Haha wins all round! The best pissing story I’ve heard is opening the top drawer and pissing over someone else’s clothes. Ah wait, maybe the standing at the top of the stairs and pissing over the bannister? I can’t decide. And oh DukeGuy …. you didn’t!!:-O
My wife and I rented a room in a house run by a middle-aged woman several years ago. Another grad student out there rented a separate room. One night, he drunkenly walked into the landlady’s room, stood next to her bed, and started pissing (not on the bed, apparently). When she objected, he assured her it was alright.
She tossed him out.
So how would one get an 11-year-old drunk? Beer – they’re going to know it is beer. Anything stronger – they’re going to taste the alcohol and think it is disgusting. Flavoured malt beverage – pass it off as soda? Hm…
Mad, who said the 11 year old didn’t want the alcohol? I don’t get the feeling this was a clandestine operation; I think older sis thought it would be funny and the 11 year old went along with it. I agree with #10 though, that could have ended poorly.
As for the picture, at least the little one’s brother or sister will have photographic record of the events leading to thier conception. Oh, and the one in black looks pretty cute – milf?
My boyfriend once woke up and started pissing on the bed (luckily down by my feet). I stopped him and told him to go to the bathroom. He stopped and left the room. I assumed he had gone to the bathroom but was too busy changing the bed sheets to notice where he had gone. Apparently he just went out the living room and finished pissing on anoher guy who was spending the night. This was after a party so he was drunk sleepwalking I guess? He doesn’t remember the incident.
When I have a child, I’m calling up these too lovely ladies.
Maddy, you’re right, it’s not all that bad. Once, my brother thought it would be ok to give our dog some 5% beer. I was about 10 or 11, and didn’t know any better. I just laughed when she made funny faces and wanted to sleep. True story.
Laura..um..get him some adult Depends. then leave him. He’s obviously taking the piss out of you to do something. You’re not taking the bait.