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Why is Jimmie R smoking a Tampon?

Is it because he’s a hardcore member of the Bloods?

this chick is awesome

i got a check up once, and i thought i had a STI , anyways, my ball, hurt so bad. i didn’t think it was a thought for my prostate to be checked. but of course, a super hot doctor, with a french accent, who just transferred to this hospital was on ER duty. so, she says, get in this gown, and ill be back, she gets a glove on, lubes it up, and says the magical words. Yes, she fingered me, it was awkward. after that, a male doctor came in and played with my balls.

you so staunch, Hawk.

I’m pretty sure it’s all part of the subversive plan to de-militarise America. I read they’re finding it hard to recruit new cannon-fodder because omg fatties.