Lamebook - from lame to fame

Why would waking up to the sound of girls screaming be a good thing? I get the joke he’s trying to make but reads slightly psychotically..

I like to consider myself to be a generally ball-busting cunt, still I’m willing to give Nic the benefit of the doubt and assume the joke was funny, since I gave up trying to read it after the first four lines or so.

looks like my xmas lights, except with less go and fuck yourself.

All I know is that Annie complains about the complainers at such length and so. fucking. tediously. that I feel like waking myself up with a habanero eyewash.

^my betta has better opportunities in life than anybody who spells like that. And I haven’t changed that poor little fuck’s water in 4 months.