Lamebook - from lame to fame

mad2physicist, there really isn’t that much blood there, which is a shame as she is unlikely to bleed out.

and havemercy, men whinge like little bitches when you don’t use at least half a bottle of Anal Glide when you peg them. ‘Take it like a man’, indeed. Terrified and whimpering is how men generally ‘take’ it. It’s true. Look it up.

Jessica does not understand. When I say ‘fuck the police’ I implicitly mean ‘tie the police up and fuck them in the ass with a knife till their shit causes blood poisoning that kills them.’

it’s on his dick.

Protip: When my cousin was trying to conceive, her Gyno suggested using dollar store pregnancy tests. They aren’t any less effective and won’t set you back $15 a pop.

trollception!~