Wednesday, October 5, 2011

WINSday!

Most Recent Comment - mad2physicist
October 6th, 2011 at 2:06 pm

Oh, Knox was obviously guilty. You could tell by the prosecuter’s closing argument in which he argued that she ‘liked hot sex.’ That clinched it for me.



OutRayged

Most Recent Comment - narftacular
October 14th, 2011 at 1:57 pm

“kowfi breaks”

Go Grandma!

Most Recent Comment - swiffert
October 7th, 2011 at 8:41 pm

Soberchick, many different pharmaceutical manufacturers make oxycodone. It’s possible one person’s tabs have something printed on them that another person’s do not.

Let’s assume the kid is a casual user and his grandma has a fairly high dose of oxy. If he isn’t used to the dose, the time release wouldn’t matter much because he’d be getting a huge dose even if it was spread over a period of 8-12 hours. In theory, it’s possible he could get a knock you on your ass feeling from time released oxycontin.

There’s a heap of variables that could make this story plausible or not. Either way, you probably still got a chuckle out thinking of some punk kid shitting his pants at school.

A Lil TMI

Most Recent Comment - kayd
October 6th, 2011 at 8:48 pm

That is an FML, I remember reading it before.

It’s a Family Thing

Most Recent Comment - KKilbourne
October 6th, 2011 at 4:08 am

@Milo. Based on Joy’s slut factor, she likely conceived her daughter at an early age – I’d say 15 years old. Since her daughter has a Facebook account and seems able to use it but is still too naive to not be embarrassed by her Mother’s public display of blubber, I’d guess Shantel is about 11.

Joy is about 26.