Comments on: Paging Dr. Douche….Dr. Douche

By: shanemanic

shanemanic — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 09:19:21 +0000

I’m a little confused. Could someone please confirm if I’m really seeing this? In the pictures that El Douche isn’t wearing the stethescope, is he wearing a ROSERY? Also, I was unaware that Calvin Kline put out a Douchebags of Medical School underwear line.

By: Babycat

Babycat — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:33:39 +0000

Jerking off in the On-call room is generally frowned upon at most hospitals. If this freak is a real doctor, I am England’s next royal. Although, he could be a chiropractor! Haha. Or a male nurse. He’s probably a nurse’s aide on meth!

By: retorq

retorq — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:13:55 +0000

WTF does global warming have to do with these pics. Is he saying he’s a skinny twerp because it’s warm out?? This guy is a tool.

By: eyeheartbrains

eyeheartbrains — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 13:03:29 +0000

@Leverhundar
Ass-hattery! So funny. It made me pee.

By: martymofo

martymofo — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:20:46 +0000

Dorkasaurus……

By: tcrider

tcrider — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:28:25 +0000

Gah people…. are you girlies really that disgusted by this guy, or is it you looking at your fat ass boyfriend deemed clean up captain at taco bell???

@ 57….I smell a porker…..and the stink puss…

By: mistaphill

mistaphill — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 03:18:49 +0000

paging Dr. Faggot! paging Dr. Faggot!

By: Karrie

Karrie — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:56:22 +0000

God I hate guys like this, they think they are so hot and awesome, when really they are just a fucking small nobody

Ugly too

By: margo011

margo011 — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 06:32:07 +0000

“location: you know”
yes actually, you’re in your douche (shower in french) coz we can see your douche curtain

By: Christ on a cracker

Christ on a cracker — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 20:30:26 +0000

I bet you top money this douche is a stripper ’cause no way a guy with those abs has half a brain to study medicine! Just saying, the dude spends too much time on the gym and blowin’ his own dick…

Still, can I have his last name? LOL

By: Otrola

Otrola — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:32:26 +0000

Yes, 53, I’m sure that’s exactly what it is. It can’t be that this guy is taking both a mirror AND a shirtless pic, flaunting his body to people that largely don’t care. Also, he has a tattoo below his armpit, is wearing a stethoscope in most of the pictures, and appears to be grabbing himself in half of them. In short: DOUCHEBAG.

By: thatswhat.shesaid

thatswhat.shesaid — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:16:28 +0000

i know all the guys that are hating this have beer guts..
jealousy is a sickness.

By: Blair

Blair — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:02:50 +0000

Haha what an arrogant douche. Honestly. And he is not hot!!
@ Matt, LOL!

By: JO

JO — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:23:55 +0000

@ Nicci – nah theres nothing wrong with this, apart from that fact that before this guy would let you suck his dick, he would suck his own dick… if you get my drift.

By: Nicci

Nicci — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:54:22 +0000

I don’t see nothing wrong with this…… is that wrong?

By: Butterfly2585

Butterfly2585 — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:43:00 +0000

Dear God it’s the Todd!!

By: Noam GR

Noam GR — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:53:52 +0000

God I hate these. there’s a guy on my facbook who does these, only worse cause he puts on this faux-soulful dickwad face. you know, I think he deserves my first lamebook submission.

By: Maddy

Maddy — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:37:56 +0000

My favourite part of this is that his desperate cry for female attention (aka his photo album) only has three comments in total.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:49:30 +0000

If it were one photo it wouldn’t be that bad… Just one of those “wow this is pretty damn arrogant but w/e you obviously put a lot of effort into your body and want to show off a bit, it’s understandable” things. But that’s a whole page of “ooooh yeah I would TOTALLY have sex with myself.”

By: lvlybnz

lvlybnz — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:26:54 +0000

easy on the eyes for the win.
posting these on facebook, epicEPICfail.

By: Ruby

Ruby — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:00:52 +0000

Yes, lame and douchebaggy, but let’s not kid ourselves–he is sexy as hell!

By: Kyle

Kyle — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:23:53 +0000

Actually, the correct term for ladies such as Brit; would be “Queefcake”.

Just saying.

By: Sunshine

Sunshine — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:35:38 +0000

Dr Douche may be lame but with those abs he can give me a check up anyday

By: Jared

Jared — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 09:05:59 +0000

It’s not lame because he gets away with it, he’s hot =)

By: Leverhundar

Leverhundar — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 07:14:28 +0000

I don’t think it’s hot at ALL. Guys like that piss me off. What a freaking wanker. (and yeah I’m a ‘hater’ if a hater is hating pretentious ass-hattery like this)

By: Sofia

Sofia — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:14:45 +0000

that turned me on in a second.

but yes, lame.

and lame of me I guess.

By: Jake

Jake — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:31:43 +0000

Please for the love of christ, I hope this asshat walks straight into oncoming traffic.

By: simp

simp — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:29:29 +0000

wow. I love that one picture is not lame enough, he has to have fifteen. Med School=RN. I bet he gets sperm in his eye cause hes on his own dick.

By: Meg

Meg — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:35:55 +0000

Hey! At least it’s nice to look at!

By: lolwut

lolwut — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:36:27 +0000

haters gonna hate