Monday, March 5, 2012

PhoNo!

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  1. Can’t believe the Chinese drown baby girls. I’d happily swap our drag queens for their women ANY DAY OF THE FUCKING WEEK.

  2. Ewww then yum.

  3. vaginalroundhouse

    I’ve always preferred Popeyes.

  4. I second that

  5. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I bet that guy hangs out by KFC signs all day long so he can freak people out.

  6. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I third the Popeye’s thing.

  7. David Suzuki is Col. Sanders? No, wait. That’s Mr. Miyagi.
    My mistake.

  8. HE’S ALIVE!

  9. Look, i’m not exactly at the top of my game right now and the first one is all kinds of confusing me.
    Isn’t Kari a chick? What do they mean by ‘drag’? Is it because of the suit and the gaily-striped tie?

  10. Yes, I believe Michelle meant Kari was dressed butch.

  11. michelle is just a naive little button, isn’t she? how endearing.

  12. ^Think so? I STILL can’t tell what Kari is. I assume alien species…

  13. Don’t be so narrow-minded, Hawk. Things are different now to what they were back in your day.
    I believe there are now some states in the US where it is actually illegal to bash a homosexual to death.
    Almost all of ausfailure, too. (Except QLD and WA)

  14. …and NT, SA and VIC.

  15. Hey hey now, MsAnne. There’s only a defence for bashing a gay man to death if you were suffering from “gay panic”. Sounds totally acceptable to ME!

  16. Never had popeyes, is it really that great ? KFC gives me almost instantaneous shits. Of course we don’t have all those obesity inducing food chains. So i might be better off never knowing.

  17. ^ You give me the shits almost instantaneously, Flames. You must be the 11th secret ingredient.

  18. is e.coli a herb or a spice?

  19. Try Popeye’s. It’s actually pretty good. It has cajun flavor.

  20. *sigh* Popeye’s hasn’t made it to Australian shores yet, beatus.
    I’m planning on going to New Orleans soonish though, so at your recommendation, I will check it out.

  21. With all the culinary wonders at your disposal while you are in New Orleans, do not waste your time with any chain restaurants.

    Also, don’t go anywhere near Rampart St., even in the daytime, unless rape and murder are in your plans.

  22. I’m assuming you’re going to the French Quarter here.

  23. Bacchante, I’ve never been to New Orleans, but I still agree with D.A. Popeye’s is good, but it isn’t THAT good. It’s just a step up from KFC in flavor.

  24. Thanks for the advice, Disturbed. Lonely Planet never tells me where I can get free, energetic sex when traveling in a strange city.

    beatus, I’m just gonna sprinkle some cajun seasoning on my KFC and hope for the best.

  25. or you could learn to cook. How will you make some lucky man proud of you?

  26. Sprinkle away, Bacchante. Also, try to blot some of the grease off, too.

  27. MsAnne, by being a wonderful cocksucker. To him AND all his golf buddies.
    Obviously.

  28. I had to click on the link in your name, Bacchante. Nice blog. Good cause. And nice Hulk Smash boobs. Are they yours, by chance?

  29. butterscotchcandy

    Yikes, I feel like every week I learn about a new American fast food restaurant. Is owning one the best way to make a living in the US or something?

  30. Thanks beatus. Nope, I have slightly more petite nipples and aureolas than that. Pinker too. I like hers too though =)

  31. Butterscotch, there are a lot of them, but not all of them are available across the country. Whataburger and White Castle don’t exist where I live, and In ‘N’ Out and Jack in the Box are mostly west coast chains.

    Bacchante, are they at least the same size?

  32. Hard to tell with Hulk lady’s convex lens, but I’d say yeah, close enough.

  33. LOL I work with him!!!!! And he walks with a cane!

  34. Butterscotch, it’s a big f***ing country. Of course there are a lot of different chains. How much of an idiot do you have to be not to realize this? It’s not f***ing France.

  35. ^but are you fucking sure?

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