Comments on: Parents, Picture This

By: dood

dood — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:37:12 +0000

penis face, penis peppers, what i want to know is what the rest of those 15 comments say!

By: NotTheMama

NotTheMama — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 10:59:03 +0000

Look at where the tip of the penis is. It is drawn like that so that when she talks, it looks like a talking penis.

By: 12341234

12341234 — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:12:23 +0000

I am very confused as to why the penis is facing the direction it is.

By: yaya

yaya — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:20:34 +0000

@sarayve Could that also explain why the crudely drawn peen is coming outward from her cheek as if being birthed from her mouth rather than being thrust in? Perhaps stooooopid was looking in the mirror as she drew it and found the whole backwards drawing thing confusing, you know, like crossing the street is confusing.

By: not.ben

not.ben — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 05:08:18 +0000

I don’t know who the melmans are, but I hear they have a cute puppy. And I was at the grocery store today and saw..blah…blah…blah, so I picked it up for you. Why do you keep deleting my comments? I just thought I’d let you know….

By: nashntth

nashntth — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 04:22:33 +0000

No more posts, Exo just capped this one. lol

By: Exo

Exo — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:36:10 +0000

Fuck, who the hell is named the melmans?

By: SomeRandomChick

SomeRandomChick — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:25:16 +0000

*wants

Excuse me I get a little apostrophe happy sometimes.

By: SomeRandomChick

SomeRandomChick — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:23:53 +0000

Who want’s a penis GROWING out of their mouth? If she’s *attempting* to say “I’m an internet whore and this is where I will put your penis.” then she drew it wrong. Just saying.

By: sarayve

sarayve — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:41:40 +0000

@yaya, Ashleigh is even more stoopid because she took the picture of herself. if MySpace has taught us anything, it is no arms in picture = self photo.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:23:03 +0000

After reading this all I care about is the Melman’s new dog, I hear it’s super cute.

Also. Janet needs to learn how to fucking spell if she is ever going to be a good parent, and Christopher needs to stop fullfilling this twisted fantasy of being his sister’s mom and jerking off to pictures of her playing with her friends. PHEW..

PENIS PEPPER.

By: Mercure

Mercure — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:06:21 +0000

Abbi – get out of that family. If your father Marvin is so pathetic as to be concerned by a chili that looks a little bit like a penis, he sure as hell is going to ruin the rest of your life.

Shit – dinner time must be hell at your house if he has penis envy over a 2″ chili. I guess you don’t eat that many hot dogs, carrots, cucumbers, zuchini, popsicles, etc.

Bizarrely I had a one night stand with an Iranian girl who had a clitoris that, when aroused, was about the same size and looked just like the top chili in Abbi’s hand (no she didn’t have balls… but she had a big old clopper).

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:39:21 +0000

@fookinhell: I don’t see it. Why would the mother/daughter name sharing come into it? And besides that, wouldn’t the reading be the same, just with father changed to brother?
Apologies for my crippling slowness.

By: MikeyMike

MikeyMike — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:49:35 +0000

Note to Ashleigh: penises go in the other way. Just FYI.

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:48:14 +0000

@Super Nintendo Chalmers, I would say no to that as well.

By: Super Nintendo Chalmers

Super Nintendo Chalmers — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:44:41 +0000

Yikes! Those look like they might be ghost chilies. Abbi best not be putting them in her good good.

By: fookinell

fookinell — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:11:36 +0000

I registered just to say this: if I’m understanding the second one correctly it’s actually pretty amusing, but then again it takes a couple of assumptions and way too much time and energy to have any self respect after you figure it out.

The daughter/s and the mother obviously have the same last name. Christopher not being referred to as “your dad”, but still sharing the name, is probably mom’s brother or son. I’m guessing son, since it’s not common for grownup siblings to cohabit and share a computer.

So what the girl thought was that her extremely obnoxius brother had suddenly overdosed on Ecstacy and/or Carebears (with some creepy incest vibe thrown in) because mommy started posting under his name by mistake.

“Cute pic my girls! XOXO” probably would have freaked me out a bit in her shoes.

By: Sensible Madness

Sensible Madness — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:50:48 +0000

I think Marvin is jealous of those peppers, in terms of both size and location.

By: danieltunnard.blogspot.com

danieltunnard.blogspot.com — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:50:20 +0000

A month later, Abbi did give her laptop to her mother, who then went and posted pistures of all the real penises she’d castrated from her lovers. Just goes to show, huh?

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:36:23 +0000

Ahaha, the mom in #2 seems like the sort of person who just never stops talking… ‘oh, I thought I was on my Facebook BY THE WAY THE MELMANS GOT A NEW PUPPY’. No wonder she’s exhausted.

People say people shouldn’t have their parents on Facebook because of stuff like this, but hell, you gotta love the parents in these, overprotective or not.

By: Madrid on fire

Madrid on fire — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:32:31 +0000

Does Abbi’s father work for CIA/FBI? “Someone is always watching” Yeah! Facebook if for that, to post and upload pics of you and sharing them with friends… or post them on Lamebook

By: gingivitis

gingivitis — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:30:11 +0000

Ashleigh is wearing terrible glasses. She did the ketchup penis on her face to draw attention away from them.

By: Funny Facebook Fan Pages

Funny Facebook Fan Pages — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:27:00 +0000

chili pepper fail. are those real?

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:26:53 +0000

I wonder if it’s been a while since mam (Janet) has seen a peen?

I know mom was under someones FB, but it still… neither here nor there.

Is that a penis pepper?

By: chicky_monkey

chicky_monkey — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:23:32 +0000

Abbi needs to share with Ashleigh

By: Big Bud Niles

Big Bud Niles — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:18:55 +0000

^^^FAIL^^^

By: Big Bud Niles

Big Bud Niles — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:18:18 +0000

7th

By: yaya

yaya — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:17:55 +0000

Ashleigh, just wow, wondering how bored and STOOOOOpid you have to be to draw such an image on your face, have a friend photograph it and then post it on FB for all the world to see. Just wow.

Marvin RULES. Go dad, give the what for.

By: avemariek

avemariek — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:10:57 +0000

who draws a cock on their face ??!?!?

By: llayma

llayma — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:08:50 +0000

Can someone explain to me exactly why you would draw a cock on your own face with tomato ketchup?!