Comments on: Pen Palentine

By: spiral2spiral

spiral2spiral — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:42:02 +0000

Hyper, thats the joke round here – Under Tony Blair, GB became the 51st, and John Howard (Our sycophantic former PM) wanted us to be the 52nd!

By: un-pc big d

un-pc big d — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 14:44:24 +0000

Bloody hell! Ever heard of Great Britain? The 51st state? ……..No…Forget it!

By: HyperSaurusRex

HyperSaurusRex — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 14:04:07 +0000

Sorry, this is random, but how would Australia be our 52/53rd state, as we only have 50 currently.

By: Jim_diGris

Jim_diGris — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:16:36 +0000

Gaol/Jail it all depends on when and where you went to school in Oz
I would be surprised if anyone from Gen X and later ever learnt Gaol because of the Americanization of our culture

As for both of those ferals, it sounds like they deserve each other. He will fuck her then beat her senseless when he gets out of gaol, and generally treat her like shit and she will keep coming back for more, and it will be everyone else’s fault they are like that. People like this attract each other like opposite poles of a magnet

By: Gripper

Gripper — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:14:21 +0000

im surprised Sarah didnt invite him round – big assumption here but i figure these kids feed and bed themselves and they have seen mummy railed by a number of different folk before….

By: Penny Lane

Penny Lane — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:58:10 +0000

Good point littleblackbug. I’d rather not have to live in a world with off spring from either.

By: littleblackbug

littleblackbug — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:45:57 +0000

@Tinderbox- I know this is too serious for this site, but why don’t you mention that Matthew needs to get fixed?
Why are girls the only ones that need to tame their genitalia?

By: danieltunnard.blogspot.com

danieltunnard.blogspot.com — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:39:13 +0000

I’ll watch the kids for your Sarah. A condemned man’s gotta get his rocks.

By: Tinderbox

Tinderbox — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:27:22 +0000

Typical worthless slut who can’t do without male attention for five minutes. Has brats from other fathers already coming out of her ears, now she’s trying to be a cum dumpster for yet another aggressive out of control male on his way to prison. Do the rest of society a favor, Sarahslag dear, and get your fucking tubes tied.

By the way, anyone have Sarah’s number?

By: AP

AP — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:35:37 +0000

That has bought a tear to my eye. What a beautiful sentiment. Who said romance was dead?

By: alproshazam

alproshazam — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:44:33 +0000

@ MissMetal, I call it catching bogonorrhea, it’s an uncontrollable std in western sydney, sorry to hear your sis caught some…

But don’t be confused, there are also bogans in the middle class too, just check any rural mining town for evidence…

I share your despair.

By: MissMetal

MissMetal — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:26:54 +0000

Definitely a perfect example of Aussie white trash. Unfortunately these sort of people and their ilk are familiar to me due to a sister who chose to migrate down from middle class to bogan.

I myself have been guilty of calling my dog “bub”. That will cease right now. Eeek.

This is a type of Aussie who, to the despair of the rest of us, are becoming more and more prevalent. Urgh.

By: alproshazam

alproshazam — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:03:56 +0000

Sweet fuck. I can’t believe I’m stooping to this but, thisismytown @22, I think you’ll find that you pronounce either word in the exact same way.

Yeah gdiddy, I agree, these comments suck lame balls.
If I wanna know what wikipedia says about Australian colloquialisms I’ll check it out myself.

By: Soup

Soup — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:37:53 +0000

Man, the “I’m going to jail” routine has gotten me so much tail. It’s kind of like the “last night before I’m shipped off to war” bit, but for the shitball loser set. Bonus: If they get pregnant, they’re not surprised when I disappear.

By: And they called it chubby love

And they called it chubby love — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:30:12 +0000

Poor old Matthew. He spent all that time smooth-talking his lovely lady friend, and he still won’t get any before he goes inside.

By: gdiddy

gdiddy — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:25:16 +0000

these comments are lamer than lamebook

By: LiamSutty

LiamSutty — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 09:09:02 +0000

Will you two shut the fuck up about how you spell bub, mole and gaol!!

@Walter Sobchak – Exactly what I was thinking!! And he will probably break some kind of curfew adding a few months to his stint just for one last bit of action… ha!

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 07:59:31 +0000

Huh.

By: Miss awesome

Miss awesome — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 07:48:53 +0000

Wow I can’t beleive I just used the word “chat”… That’s unlike me. Bogans get me riled too easily, especially when they are breeding.

By: Miss awesome

Miss awesome — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 07:46:56 +0000

I am Australian. Yes I must admit bogans like this exist everywhere.
My ex who was a big feral bogan chat (who got the southern cross tatoo to look cool) use to call me bub, since he was older than me and took advantage of me I found it rather disgusting!
To think this moron has a child and calls his ex a mole, is just another bane. I wouldn’t be letting that jerk near my child whether he was the father or not. He has a lot of growing up to do… as for this silly female Sarah! she needs a relaity check, if she is a parent she needs to concider getting some better associates. Criminals make for a bad reputation, for her and her children! She is also obviously incredibly stupid, if he is going to jail, there would be good reason for it… don’t doot on him. He is a loser!!!
Stupid ferals!!!

By: jelly

jelly — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 04:58:36 +0000

It would appear Sarah’s Valentine’s Days consist of a rotating door of non-present fathers and jailbirds. I would have thought she’d be glad to have a single Valentine’s Day for once.

By: beckyboo

beckyboo — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 04:39:35 +0000

Ugh… private messsages were created for a reason! LAME!

By: AlyKat

AlyKat — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 04:06:35 +0000

@Comeagain – read @dub.tee.eff’s comment again. I think you’ll see he/she did not say ALL Australians, simply that these two people are stupid fuckwits. Settle down.

I read this and thought New Zealanders – just because of the use of ‘bub’ and close-but-not-quite similarities to Australian speech patterns. Could be Australians. Could be Kiwis in Australia (never the other way around

My friends and I (on the Gold Coast, Australia) say “babe” and “mole” (spelt that way, to differentiate from “biker moll”) all the time. We are a mix of Aussies and Kiwis.
“Mole” is now used both as insult and as an affectionate term -eg. “Fuck you, mole!” (bad) and “Fuck yeah, Moles, let’s party!” (‘good’). The latter (and sometimes, former) can be used to refer/talk to both females and males.

No one (effectively) uses the correct spelling “gaol” in Australia. I know this to be the correct spelling but did not learn it at school (definitely “jail”).

As for the content of their conversation, and how inappropriately public it is, nothing surprises me anymore!

By: jane tobes

jane tobes — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 04:02:19 +0000

Yeah, so.

By: 2fst4u

2fst4u — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:52:35 +0000

Stop taking it in the ass @jane tobes. You’re a massive gay.

By: Comeagain

Comeagain — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:52:14 +0000

@ dub.tee.eff – ALL Australians are ‘stupid fuckwits’? You must be one of the very few who hasn’t come over here to get work and learn English. I don’t really blame you. You live in a beautiful place. But you’re probably too busy hating to notice what you’ve got. Eh bub?

By: poopaloop

poopaloop — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:42:44 +0000

or being fucked by Bubba

By: poopaloop

poopaloop — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:41:53 +0000

He’s going to be going from fucking Bub to fucking Bubba.

By: jane tobes

jane tobes — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:38:13 +0000

In conclusion, Australians are superior to sheep-rooting New Zealanders.

Yeah, gahn. You fuckin’ MOLLS.

By: dub.tee.eff

dub.tee.eff — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:59:16 +0000

I personally hate ‘bub’ due to Once Were Warriors