One would hope that Sonya’s methods for grounding include the removal of all technology and the brutal pelting of secondhand english books (wouldn’t want to abuse the nifty new books) until her stupid child learns something. Duck and cover might be sufficient for the first lesson.
Brian’s comment sounds like something my mom would say (has said) to me.
Yes I am one of those sad, sad people with both their parents on facebook. Luckily I’m an adult and they don’t give a shit what I do or say as long as I don’t die or get pregnant. My dad’s actually challenged my boyfriend to beer pong…
There is nothing lame about Andrew’s status update.
As for all of the others: If I do something my parents wouldn’t be proud of/would kill me for, I’m at least smart enough to keep it private rather than post about it on something as public as Facebook.
it took me a couple times of reading #2 to understand why it could’ve been lame. dad publicly bashing her for a missed apostrophe in “dont” and I’m assuming also the fact she said “fucking.” the fact that he said that for those two minor things, in itself, is lame, not very lolworthy. =/ the others are great. I agree with MikeyMike, nothing lame about the lesbian one, just funny that he would post that they were.
@Keona — I doubt it had anything to do with the missed apostrophe. I’m pretty sure it had more to do with the fact that many parents dislike the idea of their children swearing… Especially if you consider the fact that she might be pretty young and still living at home.
@ThePurpleApple true, true. no way of knowing what age she is. if she were maybe, late teens or early twenties it wouldn’t be as bad as a young girl swearing. as my grandma would say if she heard the grandkids cuss, “I’ll wash your mouth out with soap!” x.X in these times she probably just got grounded or a “whoopin”
Black Cloud, the quote is from a very popular musical on Youtube called A very Potter Musical, which is like a parody of Harry Potter by fans of the book. The quote is from Draco Malfoy in the musical, who speaks constantly of another, better wizardry school on Mars.
Now, I feel very much a nerd for knowing this, but being a fan of the books, I think it’s hilarious.
A very potter musical is amazing. Who care’s if it’s nerdy to love Harry Potter and all Harry Potter related things.. (says the girl listening to the Harry Potter audio books right now while she’s at work!)
H: You’re tall and fun and pretty, you’re really really skinny – GINNY!
You’re the Mickey to my Minnie, you’re the Tigger to my Winnie – GINNY!
Gonna take you to the city, gonna take out to diney – GINNY!
You’re cuter than a Guinea piiig,
Wanna take you out to Winnipeg, AND THAT’S IN CANADA!
… Do you think it would make a girl fall in love with me?