Comments on: Please No Morgue http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/ From Lame to Fame Wed, 23 May 2012 21:51:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: faifai http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-2/#comment-172566 faifai Sat, 26 Mar 2011 02:27:48 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-172566 Hear, hear! And besides, you're allowed to want attention if your parent(s) just died, you lackwits! That's when we REALLY need the support and love of those around us. Have some sympathy and pull your head out of your asses before your parents die too and you suddenly find yourselves completely alone. Hear, hear! And besides, you’re allowed to want attention if your parent(s) just died, you lackwits! That’s when we REALLY need the support and love of those around us. Have some sympathy and pull your head out of your asses before your parents die too and you suddenly find yourselves completely alone.

]]> By: fhfg http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-2/#comment-57771 fhfg Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:41:09 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-57771 There is 5 hours between her status post, and her life-support comment. That is more than enough time for a doctor to say, "Your Dad is doing bad, but we're working on it." to "Your dad is not going to get better." What the fuck is wrong with some of you? There is 5 hours between her status post, and her life-support comment. That is more than enough time for a doctor to say, “Your Dad is doing bad, but we’re working on it.” to “Your dad is not going to get better.”

What the fuck is wrong with some of you?

]]> By: Goblox http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-2/#comment-57578 Goblox Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:14:45 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-57578 Elizabeth is a selfish, attention-seeking twat. Elizabeth is a selfish, attention-seeking twat.

]]> By: Sentinel http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-2/#comment-57523 Sentinel Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:55:03 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-57523 Elizabeth = Debbie Downer Sorry, but she kinda pulled an emo dick move by withholding key information until after her friends made fools of themselves in thinking it was a standard bad day. Elizabeth = Debbie Downer

Sorry, but she kinda pulled an emo dick move by withholding key information until after her friends made fools of themselves in thinking it was a standard bad day.

]]> By: Deb http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-2/#comment-56618 Deb Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:38:12 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-56618 For Elizabeth's status...EPIC fail of her friends.. lol For Elizabeth’s status…EPIC fail of her friends.. lol

]]> By: Zoned http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-2/#comment-56608 Zoned Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:17:43 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-56608 Lmao @ 45. Lmao @ 45.

]]> By: just_me http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-2/#comment-56259 just_me Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:42:45 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-56259 they just took her dad off of live support and yet she still has time for facebook... now that is loyalty...seriously, she is addicted... they just took her dad off of live support and yet she still has time for facebook… now that is loyalty…seriously, she is addicted…

]]> By: damnmain http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-2/#comment-56238 damnmain Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:29:51 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-56238 Kay is a fucktard. Seriously. Kay is a fucktard. Seriously.

]]> By: procrastinator http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-2/#comment-56175 procrastinator Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:54:38 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-56175 @lostinthought Hence why this is on lamebook. @lostinthought

Hence why this is on lamebook.

]]> By: lostinthought http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-2/#comment-55668 lostinthought Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:02:31 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-55668 fishville? ...kinda lame fishville? …kinda lame

]]> By: Kate http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-2/#comment-55651 Kate Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:22:56 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-55651 Fuck Elizabeth and all those sympathy seeking douche-bags who post ambiguous status updates about having a shitty day/week, waiting for their ‘friends’ to comment so they can drop a “my dad died” or ‘my family was raped and murder by an escaped polar bear’. **************************************** LOL So true. I have a friend who was going through a divorce so she'd post like 10 updates a day about she was like a Phoenix rising through the ashes, and how she wasn't going to let the man get her down and all kinds of drama queen shit like that so she could get all her FB friends to give her "you go girl" comments. Such an attention whore, it drove me nuts. Fuck Elizabeth and all those sympathy seeking douche-bags who post ambiguous status updates about having a shitty day/week, waiting for their ‘friends’ to comment so they can drop a “my dad died” or ‘my family was raped and murder by an escaped polar bear’.
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So true. I have a friend who was going through a divorce so she’d post like 10 updates a day about she was like a Phoenix rising through the ashes, and how she wasn’t going to let the man get her down and all kinds of drama queen shit like that so she could get all her FB friends to give her “you go girl” comments. Such an attention whore, it drove me nuts.

]]> By: jack http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-55188 jack Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:34:41 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-55188 JD should burn in hell for that. unless his mom was a child molester or a human trafficker. JD should burn in hell for that. unless his mom was a child molester or a human trafficker.

]]> By: Digi http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-55030 Digi Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:46:17 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-55030 My friend did something like Kay. Only it was Fable 2 and his dog. He told his friend that his dog died and obviously the friend tried to comfort him. A few minutes later he found out it was just on the game...Lame indeed. PS: His real dog did die a few weeks later and his friend made jokes till he said it was his actual dog and made him feel like shit. Also lame. My friend did something like Kay. Only it was Fable 2 and his dog. He told his friend that his dog died and obviously the friend tried to comfort him. A few minutes later he found out it was just on the game…Lame indeed.

PS: His real dog did die a few weeks later and his friend made jokes till he said it was his actual dog and made him feel like shit. Also lame.

]]> By: camwhore http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-55022 camwhore Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:30:47 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-55022 it's fucking perfect, don't you see? this girl is having a WAY worse week than this whiny fuck, and wants to make it known. fuck you, you fucking fucks. it’s fucking perfect, don’t you see? this girl is having a WAY worse week than this whiny fuck, and wants to make it known. fuck you, you fucking fucks.

]]> By: angry dad http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-54954 angry dad Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:18:48 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-54954 Truly f**ked up. The girl whose dad got taken off life support is a retard for making such an ambiguous post. Truly f**ked up. The girl whose dad got taken off life support is a retard for making such an ambiguous post.

