Nice tits, fat boy! You look like a fucking manatee …what’s with the poorly drawn fish bones? That supposed to be a sixpack, bro? Stick to the beer and quit being such a tryhard bubble gut! You’d have better luck try’n t’ get some sloppy drunk barfly to suck whiskey out of your belly button and give you a handjob under the table if you put a fucking shirt on and buy her a couple shots first…and slip some xanax in it…You also kinda resemble that hairy douche that roofied everyone up in “the hangover”….I’m not even sure where I’m going with this…someone else pick this one up for me!…
Yeah, but my cock doubles as a baton! I guess if you decide to stick around and all that jazz I might offer to let you borrow it to club some unruly bitches when they try and cut in line during meal time…it’s bound to happen, you know. Some a these twats that stumble into these parts just have no respect.
@21 The second part is true, although I was a little hetero a few months ago. It’s like tequila makes me come out of the closet and I end up making out or giving BJs to girls. The last time I had intercourse with one of those creatures was back in 1999, though.
Anyhow, my first comment only meant that Libby is a gay boy because “going out to see the anus” is all gay boys (the top ones) want to do with their weekends. When I was young I fell in love with a different anus every weekend.