read on, dear Lamester, and the Guru will reveal all…

The conversation did take place. Just as it was written. None of Thomas’ friends knew Jade, yet Jade had somehow gotten on his friend’s list. How are these facts even relevant? Praytell!

“Jade” is an over-emotional, S&M-lovin’, 43-year-old transvestite and part-time exotic dancer from the Castroville district of san Fransisco. He and Thomas met 3 years prior while he was vacationing with his family in Santa Cruz to attend a free Greg Khin concert on the beach and just happened to wander into Lucky Louie’s 24-Hour Lingerie Shop and All-Male Review. The part about Jackson Pollock and the one-night stand was all true; only the fact that she was female was the lie and is why Jade took the abuse from Thomas at all and why it reads so fake, the common reader surely knows that no woman would sit idly by and let a man trash her so completely without making reference to the small size of his penis or his bad breath or something. The answer is simply: Jade is a man.

That’s the word on the street, anyway… Sure places the conversation and Thomas’ comments into a whole new context.

Be fun, Lamesters!
-LGP4

Also, I feel bad for Jade, too. It’s hell not havin’ anyone on your side.

And this is lamebook people!!!!!! Not Cluedo!!!! Or ‘spot the fake’….. idiots

Thomas IS Jade and probably the creep serial killer from “Silence of the Lambs.”

Eat a dick and choke on it Thomas, i hope you die.

Damn Jade, if I was a dude, and you tried to gnaw my Johnson, I’d bitch-slap you and knock the tar outta you. BJ right, and get a life, you Christian, you.

lol i just wish the post continue… like season 2 of “crazy facebook chick~” they should film it into a movie!

1. Well, one commenter said they watched it go down in their feedm therefore it must be real. Not really. If Tommy is playing both Tommy and Jade, then he is duping all the rest of his friends who are posting as if the conversation were real, as they assume it must be, so the feed would be in “real time” without being authentic.

2. It could be real, and her pic would still not be there depending on her privacy settings. The person taking the screen capture was not her friend and couldn’t see her pic.

3. I think Tommy was pranking everyone, but it could be authentic. Who knows?

And those eyelashes are fucking disgusting, Jade.