Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Party’s Off

marissa

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  1. If I catch my kid typing like a full-blown retard with aids, he or she is getting the biggest belt whipping in history. I’m talkin’ cat-o-nine-tails baby.

  2. LOL.

  3. twomummy'sdrinking

    You go mum….what a little miss…and god bless face book hey!

  4. I’d be more upset at my kid for typing like that than for throwing a party while I’m out of town.

  5. Donald Trump's Comb-Over

    I’m not buyin’ this one. “Janette” posted 48 seconds ago? Just enough time to post, log out, go to their REAL account and take a screen shot. Hmmm…

  6. I’m sorry I must have missed the memo when AIDS became a JOKE and not SERIOUS PROBLEM that people STILL DEAL WITH! WHY do you think people with AIDS keep it a SECRET and SPREAD IT AROUND? Because you don’t take it SERIOUSLY and they are EMBARRASSED. MAYBE if you treated AIDS with the GRAVITY it DESERVES instead of for THROWAWAY INSULTS people would be more OPEN and get the HELP THEY NEED and PREVENT THE SPREAD! SHUT UP!!

  7. @stfu

    dude, AIDS is super-funny.

  8. stfu, you are a serious buzzkill. Your fun-sniping and excessive caps bore us. We hope you get super-aids. A teaspoon of that stuff can take down a whole ship.

  9. @stfu – do *you* have AIDS? If so, HAHA.

  10. “There is nothing to be afraid of….except for super-AIDS”

  11. @#6, ????????????

  12. I agree with stfu that the AIDS comment was tasteless. However, I don’t really get the rest of the rant. (Stop insulting people with AIDS and they will “prevent the spread?”)

    I also don’t get what “full-blown AIDS” has to do with writing like a “retard.” Does one really have to do with the other?

    Lame people everywhere!

  13. “I’m sorry I must have missed the memo when AIDS became a JOKE and not SERIOUS PROBLEM that people STILL DEAL WITH! “WHY do you think people with AIDS keep it a SECRET and SPREAD IT AROUND?”

    No, they keep it a secret because the rest of the population does not want AIDS. Good luck finding a partner when you wear a big shirt that says “I HAVE AIDS!” on it. Or if you use the whole AIDS thing as a great icebreaker.

    “Because you don’t take it SERIOUSLY and they are EMBARRASSED. MAYBE if you treated AIDS with the GRAVITY it DESERVES instead of for THROWAWAY INSULTS people would be more OPEN and get the HELP THEY NEED and PREVENT THE SPREAD! SHUT UP!!”

    No, the only help they need is to wear a condom when they bang. Except they needed that help before they got / gave aids. Now the help they need is to not spread AIDS and quarantine the virus. Except too bad the type of people who typically have aids are unable to stop doing the things that turned AIDS into a pandemic in the first place. Use your imagination.

    Of all the inane bullshit you spew on this site, stfu, this is the funniest.

  14. stfu: Aids, reatardation, cancer are all laughable topics, so stfu

  15. I’m with Anon on this one – too scared to disagree

  16. Wow, the fight you guys are having over something so ridicously stupid is even funnier than the post.
    So, all of you are LAME for arguing about a stupid comment.
    :)
    Have a nice day.

  17. bYoAIDS

  18. Stella, it’s intended to be funny (in a pathetic sort of way).
    Ironically enough, the lamest thing to be found in all this is your ‘lame’ pun.

  19. Yeah everyone shut up for real, the comment was a troll but you’re an idiot anyway Anon

  20. When my mum got AIDS I laughed in her face and then punched her in the ovaries until she got ovarian cancer.

  21. @stfu: you’re the idiot. You’re back peddling because of your illogical, nonsensical douchebag of a post. Mine was obviously stupid. It had no intellectual merit behind it, but nor was it supposed to.

    Why can’t you guys be more like Busta Hymen and make me laugh. It makes these workdays a lot easier.

  22. Hey stfu! Keep up the good work, you’re fun! And please stay in character!

  23. 48 Seconds Ago? I bet Janette wrote that and took the pic to submit it to lamebook.com

  24. LMFAO @ Buster Hymen

  25. I don’t get why the 48 seconds thing matters. Someone’s on Facebook, their news feed (which is basically “live” these days) says “Janette commented on Marissa’s status.” The person looks at it, takes a screen shot, and huzzah, there you have it.

  26. @ stfu, do as your preach and STFU! you are annoying…

    Oh yeah, I smell fake too..

  27. stfu is a character people.As for the post, someone that types like that is liable to forget their mom is their Facebook friend. It could be fake, but there is no reason to believe so.

  28. Donald Trump's Comb-Over

    I still think Stella is a penis cheese.

  29. Sorry, I’m wrong. I agree with #23

  30. Everyone has AIDS!
    AIDS AIDS AIDS!
    AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
    Everyone has AIDS!

