” O Fuck Yo Pregnant?!”
“yeah shit, you have 2 marry me! ”
“Yeah sure babe, I known u 2 weeks but I know Ur d 1 4 meh ”
“d@ cool Im guna put some pics on of me wid the preggers n of d@ ring you got me from the crane game @ d arcade, luv ya ur rachey baby”
What’s up, ladies and gents. Preston here, back at it again! This week we took the same route but we added a different twist to our plot. We decided to offer food instead of money. We drove down the block and this little Asian cutie Nina caught our attention. She seemed to be quite nice and interested in us so she takes us up on our offer and comes with us. At lunch, she seemed to take quite an interest in our boy Rimmy so we put her to the test. And let me tell you guys, Nina definitely passed! This update was a good one, Stay tuned.
So young, so dumb and so fucking horny! We pick up the hottest 18 and 19 year olds and convince them to get fucked hard on camera. Most of these babes have very little sexual experience, other have only fucked once or twice, and some are even virgins! These innocent teenyboppers are silly and easygoing, and it doesn’t take much to get them totally undressed and sucking on some big hard cock. You can be sure that we splatter their young faces with warm sperm at the end of every scene! Cum inside now and get all the kick-ass movies now!
It’s not so much that she’s married and pregnant I think it’s the order and manner in which she posted the photos that is both funny and lame which is what this site is about.
And yet please block the ip of the asshole who is writing the dipshit comments. (#8&10)
Please allow me to wish you well in your bid to find your tiny little cock. I suggest you check in your mother’s fat sloppy ass. I realise it doesn’t matter to you that every regular poster on this site wants you to fuck off with your bullshit porn spam and you probably already know that you are coming across as stupid juvenile cock sucker. The question then is why are you such a loser? Why do you so desperately seek our attention? Are you expecting us to cuddle you and tell you everything will be okay, that daddy can’t buthurt you now that you are all grown up? Go suck a dick, YCS.
hey beanstalker! i love your blog you are incredibly insightful and direct, its comforting to find someone who isn’t afraid to say what they think, I love bear grylls too! lol my dream is to be his cameraman hopefully he doesn’t die by then! lol!
anyways i just wanted to check in and let you know that you need to update more often everyone at my office loves your blog so watch out for more subscribers!
“Keep up on all of the celebrity deaths and watch as I amaze your mind by calling it(with scary accuracy) and me being on the news as the police break down my door asking me for any information on that person’s death.”
Oh, some fags who have no friends and get their fake life satisfaction on the internet are trying to talk shit. Over the internet? Holy shit, my life has been crushed by those oh so hurtful insults that I have just cut myself many times. Who knew that somebody without friends who potentially ruin a life?
I agree with almost all of whats been said here already.
Being that its only on here because of its published order or photos. Society now definately doesnt frown upon having children without being married first, I guess some people cant just catch up to reality, and join the current century that we live in. To each their own though.
beanstalker shut down your blog and get back to work or i will call your boss and have him fire you for wasting company time to basically post chuck norris like jokes with bear grylls as the punchline on the internet where three people will never read them
Beanstalker im just kidding with you man ahahah keep on keepin on here check out this youtube featuring Vikings Defensive lineman Jared Allen killing an elk with a spear http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oibNvAbtpc
peace ya’ll hope i dont get “IP banned” from this site because well shucks it sure is a bombastic good time and i cant just IPreset and IPrenew in this abode to graba whole new IP address that isnt blocked welp cheers mates!
@Ms Haiku – Obviously you’ve never been pregnant. Real women take pride in their bundle of joy that’s on its way. Do you honestly think its natural and normal to not show when you’re pregnant? Besides, their husbands (or in your case, some random guy you picked up from the bar) thinks its sexy.
Oh, come ON, people. It’s not on here because someone thought it was lame due to her being pregnant ‘out of wedlock’. It’s lame because she’s created a photo gallery that goes: pee-stick, engagement ring, growing baby gut. It’s TMI. It’s like going on holiday and posting a picture gallery of yourself at the airport check-in, then eating the plane food, then a picture of the ‘engaged’ sign on the toilet door on the plane, and then the rack of luggage carts at the next airport.
You know, Spoder did say it all…and I think mcowles should be prez…Boz vice prez…and YCS should go hunting with Dick Cheney. Lame? Yes. People getting pissed off about comments on the internet, or failing to see children that flame in threads are feeding off your emotional attachment to this kind of crap? Super-lame. TY. Drive domestic. Chicks dig scars. Watch out for SARS, it’s still out there.
You’re fucking stupid if you think that a piece of paper is required to have a stable relationship. My husband and I were in a relationship, moved in together, had a baby and then when that child was about 18 months old, got married. That was 5 years ago and we are still perfectly happy and stable.
HAS ANYBODY THOUGHT MAYBE HE ACTUALLY LOVES HER?
& THE TEST HAS A LID OVER THE PART SHE PISSED ON YOU COCKHEADS.
& THAT MAYBE SHES JUST HAPPY SHE HAS A LIFE WITH A MAN SHE LOVES & A CHILD ON THE WAY YOU GUYS ARE FUCKED UP
It seems like a lot of things are putt up for grammar corrections so I’d just like to note that you did not end your sentence with either a period or exclamation point and there should be comma between “way” and “you”. Also, you have a running sentence on the go, break it up a little.
By the way, it’s a joke site, lighten up or get the fuck off.