Lamebook - from lame to fame

@darcy

Riiiight, because facebook users aren’t smart enough to use proper grammar. They’re not even perfect sentences. Usually, I try to write my sentences as grammatically correct as possible. Even on facebook! Also, a lot of times people are on facebook at the same time so they respond within minutes. Derrr.

Brittany, just call it “Failure at life,” regardless of its sex.

Better yet, just call it “Cum Guzzler,” regardless of its sex.

@lex, possibly like one would smoke a pole?? i really had no idea one could smoke a vagina, either, honestly. sounds kind of painful, imo.

Fake or not, this one made me happy. You go, Joe!

Next time Tyler Main there sees his mom, he’s going to picture daddy jizz. He might even show her his peen just for manly reassurance that his is bigger (or at least the same size), as dear old dad.

Nicole is correct and Stacy is onto something…possibly LSD or maybe magic ‘shrooms.

Ali just wants all her friends to know that she was about to go home and ram herself with 12inch of cold hard plastic in a desperate attempt to look cool, what sort of useless slut doesn’t keep spare dildo batteries to hand?!