Friday, August 28, 2009

Pee Pee Problem

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  1. Alexander, urine trouble!

  2. Ha! If he’s paying….well…I’ll no doubt need to urinate at some point during the day. Someone could earn a quick dollar here!

  3. #47:

    um, sarcasm font?

  4. Sparky: upon further consideration, i think that i owe you an apology.

    i’m sorry that you created that whole diatribe directed toward me because i didn’t make it clear enough that i was being sarcastic about being forced to remove clothing before a drug test. that was probably a lot of work.

    i’ll try to do better next time.

  5. i wish i could say i dont know this guy

  6. @sarah

    You can.

    ?

  7. My dad used to have to conduct drug tests where we worked. He said the highlight of his job was sitting men down to tell them they were pregnant.
    Idiots.

  8. whoever you want me to be i dont care

    @Anna haha that’s pretty funny. @lolwut drugs have never been ‘socially acceptable’ calling people losers/under achievers is just pointless, its been said countless times.

    You’re never gonna get rid of drugs. Some of the biggest addicts are high achievers CEOs etc. coz they have the money to do it. Drug addiction is a mental health issue I reckon people should have some more fucken respect actually. You gonna diss someone with bipolar or schizophrenia? People choose to who drink too much and have drug addictions to escape coz they have low self esteem. so maybe its people dissing other people thats more the problem. if people feel accepted most the time they’re quite happy to along with the crowd. rant rant haha

  9. @boz… sadly i can’t say i don’t know him… i had class with him lol

  10. I worked at a drug screening clinic for a few months and I saw some pretty crazy things. One time in particular, a lady hid a condom full of pee in her fuzzy snizzaroni

  11. depends on the clinic/reason for test how easy itll be to fake it. if a\its a bullshit place they only ask u to empty ur pockets which is fine cuz theonly way to pass the temp test is to put the piss ina condom and strap it to ur balls to keep the body heat. and alsou have to go to the clinic either when they JUST open and their is no one in their or are like 10mins til close or else they purposely do all the blood test on other patients for an hour or so and do the piss test scattered throughout so that it starts to getcold and ur body heat cant sustain it any longer.

    but this is still pointless in sum scenarios cuz when i was on probation for felony drug charges they piss test u weekly or sumtimes more often and they go into the bathroom with u stand nxt to u and watch u pee so its impossible to fake it. and if u get stage fright they make u sit their and drink at least 4 cups of water every 20 minutes until u can pee or else they arrest u for non-compliance. it sucks so no more drugs for me tilits legal! btw anyone else down for making liquor illegal in excahnge for legalising weed?

  12. I have to take a drug test in Illinois for a job I have been offered. I havent smoked in over a week. I smoke every other day. I weigh 145 pounds (not much fat). I have been downing water and cranberry juice. I would consider buying a shake but am afraid it wont work and i cant mess this up. I think i am going to buy some synthetic urine with heat pads.

    I wouldnt have smoked but this job was offered out of the blue. I am afraid i will be watched while I pee at the clinic.

    Any suggestions because this job is extreamly important to get.

  13. @eh, he’ll yes! alcohol causes more death & disfunction than all other illicit drugs combined! ( this is fact, globally, check it out b4 u dismiss it). I have a friend who dveloped mental illness due to weed use, but in her case, & much of the most up to date research reflects, that this was caused by extreme & prolonged use from a young age. It was clear the 1st time she smoked that it didn’t agree with her, but kept going. Much less harmful than alcohol, & governments would save money rather than lose it due to the reduced crime & health issues as a result. Weed is by no means harmless but any informed person knows it’s a lesser danger than alcohol!

  14. Yes, well if you’re predisposed to a certain condition (for example, you are high risk for schizophrenia) then smoking weed can trigger that condition. Paranoia can also be a serious issue that very much depends on the user.

    The problem is that you don’t know what health problems you may be at risk for before you take it. It is difficult to compare to alcohol as the risks are structured very differently. In my mind they are pretty comparable (equal) but that’s a pretty hard position to objectively defend.

    That never stopped me lighting up though! 😉

  15. @ # 58 whoever you want me to be i dont care

    Actually drug addiction is not a mental disorder. While bipolar is clearly a imbalance of certain chemicals in the brain but is caused by other naturally occurring chemicals in the brain (Such as ephedrine, andrenogen, and testosterone) Any substance whether its illegal or not can cause an addiction. Certain plants and chemicals release these things in your brain called endorphines. Now those are happy chemicals natually released in our brains at specific times especially when we are enjoying something. Now drugs and certain plants and chemicals force your brain to release those endorphines. With the increase in endorphines in your brain your bound to release more adrenaline which increases the blood flow in your veins arteries and capillaries. Some times when you drink take in a lot of sugar all at once thats what creates that flush feeling.

    With the Endorphines and Adrenaline working over time your body releases several other chemicals which included Testosterone, estrogent (Yes every human body possesses both sex chemicals. Estrogen is high in women, Testosterone naturally higher in guys), as well as a mix of chemicals released by the pituitary gland and Adrenal glands.

    If you have not followed thus far I will explain, see we have things called cannibinoid and opiod receptors in our brains. These are indeed triggered by Cannabis Sativa and Various forms of opiate plants such as heroin, cocaine, etc. Now lets say the part of our brain thats releasing endorphines is like a dam, letting only a little out when needed and preserving the rest. These receptors are like giant valves once activated the endorphines pour through them at incredibly high rates which give people that “High feeling” However when those valves close and you start to come down off of the endorphines and cocktail of other chemicals you start to feel down again. The reason is because the body is going through a sort of shock withdrawal from its own chemicals. The endorphines have such a high impact on the body while its operating that it begins to physically need it.

    As such any addiction is usually defined by doctors as any substance that forces the body to over produce and consume the endorphine chemical released from the brain.

  16. @synapticchaos

    Fuck you.. Nobody is gonna read that… Go on nd fuck offf.. :S

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