Comments on: One Line Wonders

By: Danisa

Danisa — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:00:14 +0000

HEH HEH Semen is an anti-depressant… For the guy maybe!

By: maia1109

maia1109 — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:03:01 +0000

i always swallow. Not only do I enjoy it, semen is a natural anti-depressent, so instead of popping a zoloft or some other rx that has god knows how many side effects, i just let my bf pop off into my mouth, lol. WARNING, swallowing semen has the following side effects: a happy woman, and a happy man who’s snoring now instead of bugging said woman for a bj lol

By: fistacular

fistacular — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 12:23:09 +0000

thank you @mb I just bought it : D now I need to find the right man to drain.

By: jb

jb — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 11:44:16 +0000

I dont get whats wrong with Olivers. He said he hoped it WASN’T semen.

By: AZFreckles

AZFreckles — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 07:29:49 +0000

wow. With my husband I originally swallowed because I was too lazy to crawl out of bed and go find somewhere to spit it (it’s a lofted water bed so this actually would take effort). Then when I realized how much more it turned him on, there were no second thoughts.
As for the snowball, that’s when a man cums in your vag, licks it out, and then spits it in YOUR mouth. Very erotic…

By: awful

awful — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 07:11:43 +0000

I dunno, I might be thinking about heading towards possibly aligning myself with wordpervert sometime in the future, Chrissy does seem to have a lot to say for herself, on most topics, much of the time, I’m just hoping she keeps it fresh, funny and informative if she keeps going or else I would suggest that her husband plays PS3 more often…

By: sixty nine

sixty nine — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:26:03 +0000

I always swallow. That’s just the kinda girl I am!

I agree with Chrissy, it’s about giving him what he wants. I feel great knowing that my husband is enjoying it, and that I can use it to my advantage when I want something later on. He doesn’t play PS3, but he doesn’t seem to mind when I go down on him whilst he is driving.

By: blondie1508

blondie1508 — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 02:41:43 +0000

@ Slanderous Princess: Totally agree with you there, it does all depend on the diet. Your comment “hasty spit and rinse” made me chuckle, only because I’ve been in the situation. I thought most girls swallowed before I spoke to my friends about it and found out I was the only one who did out of 10 of us…Thank god most people do on here, I feel relatively normal now.

By: mb

mb — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:05:16 +0000

For the swallowers…how about cooking with semen?
http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
Not something I will be trying anytime soon!

By: wulfsgirl

wulfsgirl — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:58:07 +0000

Now off to blow my hubby. This thread is making me hungry.

By: Allygirl_88

Allygirl_88 — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:52:33 +0000

@lilmamashorty i think oliver is a girl… and she got drunk an gave a random dude a bj… maybe even the cab driver cuz she didnt have anymore money after spending it on the booze that got her into that position in the first place!!!

By: kiwigirl

kiwigirl — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:52:32 +0000

@simone.kelley89. you don’t swallow so you don’t get gonnorhoea? you’re an idiot! its already been in your mouth if you spit it out. If you’re that concerned you shouldn’t be giving BJs to man whores

By: LoveNugget

LoveNugget — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:45:43 +0000

Wow fistacular, wow. I’m hungry too Remo, haha.

By: Allygirl_88

Allygirl_88 — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:37:59 +0000

@Chrissy u r so right… is isnt much different… but stillz… ps3….

@darthvari so true…

By: Remo

Remo — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:19:16 +0000

I’m hungry now…

By: fistacular

fistacular — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:56:38 +0000

@hobbes, no that’s called swapping, a snowball has to grow…

By: fistacular

fistacular — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:53:40 +0000

I agree with Jonice, cum is amazing and I’m a total cum whore.

By: Chrissy

Chrissy — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:24:10 +0000

@wordpervert – I could suggest some pretty useful ideas to stop my posts from “hurting you eyes” (however I’m starting to wonder if it’s actually my posts causing your eyes to hurt or if it’s just a side effect of the dizziness you must be feeling from SPINNIN’ ‘ROUND & ‘ROUND ON THAT BROKEN RECORD YA GOT GOING). Anyways, here are my suggestions: 1) Stop reading them and ignore me. 2) Use a spork to dig them out. And finally (this may be the most practical one…) 3) go f*@$ yourself

By: wordpervert

wordpervert — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:14:50 +0000

My eyes are starting to hurt again

By: darthvari

darthvari — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:03:17 +0000

somebody should post this conversation on lamebook

By: Lulla

Lulla — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:54:40 +0000

I am a girl as well.

By: LoveNugget

LoveNugget — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:50:31 +0000

I’m a girl, thank you very much chowko.

By: Chrissy

Chrissy — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:48:52 +0000

@chowko – it wouldn’t be breaking anything to me, but I probably shouldn’t have generalized by saying that girls were the ones responding.

@Allygirl_88 – my post was no more TMI than the others on here… *shrug* I wouldn’t know about any other guys wanting to be my husband…I’ve known my husband would be my husband since the day I met him for the first time a wholeeee lotta years ago!!!

By: Slanderous Princess

Slanderous Princess — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:45:01 +0000

For me, it depends on the guy as not all spunk tastes the same. Therefore, some would get a swallow and a smile, other’s a hasty spit and rinse. It has to do with a man’s diet.

By: Allygirl_88

Allygirl_88 — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:42:30 +0000

um.. @Chrissy TMI!!! wow… i bet lots of dudes want to be ur husband …

By: chowko

chowko — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:35:35 +0000

@Chrissy – I hate to break it to you, but most of the people talking about swallowing in this thread are probably not girls.

By: Chrissy

Chrissy — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:14:16 +0000

I’m pretty surprised to see so many girls who choose to swallow!! I was under the impression it was a “rare” thing for a guy to find a chick who’ll finish the job completely!! I agree with all the statements about it kinda being pointless to have it in your mouth to begin with if you’re going to spit it out anyways & Wednesday said it very well!!

Good head isn’t just about the oral portion – you gotta give him what he wants to make it memorable Personally, I enjoy giving my husband head…I like seeing the reaction I get and knowing that I have control over the situation Not to mention, when he gets a random BJ while playing PS3 it makes him pretty agreeable when I want something! HA!

By: Cassie

Cassie — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:55:10 +0000

@ Lulla and swverausc214,

heehee, thanks for that info! I’d suspected it wasn’t too bad caloriewise, but the point about proteins is a real seller. My bf might be in for a treat

By: wolfan

wolfan — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:40:54 +0000

Wednesday, you speak true.

By: wordpervert

wordpervert — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:27:17 +0000

True, it doesn’t taste like chocolate, but there are worse things to eat