    And so this is the end of our story
    And everyone is dead from AIDS
    It took from me my best friend
    My only true pal
    My only bright star (he died of AIDS)

    Well I’m gonna march on Washington
    Lead the fight and charge the brigades
    There’s a hero inside of all of us
    I’ll make them see everyone has AIDS

    My father (AIDS!)
    My sister (AIDS!)
    My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
    The gays and the straights
    And the white and the spades

    Everyone has AIDS!
    My grandma and my dog ‘ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
    The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
    C’mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
    We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has
    AIDS! x 20

    (I think some people are taking this far too personally!!)

  31. Too bad the comments aren’t as good as the posts. Laaaaame.

  32. OK noobs, welcome to Lamebook!

    AnonisGay is gay!

  33. i’m confused.

    how is telling someone he or she is lame a “pun”?

  34. Wish someone had got Kat’s tongue.

    Only aids I’ve got are of the hearing variety…

  35. obvi stfu didn’t see that south park episode

  36. I don’t just think AIDS is funny. I’m HIV positive it’s hilarious.

  37. what here is lamer…

  38. Yeah the 48 seconds later is a little fishy, but if this is real that’s ridiculous.

  39. “Except too bad the type of people who typically have aids are unable to stop doing the things that turned AIDS into a pandemic in the first place”

    Aaaah…such ignorance!

  40. I know people have already stated it, but all these comments are so much dumber than the lamebook entry itself.

  41. STFU has bad AIDS.

  42. Yay.

  43. “Well all you gotta do is say hold the AIDS.”

  44. @AnonisGay, whatever. I was just pointing out the fact that you’re whole arguement was stupid. Sorry for ruining your work day. but Btw you should probably find a more exciting job if lamebook is making you’re day better.

    @Donald Trump’s Comb-Over, I still think you’re a douche.
    & your comment makes absolutely no sense, nor is it funny.
    sorry.

  45. *your day better

  46. Haha, hi mom!

  47. If I ever get AIDS, I’m going to insist that everyone knows I have the good AIDS from sharing needles or a blood transfusion.

  48. Donald Trump's Comb-Over

    Stella is no extraordinary spella. How ‘ridicous’. I wonder if she’ll start another ‘arguement’ about this? Fucking penis cheese.

  49. Well its been more than 22.3 years, so aids is officially funny

  50. I know we went got sidetracked by aids here, and the party is off anyway, but Marissa didn’t even put the name of her street. Maybe her town’s only got one street and it’s called “Lane.” That would mean it’s a small town… perhaps isolated… small population… everyone is interbreeding… and if only one of them had… uh oh.

  51. Izzy, are you retarded? The street name is blurred out so all of lamebook doesn’t know Marissa’s address.

  52. this mom is a bitch

    and a few years ago south park pronounced AIDS to be funny, so we can joke about it all we want

  53. Donald Trump's Comb-Over

    This just keeps getting better. Let me make a bag of popcorn; I’ll share.

  54. @ Donald whathisface,
    Uhm I can spell thank you very much. Ridiculous.
    Typo, idiot.
    & I still think you’re a doucheface :)
    But this argument is getting old.
    So stay classy & have a fab night.

  55. and btw,
    thank you Ratcoon.

  56. Donald Trump's Comb-Over

    You have a fab night too, Stella! And thanks. ;)

  57. This seems appropriate: http://gizmodo.com/5350303/facebook-revolutionizes-how-parents-stalk-college%20aged-kids

  58. Ohhh you’re very welcome Donald.

  59. it wasn’t on my screen, it was just blank. A-hole.

  60. @stfu If you have aids, good for you. go get medical help if you wish or hey, here’s a tip, use a condom. People are taking this way to seriously. But hey, who’s complaining, i love lamebook bitchfights.

  61. Donald Trump's Comb-Over

    STFU shut the fuck up awhile ago. Are we still ragging on him? I’m not against it, I’m just wondering is all.

  62. Donald Trump's Comb-Over

    @Stella I’m not Donald himself, I’m the comb-over. I take on a personality of my own, thanks. You know, just when I start liking you, and you fuck up the name…

  63. btw, Donald Trump’s Comb-Over, i love your name

  64. Donald Trump's Comb-Over

    Ha ha! Thanks naaaice.

  65. Bravo, this idea would have just by the way

  66. What type of comments would you expect from the people on here? Most of the folks that comment are bigger dewshes than the lamebook honorees.

    This theory is supported by the fact that Anonisgay’s comments have drawn more attention than the funny and ultra-lame original post.

    You can’t win a battle of wits with someone who has none. Ignore the idiots. They’ll die off from inbreeding. :)

  67. @MrNotItAll

    The old joke about “lamebook needs its own lamebook – a ‘lamelamebook’ if you will” is wearing very, very thin.

    Let me know when you posters are sick of hearing me say that. And then remember that I’m a tiny little bit more sick of seeing that joke.

  68. Donald Trump's Comb-Over

    @Boz, very true! That joke is so March ’09.

  69. Billy Wilders Dead Monkey

    fucking hell, you really are all cunts.

  70. @Billy Wilders Dead Monkey WELCOME TO THE CLUB, BUDDY! I hope you brought your dad’s speedos-it’s hot down here in hell! ;)

  71. Billy Wilders Dead Monkey

    My dad is a cunt so no

  72. Ahhh, now I can see the resemblance…

  73. busta won!

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