Lamebook - from lame to fame

Fuck is also pretty much my favourite word. If you’re listening Taylor, hook me up please?

Or because they’ve finally grown up and learned how to write their names in pencil.

Speaking from experience (that’s right), you don’t need to use condoms with a dolphin. Just a wetsuit.

that would give a whole new dimension to the phrase ‘fill your boots’.

Bubba’s spelling notwithstanding, that horse is way to skinny to marry me.

Sorry, I’m just catching up here…