good news everyone! this is the 200 billionth bieber post! we’ve now hit the official “Bieber Jokes Are No Longer Funny” point! yay! now we can move on…..right lamebook? please? PLEASE? make some AIDS jokes or something.
if you can’t move on then at least make them witty one liners. seriously, i’m on my hands and knees here. people are starting to stare.
I wonder, what would be the best time to have babies born in? Winter? Spring? Summer? Fall? Use contraceptives during the rest of the year? Abort accidents? It’s such a thought provoking topic. I think when I become the leader of my own country, I’ll start a dictatorship and enforce this law and have a strict regiment built around this idea. If you oppose the idea, your tubes will be tied.
Thanks, the more I’ve thought about it, the better it seems. It would be all about population control. Each year, that batch of kids would go through a specialized education system where classrooms are never too full or not enough. Immigrants could be imported for specific roles in the community as long as they have any kind of trade skill and contribute to the community. If there are too many of one trade, they won’t be accepted in and so forth. Health care would be awesome and everybody would be guaranteed a job. It will be awesome. I’ll just export the useless people.
That’s the plan ee! Maybe I’ll try hostile takeover and try a small island like Madagascar or Japan. Victoria Island would be a pretty badass too, I’ll just kick out all the old people. That way I can live next to B.C.