Monday, June 29, 2009

Paging Dr. Douche….Dr. Douche


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  1. For the win! This is the lamest thing I have ever seen!

  2. Humiliating docs everywhere, with an $18 stethoscope

  3. This is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen! Get over yourself… you’re not that hot!

  4. Hahahaha Dr. Douche.

  5. what the heck does the title mean???
    “Global Warming + Med School=” wtf?
    equals a douche?

  6. wow. what a freaking tool.

  7. who wants cake?

    he’s only in med school so he can one day tell skanks “i’m a doctor.”

  8. Oh my fucking god….this guy should kick his own ass.

  9. that douche has got a tattoo under his armpit

  10. Ahahaha! Wow.

  11. he must have a small dick.

  12. Don't feed the morons

    Paging Dr. Douche, Dr. Douchebag.
    This guy will try to be a gyno so he can smell vag all day.

  13. I think he’s hotttt.

  14. Brit, you are a Douchebaguette.

  15. This is the only legitimate rival to Zack Attack.

  16. “Paging Dr. Douche, Dr. Douchebag. Please report to the spray tan booth with your Ed Hardy t-shirt immediately”

  17. No no, doctor, it’s the PATIENTS who must undress, not you. And you use the stethoscope with your ears, not your nipples.

  18. Jump Smokers wrote a song about this guy.

  19. Was just about to post the dr douchebag thing xD

    What a douche.

  20. Ohohohoooooh yeeaa- UH I MEAN.. Man. What a douche.

  21. don’t be fucking haters you goddamn nerds!

  22. ahahahaha “haters”


    you’re not black, im sorry, get over yourself

  23. Calibeachballsurfdude98

    Phatty abs.
    Dawg u must fuckin own a bowflex or some shit cuz them shitz is on POINT!

  24. He is HOT. Seriously, it’s lame to post this on FB but at the same time… I am glad he did, cuz DAMN.

  25. moopie u suck

  26. @ Matt

    Hahahahah, Ed Hardy.

    So true.

    You know he’s one of those guys. Haha. The tool.

  27. HOT. But lame.

  28. hahah gross.. so many guys do shit like this…why totally baffles me.

  29. He’s definitely a douche but I’m not complaining if he cupped me and asked me to cough.

  30. First off, you’d have to have a dick in order for him to do that, sunny.

  31. Bowflex, for real though. That’s freaking hilarious; that fool got cut up with a bowflex. Calibeachballsurfdude98 are you like promoting bowflex on like some informercial or something, dude get a better gig.

  32. OMG what a douche. I’m sure this one gets all the ladies, or not.

  33. The only guys allowed to do this sort of thing on social networking sites are MODELS. You know, because they’d probably be a part of a PORTFOLIO taken by a professional photographer? Self portraits such as these = helloooo Loserville.

  34. Why?

  35. haters gonna hate

  36. Hey! At least it’s nice to look at!

  37. wow. I love that one picture is not lame enough, he has to have fifteen. Med School=RN. I bet he gets sperm in his eye cause hes on his own dick.

  38. Please for the love of christ, I hope this asshat walks straight into oncoming traffic.

  39. that turned me on in a second.

    but yes, lame.

    and lame of me I guess.

  40. I don’t think it’s hot at ALL. Guys like that piss me off. What a freaking wanker. (and yeah I’m a ‘hater’ if a hater is hating pretentious ass-hattery like this)

  41. It’s not lame because he gets away with it, he’s hot =)

  42. Dr Douche may be lame but with those abs he can give me a check up anyday ;-)

  43. Actually, the correct term for ladies such as Brit; would be “Queefcake”.

    Just saying.

  44. Yes, lame and douchebaggy, but let’s not kid ourselves–he is sexy as hell!

  45. easy on the eyes for the win.
    posting these on facebook, epicEPICfail.

  46. If it were one photo it wouldn’t be that bad… Just one of those “wow this is pretty damn arrogant but w/e you obviously put a lot of effort into your body and want to show off a bit, it’s understandable” things. But that’s a whole page of “ooooh yeah I would TOTALLY have sex with myself.”

  47. My favourite part of this is that his desperate cry for female attention (aka his photo album) only has three comments in total.

  48. God I hate these. there’s a guy on my facbook who does these, only worse cause he puts on this faux-soulful dickwad face. you know, I think he deserves my first lamebook submission.

  49. Dear God it’s the Todd!!

  50. I don’t see nothing wrong with this…… is that wrong?

  51. @ Nicci – nah theres nothing wrong with this, apart from that fact that before this guy would let you suck his dick, he would suck his own dick… if you get my drift.

  52. Haha what an arrogant douche. Honestly. And he is not hot!!
    @ Matt, LOL!

  53. thatswhat.shesaid

    i know all the guys that are hating this have beer guts..
    jealousy is a sickness.

  54. Yes, 53, I’m sure that’s exactly what it is. It can’t be that this guy is taking both a mirror AND a shirtless pic, flaunting his body to people that largely don’t care. Also, he has a tattoo below his armpit, is wearing a stethoscope in most of the pictures, and appears to be grabbing himself in half of them. In short: DOUCHEBAG.

  55. Christ on a cracker

    I bet you top money this douche is a stripper ’cause no way a guy with those abs has half a brain to study medicine! Just saying, the dude spends too much time on the gym and blowin’ his own dick…

    Still, can I have his last name? LOL

  56. “location: you know”
    yes actually, you’re in your douche (shower in french) coz we can see your douche curtain

  57. God I hate guys like this, they think they are so hot and awesome, when really they are just a fucking small nobody

    Ugly too

  58. paging Dr. Faggot! paging Dr. Faggot!

  59. Gah people…. are you girlies really that disgusted by this guy, or is it you looking at your fat ass boyfriend deemed clean up captain at taco bell???

    @ 57….I smell a porker…..and the stink puss…

  60. Dorkasaurus……

  61. @Leverhundar
    Ass-hattery! So funny. It made me pee.

  62. WTF does global warming have to do with these pics. Is he saying he’s a skinny twerp because it’s warm out?? This guy is a tool.

  63. Jerking off in the On-call room is generally frowned upon at most hospitals. If this freak is a real doctor, I am England’s next royal. Although, he could be a chiropractor! Haha. Or a male nurse. He’s probably a nurse’s aide on meth!

  64. I’m a little confused. Could someone please confirm if I’m really seeing this? In the pictures that El Douche isn’t wearing the stethescope, is he wearing a ROSERY? Also, I was unaware that Calvin Kline put out a Douchebags of Medical School underwear line.

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