]]> By: Fran http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-54935 Fran Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:36:29 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-54935 The last one is just unfortunate. Her friends aren't at fault, they were trying to cheer her up. She shouldn't really be posting about her dad on FB. The funniest one is that fish one - all that sympathy for something which turned out to be nothing. Haha. The irony. The last one is just unfortunate. Her friends aren’t at fault, they were trying to cheer her up. She shouldn’t really be posting about her dad on FB.

The funniest one is that fish one – all that sympathy for something which turned out to be nothing. Haha.

The irony.

]]> By: jd [blured] http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-54931 jd [blured] Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:29:08 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-54931 damn stuck @ teh er thx mum cant believe Im gonna miss NEW MOON doctors say theres little hope text me tell me how it is!!! damn stuck @ teh er thx mum cant believe Im gonna miss NEW MOON doctors say theres little hope text me tell me how it is!!!

]]> By: tiffs. http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-54908 tiffs. Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:39:00 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-54908 kay's was funny :P & @Refrigerator - lmfao i know rite? :) kay’s was funny :P & @Refrigerator – lmfao i know rite? :)

]]> By: Nublet http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-54891 Nublet Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:14:05 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-54891 Elizabeth didn't even get the FML format correct! And yeah, purposefully ambiguous status updates shouldn't even receive comments. Elizabeth didn’t even get the FML format correct!

And yeah, purposefully ambiguous status updates shouldn’t even receive comments.

]]> By: McJagr http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-54826 McJagr Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:10:28 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-54826 The only times I would say "fml" is if my work schedule changed to where I was working overtime or, at worst, if I had car troubles. Saying that when your father dies is really underwhelming, people will assume you mean something less. Its a bit of a douche move on her part to put her friends in that situation. The only times I would say “fml” is if my work schedule changed to where I was working overtime or, at worst, if I had car troubles. Saying that when your father dies is really underwhelming, people will assume you mean something less. Its a bit of a douche move on her part to put her friends in that situation.

]]> By: Anastasia from Russia http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-54789 Anastasia from Russia Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:38:02 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-54789 Thanks G - now it makes sense. And makes me think even less of this Elizabeth. Yuck. Thanks G – now it makes sense. And makes me think even less of this Elizabeth. Yuck.

]]> By: G http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-54779 G Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:31:43 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-54779 FML=fuck my life FML=fuck my life

]]> By: Anastasia from Russia http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-54758 Anastasia from Russia Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:01:44 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-54758 As I just can not admit that I'm not up to speed with modern abbreviations and such, you'll have to believe if I say that I am a time traveller from the 18th century and would desperately like to know ... what does "fml" mean? Thanks for reading the story of my embarrassing life first. As I just can not admit that I’m not up to speed with modern abbreviations and such, you’ll have to believe if I say that I am a time traveller from the 18th century and would desperately like to know … what does “fml” mean?

Thanks for reading the story of my embarrassing life first.

]]> By: Escaped Polar Bear http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-54740 Escaped Polar Bear Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:32:59 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-54740 I'm coming for all y'all bitches! I’m coming for all y’all bitches!

]]> By: *lynne* http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-54707 *lynne* Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:28:17 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-54707 ".. and announcing it ON FB." sheesh typos galore, sorry! “.. and announcing it ON FB.” sheesh typos galore, sorry!

]]> By: *lynne* http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-54705 *lynne* Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:24:13 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-54705 "died3" doesn't seem to be loading... but thanks, previous commenters, you've helped fill in the blank. Pulling life support, and announcing it of BF?! Yikes. “died3″ doesn’t seem to be loading… but thanks, previous commenters, you’ve helped fill in the blank. Pulling life support, and announcing it of BF?! Yikes.

]]> By: Morbid John http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-54699 Morbid John Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:54:21 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-54699 +16 monica +16 monica

]]> By: Monica http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-54696 Monica Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:52:24 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-54696 Attention-whoring assholes who leave vague statuses are the cause of all these cliche miscommunications. The people who hint at something and want you to ask them more about it to prove you're interested in their woes. Facebook is no place for legitimate issues, especially not in that please-ask-me-what's-wrong kind of way. "They took my dad off life support. TIME TO POST IT OF FACEBOOK." Attention-whoring assholes who leave vague statuses are the cause of all these cliche miscommunications. The people who hint at something and want you to ask them more about it to prove you’re interested in their woes. Facebook is no place for legitimate issues, especially not in that please-ask-me-what’s-wrong kind of way. “They took my dad off life support. TIME TO POST IT OF FACEBOOK.”

]]> By: bread knead http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-54667 bread knead Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:20:12 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-54667 To be honest, FML isn't the best way to describe how you feel when they take your dad off life support. Seriously. People say that when they have something like 2 tests in the same week. It's like saying your life is average and expecting people to understand that something outrageously cool just happened. They wont because they shouldn't. To be honest, FML isn’t the best way to describe how you feel when they take your dad off life support. Seriously. People say that when they have something like 2 tests in the same week. It’s like saying your life is average and expecting people to understand that something outrageously cool just happened. They wont because they shouldn’t.

]]> By: Dani http://www.lamebook.com/please-no-morgue/comment-page-1/#comment-54663 Dani Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:16:23 +0000 http://www.lamebook.com/?p=4205#comment-54663 Ok, if you use the acronym "fml" to mourn for your father on Facebook, you deserve that kind of response to your status update. How self-serving. Ok, if you use the acronym “fml” to mourn for your father on Facebook, you deserve that kind of response to your status update. How self-serving.

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